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@PlatoonPod "Guess what? I didn't shit my pants today!" You shouldn't be shitting your pants anyway!

This is one of those "I have decided to stop beating my wife" type statements. Well done, I guess, but you shouldn't have been beating your wife in the first place. This isn't progress, it's just a cessation of regress. After several years, we are no longer going to be arrested for something we never used to be arrested for in the first place.

@RLewisReports Chuck Norris doesn’t get buried six feet under. The world moves six feet down. RIP you absolute legend

A sad one. Currently in the process of trying to persuade the guys to do a Four Play arc on his movies because his 80s output is insanely slept on. Invasion USA is up there with Cannon's best. Thanks for the memories Chuck. x.com/AP/status/2034…

@Thorin The instagram won't remember instagram.com/navi.b1ad3/

This is a fool's gold win for NAVI. Yeah it looks impressive to win the event with the field, but beating MongolZ, FUT and Aurora to get an S tier LAN trophy is wild.

@Rainmaker1973 @crazyiIIusions

This is called the the bulging checkerboard illusion.

@dailystoic I did this last year. A very formative experience. Recommended

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@rautomaticCS Yep and he absolutely wasted the opportunity, too

was no one gonna tell me jordan n0thing gilbert was on the joe rogan podcast

@RLewisReports Great read, Rich, as always. Moe was a riot on eleague, and it was my first foray into pro CS, and what an introduction it was. Looking forward to another decade of content, Rich. Keep it up 👊

Since as it was what a lot of people were talking about after Krakow, I shared a few thoughts about jL's debut on the desk, what desk work is and how ex-pros can have an easier time transitioning into that role once they hang up their mouse. richardlewis.substack.com/p/just-learnin…

@TheCriticalDri2 Not to mention the peri-peri Dubai style chicken takeout 1, 2, or 3 restaurants you can choose from

Went shopping in town today and I just couldn't decide where to go first - the Turkish barber, the other Turkish barber, the vape shop, the nail salon, the other Turkish barber, the tanning salon or the other OTHER Turkish barber.

@pglesports @RLewisReports @TechGirlZA @Mauisnake @PimpWinneche @YNk @followdusT 👑

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@Mauisnake 8A Respected veteran, in slang l. Also Niko (7)

@Criminalsimpson y

@Criminalsimpson y

@StutteringCraig After, no one will mourn her death, or remember she ever lived.

Prediction: In 10 years she'll still be single "focusing on her career" In 15 years she'll realize that she'll never be able to have kids In 20 years she'll create videos showing off how great her life is without a family while feeling completed empty in side In 40 years she'll be lonely have major regret realizing that the money she made is worth nothing without a family x.com/clipperken_/st…

@hawka_cs @Mauisnake Roaster-mania

@Mauisnake i'd like to see you come up with better bozo

rostermania? more like rostermehia am i right guys (not my best work, but we cannot be calling this a rostermania when so little has happened)

@STYKOcs @messioso Memento Valvae Regional Stans Remember VRS -Seneca

You are illuminating the path out of the VRS nightmare. - Aristotle

I'd like to thank ESL, BLAST, PGL, CCT, GRID, Starladder, Thunderpick, PW, probably many more, but most importantly Valve, for providing all the fun talking points this year regarding VRS and TOR. Without you I'd be irrelevent. And HLTV for trolling me with this "award".

@fREQUENCYCS I remember the "Twitch Plays ___". There was one short-lived "Twitch Installs Arch Linux". Those were the days.

Reviving my old laptop with Arch💦 Good morning gents

@Mauisnake Zywoo is the Avatar of CS

yeah idk what world being #1 at practically everything can mean youre the 2nd best ROBBED.

@lucyluce_ @HLTVawards Lucy?! Looking good!

🩷 @HLTVawards

@Jerckysminion @RLewisReports The GOAT has finally got his crown

u kids can’t ever say @RLewisReports is bald anymore look at that glorious hair

@pimpwinneche Merry Christmas, Jacob!

Merry Christmas everyone! Another year full of everything life got to offer. The good, the bad, the ugly. Enjoy tonight to your fullest, and let’s do it again for another year!