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At what age do we stop commenting “fit asf” and “I would👀” on your friends pictures and start commenting “lovely picture Karen. Glad to see you’re looking well”

Universe, please take all of her suffering away, triple it, and give it to the president.

Little Punch was seen trying to pick lice off his toy.

I was raped when I was inarguably among the strongest women in the 🌎… and he was just a guy. When he grabbed my wrist, I quickly realized – in that slow-motion-adrenalin-awareness phenomenon – that I couldn’t move my arm in any direction: not even when using my lats in a downward motion, where swimmers excel.”

nobody is doing it like her #thetraitors #celebritytraitors

I didn’t realise Paloma Faithful was her full name #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

Mind you, it’s only been two episodes and we’re already being fed like this #CelebrityTraitors

Celia Imrie is not a traitor #CelebrityTraitors

It was worth making The #CelebrityTraitors for this shot alone 💀

Imagine being absolutely SCHOOLED by an 18 year old. Someone give this girl a crown. #bbuk

The serial adulterer whose been cheating on his wife throughout their whole marriage & had a child outside of their marriage is pearl clutching at seeing a lesbian couple in a CARTOON..

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life

Was fortunate enough to see Bami in concert last year during her Eras Tour... #TheApprentice

"Smells like off milk and.. kinda poo?" Linda : #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK

Oti counting out her 12 stars after having a miserable day yesterday was honestly a series highlight #ImACeleb

Scottish women when they're trying to buy Tangfastics

Imagine slagging off Sinita when she’s standing right behind you #CBBUK

My 5 votes going straight on Tom after that #BBUK

Paul and Dylan both gone in one night, I could not be happier, the British public do get it right sometimes #bbuk

I nominate big brother for making Yinrun cry 😭😭 #BigBrotherUK #BBUK

Sadly the situation with Yinrun is very representative of how some people in the UK treat those whose first language isn’t English :/ Cannot imagine how draining it is for her when she’s trying so hard to engage with people and they just push her away :( #BBUK #BigBrotherUK