Kelly Simonsen

@YourAnonNews LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy hell that's even funnier now!!!

"My own daughter can't tell the difference." Comedy is illegal now.

All in all he's just a prick with no wall.

@YourAnonNews Yup. Makes you wonder just how much Erika knew and WHEN she knew it.

Top notch fireworks, sparklers etc.

@YourAnonNews They don't need no education

@emptywheel @StephenM Why isn't someone taking care of the @StephenM problem?

The Daily Mail says that @StephenM ordered DHS to cause confrontations with protestors in advance of the Alex Pretti murder.

@YourAnonNews I hear they are $5/each now.

Trump loves sharpies

@Kronykal @YourAnonNews The Right are pedophiles.

@YourAnonNews The Left are children.

These are popping up everywhere. Good luck trying to buy them. Most places are sold out.

@YourAnonNews I have a bunch of those - it's literally the highlight of my day when I stick it on something public.

@YourAnonNews Does he still carry his kid on his shoulders as a human shield?

Who’s gonna tell him

@SenateGOP Thank the pedophile party and president for screwing our entire country over.

Thank a Democrat for long lines and disrupted air travel. Thank President Trump for doing everything he can to keep airports open.

@Acyn The brain worms have been feasting.

RFK JR: Trump has encyclopedic molecular knowledge across a wide range of very eclectic interests—Broadway shows, golf… One time, he grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map. It challenged a lot of the assumptions I had been told about him. He has this extraordinary depth of knowledge about what’s happening in each of the agencies—my agency and the others—and he has an instinct for making good choices. I would also say this: I think my uncle, John Kennedy, understood the use of power better than any president before him. And I think Donald Trump understands the use of power better than probably any president we’ve had—at least since Roosevelt, and maybe in American history.

@doggintrump So what's stopping them?

Like

@EdKrassen The asshole needs to be castrated.

Trump: "I'm going to take a few questions. You can ask me anything you want. You can talk sex." We are struggling. We are at war. And this is what he’s doing?

@ReallyAmerican1 MOTION TO VACATE SPEAKER

Johnson caught lying in real-time as reporter fact-checks him, Republicans chose to accept the deal he’s blaming on Democrats, exposing the dishonest contradiction live.

@YourAnonNews They are being both paid off and threatened. They are scared of him. Imagine being scared of a man who wear makeup and a diaper.

It is telling how stupid republicans actually are. Think about this: Trump literally destroyed the party, he's the most hated man in the world right now - yet for some reason barely any republican politicians break rank with him. If you have no self preservation: you're stupid

@YourAnonNews Trump placed the hit on Charlie so he could have Erika for himself but she preferred his VP because he has more sofa experience. But hey, Trump aced his cognitive exam so it all evens out in the end.

Truth

@factpostnews She's a little old for him.

Fox host: I think it is alarming that we have not been able to see or hear from any of the Iranian people. Do they have drinking water, food? Trump: Do you remember when we had lunch years ago at Trump Tower? You have not changed. You may be even better looking.

Beware of the alien nation.

@TheBushCenter @ZelenskaUA Laura looks great

Today, President George W. Bush and Mrs. Laura Bush welcomed Ukrainian First Lady Mrs. Olena @ZelenskaUA to the Bush Center. “We admire your country’s bravery and ingenuity,” said President George W. Bush. “We want the people of Ukraine to know that we continue to stand with America’s ally, Ukraine. You are fighting for freedom, and I believe you will prevail.”  Ukraine’s defense against an unprovoked full-scale invasion from Vladimir Putin has now entered its fifth year. Vladimir Putin is responsible for the gravest security crisis on the European continent since World War II. The Bush Institute continues to believe that now is the time to stop him – and to do so, the U.S. must continue its support of Ukraine.

@GuntherEagleman No that's you "Gunther".

Jack Smith should spend the rest of his miserable life behind bars.