Clyde Spencer

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@culturaliteral1 Modern art is a money laundering operation.

Hay gente levantándose a las seis de la mañana para trabajar, y luego está quien rompe un espejo, lo llama arte y se hace millonario.

@ShadowofEzra They were blowed up already.

Former Israeli intelligence officer Ari Ben-Menashe says Benjamin Netanyahu is about to release the real Epstein files in an effort to sabotage the peace deal. He says the material would include never-before-seen material involving a majority of U.S. government officials. He says Netanyahu will do anything to derail peace.

@VladTheInflator No lies detected.

America hasn't fought a war that benefitted Americans since the revolutionary war

@visionergeo A masterful win. No Epstein leaks (so far).

🚨🚨🇮🇷🇺🇸 BREAKING | If this is confirmed, we can say that the US has lost the war with Iran. The Iranian news agency Mehr, citing the Iranian Ministry of Foreign Affairs, has published all 14 clauses of the Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) signed with the US: 1. Permanent and immediate cessation of war on all fronts, including Lebanon. 2. The US commitment to non-interference in Iran's internal affairs and respect for the sovereignty of the Islamic Republic of Iran. 3. Complete lifting of the naval blockade within 30 days. 4. The US commitment to withdraw its forces from around Iran. 5. Reopening of the Strait of Hormuz within 30 days under Iranian arrangements. 6. Suspension of sanctions on the sale of oil, petrochemical products, and derivatives, and full access of Iran to its financial resources. 7. The necessity for the US and its allies to present reconstruction plans for Iran amounting to at least 300 billion dollars. 8. 60 days of negotiations to reach a final agreement based on nuclear issues and the complete lifting of primary, secondary, US sanctions, and UN Security Council and IAEA Board of Governors resolutions. 9. Reiteration of Iran's commitment under the NPT treaty not to produce nuclear weapons. 10. During the negotiation period, the US has committed not to add forces in the region and not to impose new sanctions. 11. Release of 24 billion dollars of Iran's blocked funds during the 60-day final negotiation period. Half of this amount must be made available to Iran before the start of negotiations. 12. Formation of a supervisory mechanism to implement the agreement. 13. The final agreement will be approved by a UN Security Council resolution. 14. Final negotiations will not begin before the release of half of Iran's blocked funds, suspension of Iran's oil sanctions, and lifting of the naval blockade, and the final agreement will only cover the fate of enriched materials and enrichment, lifting of sanctions, and Iran's economic reconstruction plan. Discussions about Iran's missile program and support for resistance groups are definitively removed from the agenda. As a reminder, the official signing of the memorandum is scheduled for June 19 in Geneva. See the latest updates with us: @visionergeo

@WeTheBrandon Big win!

We are going to rebuild and modernize Iran’s infrastructure before we ever do the same in our own country. Trump is a terrible president if this is true.

@ramzpaul Yes. Yuge win!

BOOM! UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER! Trump wins again PANICANS.

@DanielLDavis1 He won!!!

Quick and painful reminder as Trump seeks to celebrate some sort of victory: Before we choose to start a war that wasn’t necessary for our national security — and that we could not win — the Strait of Hormuz was open, Iran did not have any of its frozen assets released, all the sanctions were in place, and it was not able to charge a fee for GCC countries’ oil tankers to transit the Gulf. The 13 Americans who were killed in this war were still alive, the 400 wounded were in full health, and our 20 basis were fully operational. All that is now over, and according to one version of the terms President Trump has signed, we will have to withdraw from most of the region. Anyway, you want to look at it, this is a profound strategic defeat for America.

@JamesHu27192912 I agree. Arguing with someone over 60 is like arguing with your TV set.

@intelFromBrian I surrender!

Iran wins. Absolutely embarrassing for USA

@stelzner_n1150 His legacy is being part of the Epstein regime.

Trump won't get us into a full blown war with Iran because he knows it would ignite inflation and cause a major recession. He doesn't want his legacy to be the President who tanked the economy over a war in the Middle East. He will concede to Iran in negotiations eventually.

@AnnCoulter I don't remember the last time they won.

GREAT article in The American Conservative: <>

@FischerKing64 1. Open borders were done to replace our people and our culture, not for low wages. That was just a bonus. 2. Blackrock homes will be old and run down in 50 years. Homes need a lot of maintenance. They are not as great of an investment as they may seem.

