Joe The Car Dealer
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@gari_ya_miraa @Hey__Z Not really..The new shape were pricy.. Some were sold as high as 3.8
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@Hey__Z @WanjiruHarun A fresh import lands at a cost of 2.4M to 2.5M for 2019's. Mostly, za 2017's were cheaper no wonder the price
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Ukistaajabu ya Musa…
So today I was tasked with sourcing a Probox for one of our clients who wants to use it in Uganda. We were even considering buying one for him. Tell me why the prices we’re getting are KES 1.75M to 1.9M?
Probox siku hizi iko bei ya mid-SUV, mamae.
Hii economy inabidi tuanze kuheshimu Probox na title deed.

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@citizentvkenya Only @WilliamsRuto should be disrespected
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@waititu_joel @HonKangata Ndio nashangaa...Na ako na pending bills
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@xysist Banks offer the cheapest loans in Kenya... SACCOS COME second ...however tbing change if the primary reason for joining A SAcco is saving.... From then on your loans will much cheaper
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This is incorrect. Sacco loans are priced at 12%
How can 300 be 700k buddy ? ( 10 marks)
Sultan@SiayaFinest041
Sikuhizi loan ukichukua be sure you'll pay exorbitantly. Whether it's from banks, saccos ama microfinance. My G amechukua loan ya 300k from co-op bank na nikama atalipa over 700k
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@SiayaFinest041 Sasa ukitaka kulipa 300 ma miaka tano what do you expect...??
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@Kimuzi_ INDEPENDENCE IS THE MODERN DAY HANDSHAKE....Top share whatever is available for them and the masses are sold air...in the name of independence or peace sijui what
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@ntvkenya Is this the most appropriate photo you could come up with....??Mainstream media going down real fast and they are still digging
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With all due respect: How Kennedy Kaunda’s speedy rise came to a screeching halt zurl.co/9CDh6
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@Hey__Z Mtu wa Tutatam akijipata Githurai siku ya maandamano
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@CarrefourKe @Haky49501827 Should have told me after registration or even before expiry
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@WanjiruHarun @Haky49501827 Hello,
Thank you for reaching out. Please note that MyCLUB points do expire if they are not used within one year from the date they were earned. We encourage you to redeem your points before expiry to continue enjoying the rewards and savings from your shopping experience^ DW
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@SangKip4 Hapo hakuna offer..those Chinese products have never been sold at those prices.
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Now Mbadi is warning of the Shilling weakening to 180.
Remember when Ukur Yattani said they expected it to weaken to 120 and it actually did?
Political technocrats cum experts please stop this behavior.
@carrington_fx is currently selling USD at 130. No shortage yet.
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@Hey__Z Unaulizwa ukatiwe sirloin unasema htaki seafood unataka ng'ombe
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One boda makes KES 1,500 per day.
Two bodas make KES 3,000 per day.
Five bodas make KES 7,500 per day.
That is KES 225,000 per month on paper.
Then riders enter with “boss leo mvua ilikuwa mingi,” “nilishikwa,” “nilichomeka clutch,” and “nitakutumia jioni.”
Is boda business profitable or is it just trust issues with helmets?
Anyway, lemme continue with car hire. Hapa pia kuna “nitakulipa kesho,” but at least the car has a tracker and shame has GPS.
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@alexmwanzo XV we buy at 800-900k kufika hapa duty ni 1020
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