Warren Ables

@SickosCommittee So were Nazi rallies.

A&M baseball crowds are loud as hell.

@DHSgov How much do they pay for phone calls?

Another day and another hoax about the South Texas Family Residential Center. The media is clearly desperate for these allegations of inhumane conditions at this facility to be true. Here are the facts: Dilley does meet federal detention standards and actually undergoes regular audits and inspections. The Dilley Detention Center is retrofitted for families. Adults with children are housed in facilities that provide for their safety, security, and medical needs.

All detainees are provided with 3 meals a day, clean water, clothing, bedding, showers, soap, and toiletries. Inmates also have access to phones to communicate with their family members and lawyers. Certified dieticians evaluate meals. All of this is funded the by the US taxpayer.

DHS takes its responsibility to protect children seriously and will continue to work with federal law enforcement to ensure that children are safe and protected. Parents, who are here illegally, can take control of their departure. Through the CBP Home App—the Trump Administration is giving parents illegally in the country a chance to take full control of their departure and self-deport, with the potential ability to return the legal, right way and come back to live the American dream. It is free and available for all mobile devices. When will the media stop peddling hoaxes about illegal alien detention centers and start focusing on American victims of illegal alien crime?

@EricLDaugh @EllieGAnders We don’t lock up pols for words. That is in the constitution. I thought.

@EllieGAnders It will continue until a politician gets locked up.

🚨 JUST IN: Rep. Jasmine Crockett faces mass calls to RESIGN after she incites VIOLENCE against ICE by calling them Nazis again "They're turning us into NAZI GERMANY, going DOOR TO DOOR!" Un-freaking-believable. This is dangerous. RESIGN.

None of this is normal. We are living in ... extraordinary... times.

@SickosCommittee First basket should win a set. Make it like volleyball. Best 3 out of 5 sets.

It should be 9 minutes total.

Whoever decided little kid basketball needed 4 nine minute quarters needs to be on trial.

@royermattw Mostly plants. Not too much.

If you watch this with the sound off, it looks like a commercial for Chili’s

@elonmusk Internal bleeding can be a bruise.

She almost killed him

It’s shameful that senators in safe seats can’t stand up to the political pressure of this President and his henchmen, even when they know what’s in the best interests of the United States and what their oath to the Constitution requires of them. Ambition is their downfall.

Mississippi went from 49th to 9th in their reading scores - known as the “Mississippi Miracle.” Tennessee, Louisiana, and Alabama adopted the same (phonics) model and are seeing similar gains for their kids. It works. What are we waiting for? We need the courage to stand by our kids. China is not holding back America’s kids. That’s on all of us. It’s time to put American children first.

@MisledFan @ohiotate @PFTCommenter People from Monroe aren’t to be trusted. Even with colors.

@WarrenAbles @ohiotate @PFTCommenter He’s colorblind

BREAKING NEWS: Ben Mintz will be making his live national television debut tomorrow on Wake Up Barstool At the moment, there is zero concern about the start time or time zones

@nytimes @TheAthleticFC This has serious Onion vibes. The internet broke us. We’re so so fucked.

From @TheAthleticFC: Soccer has become a key part of some sex workers' online brands. “I’ve never seen that amount of money, ever, in my life,” one woman said. nyti.ms/3YKBM0J

@38Godfrey You have become the crab in a bucket about which you talk.

Hearing reports of #FTS

Idk how to explain it but it all started here.

@PeterBurnsESPN A word, sir.

Alabama 20 Indiana 17 Healthiest Bama has been in a while and playing in the quarterfinals continues to be a huge advantage.

@ChrisVannini Dork alert.

Third Eye Blind??? This is better than the Super Bowl halftime.

@NicoleAuerbach That was less inspiring than a cover band on a Carnival cruise.

It’s actually nice to be old enough for the musical acts at sporting events to be geared toward my generation.

@chefsevenn Your mom.

You can add 2 things to these hot dogs. What are you adding?

@lfc_lance Kroos v Sweden.

Guess the goal scorer Level : IMPOSSIBLE

@patrickjkoenig Riverbend Country Club. Sugar Land, Texas. Once saw a playing partner get up and down from inside a transmission tower.

Name your favorite golf course with imposing power lines.