Dan Starborg

@NoContextBrits I use a knife

If Dua Lipa married Ronnie Biggs, divorced him to marry George Melly then divorced him to marry Winnie the Pooh she’d be Dua Biggs Melly Pooh. No, YOU’RE a child!

@SoVeryBritish Printer Ink

What really has no reason to be as expensive as it is?

The French have offered many times to let the U.K. setup an asylum seeker processing centre in France. But the Conservatives want Asylum Seekers to house for profit, they want small boats to use for propaganda. It’s all a con for votes.

@s8n The view from the other stall/cubicle of you staring at them

gotta be 3 surely? food on the floor?!

@buitengebieden Is this how they make piñatas?

Wealth of Elon Musk 2012: $2,000,000,000 2023: $248,900,000,000 Wealth of Jeff Bezos 2012: $18,400,000,000 2023: $153,100,000,000 Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg 2012: $17,500,000,000 2023: $104,900,000,000 Federal Minimum Wage 2012: $7.25 2023: $7.25 Three words: tax the rich.

"Reasonable force" is, in of course, a misnomer in this case. There is no reasonable level of force that the state can employ against child refugees to put them on a plane to the other side of the world.

WTF?! The UK is one of the world’s richest countries & we’re really going to tell our kids we can’t “afford” to pay for a liveable planet for them?? And we’re going to betray some of the poorest countries? This Govt’s moral bankruptcy is truly sickening theguardian.com/environment/20…

@LordFingringhoe Heilifax

BREAKING: Laurence Fox, Nigel Farage and Toby Young announce they are opening a bank. What should they call it?

@Supergios @CumbriaRoadsPol @BBC_Cumbria Shallknott pass

Hardknott pass is currently blocked. Might need a 50 point turn son. @CumbriaRoadsPol @BBC_Cumbria

RIP Alan Arkin. His “advice” scene in Little Miss Sunshine. 😂😂😂 Legend.

@WholesomeMeme A succulent Chinese meal?

@HeavyMetal_999 Motley Crue for rhyming France with Romance…genius 🤣

"Girls Girls Girls" or "Pour Some Sugar on Me" Which song is your favorite?

Test footage from the industry-changing Steadicam (1974) 🎥

@InternetH0F Old McDonald had a farm

"Thames Water boss Sarah Bentley quits £1.6m a year job after giving up her bonus amid fury over sewage leaks." TW aren't the only water company in serious financial trouble which raises the question what the fu*k was @ofwat doing the last 30 years? thisismoney.co.uk/money/markets/…

This stop-motion time-lapse is insane 🤯 🎥 @Insta360

@MovieKessler If Toy Story ended here with them all being incinerated it would have been an unforgettable ending.

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