Warren Winrow

Villa have relegated West Ham here

You can punch balls away with your hand now. Good to know

@bushontheradio The weather

What's that thing called when you yawn and a bit of spit fires out unexpectedly?

In training he tends to shout at his players "YOU, GIVE ME...SOMETHING!"

@fistedaway Most underrated film of all time

Dewey Cox has to think about his whole life before he plays

Imagine being a West Ham fan who left the stadium at 2-0, battled back into the stadium after it was 2-2 and then watch them get beat on pens. Even Everton haven't done that

They'll still do us 3 nil at the Hill Dicko

@FootballCliches @NickMiller79 Port Vales managers post match interview needs a review. Referred to his chairman saying that "football is like a game of snakes ans ladders...you just have to avoid the bad snakes"

It's actually Charlie + @NickMiller79 but the message remains the same: anything for the pod?

@FootballCliches They should do just for Kevin Danso bollocking the set piece coach for not leaving a towel for him

Spurs aren't going down, I just can't fathom it

So so Spursy

Imagine Spurs not being relegated because Ismaila Sarr's nose was offside. Football is finished just pull the plug on it

@CitizenSuburbia @joe_thomas18 I still don't understand how under the circumstances that he had, that Thelwell is looked at negatively

@joe_thomas18 Thelwell's transfer record for Everton looks better by the day....

Crikey, what a goal from Chermiti

That's an outrageous save that

West Ham had the right idea about Moyes. Twice.

This Everton performance is what happens when you play your best CM at Right back when there's 2 on the bench, your best centre half Left back when there's 1 on the bench and 1 not in the squad, and you play a CM right wing when there's 3 wingers on the bench. Again, all on moyes

@shornKOOMINS There's literally zero players in the prem now you'd pay money to see. The issue is the same boring system everyone plays

Feels like almost every Prem game I've watched this season has been really boring. Snoozer after snoozer.

@GoodisonHistory I'm the steward behind the post that Arteta scores in. Wanted to jump into the gwladys street

What are your memories of Everton's UEFA Cup clash with Fiorentina at Goodison Park in 2008? 🔵⚽️🟣

@OldGilles @Im_RobM I'm a blue but annoys me when people say Grealish doesn't get protection from refs when he's putting a Wrigleys Extra on his shins

Must be trying to quit smoking

@HLTCO He's lost a yard of pace this year which has resulted in him having 0 yards of pace

I mean, I’ll back any Palace player who comes in and wants to play for us, I’ll always be desperate for them to do well, look for positives etc but there hasn’t been a single Everton fan in my replies with a good thing to say about Dwight McNeil.

Tyler Dibling needs to stop swigging Night Nurse before he gets subbed on