I hate to break it to you - but the United States is an absolute, incoherent shitshow. The idea that we have ‘representative government’ is ridiculous. If that were true we would not have wasted billions killing Iranians for no reason at all. Some people wanted this - but the voters who elected this government did not. Let’s go further. When Trump goes to China - he brings our ‘great billionaires’ with him. I can’t think of any more obvious symbol that we live in an oligarchy that does everything it can to manipulate outcomes - and that voting is a bit of a joke. It’s like he’s bringing with him ‘the ruling elite.’ Because that is what he did. We have at least 40 million illegal aliens living here. Our business ‘leaders’ engineered this by bribing politicians to keep the border open - because they wanted to pay low wages and make mucho $$ for themselves. When people objected because their incomes were falling - the business leaders accused them of racism and funded Barack Obama to become POTUS. The USA is $40 trillion in debt - and no one has a plan to solve that problem. Absolutely no one. This will blow up one day - and it will destroy normal people who save in dollars - because the unspoken plan is to destroy the currency and save the rich and destroy the rest. But people who own our homes - like Blackstone or Blackrock - won’t care because their assets will follow inflation. Everyone else will be reduced to paupers renting from them - their bank accounts gone. The United States today is hopelessly dysfunctional. It lacks a coherent population that can even agree on anything. It is bankrupt - but the rest of the world is propping it up because they are also scared of what happens when the dollar collapses. It doesn’t have any smart leaders - and we have to watch insiders doing oil trades to make $$ on the Iran war - and the administration itself sells shit coins. Our foreign policy is a total joke - not strategic in any way at all. It is driven by special interests, and then not even followed through. And people are actuality making money on it - pump and dump coming straight from the White House. This is a hell of a way to celebrate 250 Years! At least we can have a cage match on the White House lawn that degrades our entire history and underscores just how bad and ridiculous things are! Thank you for your attention to this matter! Enjoy the circus! If you’re lucky you will be dead when the music stops!

@j_fishback @ByronDonalds More spellchecking and grammer checking please. People need to be patroled. Especially high level political figures. Do it right or be called out on it. Either way, own it.

All that AIPAC money and @ByronDonalds can’t spell “achievability.”

Iran has been "2 weeks away" from getting a nuclear weapon longer than I have been alive. Sounds a lot like "2 weeks to slow the spread" to me. But the dumb sheep love it. They love the slop and endless propaganda spread by Israel. Turn on Mark Levin! Listen! Obey! No thanks.

@ggreenwald There was one win that you didn't mention.

The predicament Trump is in, and has been since he started the Iran War with Netanyahu, illustrates why it was so stupid and destructive to start this war in the first place. From the start, there were only two real options: 1) Take seriously all the stated war aims and try to fulfill them, which would require a protracted, self-destructive, devastating, years-long war of the kind Trump spent a decade vowing to avoid, or, 2) End the war quickly and prematurely, and then have to scurry around to find some way to claim that the US "won", which would -- at a minimum -- force Trump to credibly claim he got more than Obama's JCPOA gave, thus justifying all the massive bloodshed, instability and cost from the war. If reports are correct (and it's a big "if"), Trump is choosing option (2). But his case that he actually won anything consequential beyond what the Obama Deal provided is close to laughable, while the losses to the US (and wins for Iran) are self-evident.

@Rightanglenews Number 10, the sportsball fan who likes to watch his favorite player, is a spectator in life too. Watching others play makes men weak and ineffective.

A White man in the Bronx is receiving massive praise for helping a fellow White man prevent his bike from being stolen by a thug in broad daylight, putting the suspect in a headlock until police arrived and arrested him. Stand up for your fellow brother.

@WarClandestine It's more like he's tapping out than declaring victory.

A timeline is forming: 1️⃣Iran signs deal tomorrow 2️⃣Trump hosts UFC fight on the White House lawn, fresh off the announcement of the end of the war 3️⃣Trump leaves directly from UFC fight broadcast to sign final deal at G7 4️⃣Trump signs deal Monday when markets open, stock markets will surge, global energy markets will stabilize, and the price of oil will come down 5️⃣The world will celebrate the beginning of a new era of peace in the Middle East, while the World Cup is going on in the USA Trump is in position to harness insanely good optics, while essentially the entire world is watching, and he will carry this momentum into the midterms and beyond. You are watching a master strategist at work. It’s too perfect to be an accident.

@AmiriKing Number 10, the sportsball spectator, no doubt wearing the jersey of his idol, played his role as a spectator irl. When you watch others perform in your spare time, you become that same person when a time to act presents itself. Stop being a cuckold watcher and become a doer!

White people are so over it. This video will make your morning. ☕️

@SprinterPress This win is personal.

Iran's Fars: Trump is pushing for a U.S.–Iran memorandum to be signed on Sunday, even though Iranian officials say the deal is not finalized and no signing is expected. Some believe he wants the announcement to coincide with his birthday and turn it into a symbolic political win. Sunday could therefore become a test of whether Iranian negotiators hold their position and resist pressure for a premature signing.

@Parodyjeffx This is also what it looks like.

JUST NOW 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Iranian media claims Trump agreed to release $24 billion in frozen Iranian assets through the UAE, while refusing to announce it publicly. After all the threats, all the red lines, and all the chest-thumping… This is what losing a war looks like.