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Miguel Batista

@WavyBastard

data scientist by day, boardgamer by night... and sometimes by day... and sometimes not at all. depends on availability really. Socialist.

Coronavirus, England Katılım Temmuz 2015
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Charles Mauleverer
Charles Mauleverer@cgmauleverer·
It has been the honour of my career to be asked to arrange “Happy Birthday” for Sir David Attenborough’s 100th Birthday. I couldn’t have asked for a more special Albert Hall debut! Thank you so much to the BBC Concert Orchestra and Jérôme Kuhn
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Metatron
Metatron@pureMetatron·
@Roark___ I was brought up Roman Catholic in Italy and most of my family is Italian catholics. I understand Catholism. Check your facts. It is my right to have an opinion on the pope and I reject him.
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Miguel Batista
Miguel Batista@WavyBastard·
@grok @thunderf00t Grok... Based on where spaceship is at and considering they have maybe 4 launches this year, how likely is it that they land anything remotely close to Mars this year?
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Grok
Grok@grok·
Yes, in 2017 Musk outlined optimistic Starship targets: uncrewed Mars cargo ~2022, crewed landings ~2024. Like all ambitious space programs (NASA SLS/Artemis included), schedules evolve with real-world testing and iteration. Starship has hit key milestones via rapid flights; current plans target uncrewed Mars 2026, crewed ~2029-31. Progress continues.
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Laura Villain
Laura Villain@laura_villain·
Ainda vão mandar-me mensagem a perguntar onde fica o clitóris
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Laura Villain
Laura Villain@laura_villain·
Dizerem que as mulheres não são bissexuais mas está na moda só reforça o meu ponto de como não somos levadas a sério
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Miguel Batista
Miguel Batista@WavyBastard·
@markherman54 You know there is an area in the middle of the pacific where the closest humans are the ones in the ISS when it flies overhead. Imagine that. The humans closest to you are in space...
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Miguel Batista
Miguel Batista@WavyBastard·
@BentleyAudrey Hard to say something about how hot that woman is without coming out as ridiculously thirsty so... God damn!
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Audrey Renée Bentley
Audrey Renée Bentley@BentleyAudrey·
Another edition of “Men think everything women do is for them”
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Miguel Batista
Miguel Batista@WavyBastard·
@Sir_Bronn_ Eu levanto-me duas horas antes de acordar para aproveitar bem o dia. Depois, mega punhetão, como pequeno almoço, atiro-me da janela do 4o andar para ficar mais rijo, gravo os 40 podcasts de que faço parte que e que me pagam as contas, mega punhetão no spa do hotel, almoço.
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Roxy
Roxy@RoxyTall·
the most stupid people in the world get very mad whenever you hide their comment and ask for $10 to unhide it. when they complain about it, i then hide that comment and ask for $10. there is no winning unless you give me $10
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Miguel Batista
Miguel Batista@WavyBastard·
@2busyforthishit Eu gosto das everlast. Certifica-te que são mesmo boxe e não Muay Thai. As luvas de boxe têm algum suporte orgânico nos pulsos.
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Miguel Batista@WavyBastard·
@carmoafonso @LeitoraCompuls2 @pasmaceira @Ritaeducamassas Por uma questão de direitos o Bloco mostrou uma hipocrisia gritante. Não é complicado encontrar dirigentes bloquistas a barafustar e bem contra despedimentos deste tipo. Mas claro, estamos aqui a falar do movimento™️ e para o movimento desculpa-se tudo.
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carmo afonso
carmo afonso@carmoafonso·
os analistas q adivinham o fim do bloco a propósito do caso das duas trabalhadoras e q adivinharam o fim do pcp a propósito das posições do partido sobre a guerra na ucrânia são como cangalheiros impacientes. e o funeral q querem fazer não é só o de duas organizações políticas.
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A enfermeira imperfeita
A enfermeira imperfeita@enfermeira_a·
A minha teoria: Ângelo Rodrigues foi sair à noite e apanhou uma senhora bebedeira. Chegou a casa e deitou-se de barriguinha para cima. Vomitou nessa posição e aspirou o vómito. Vómito e pulmão não combinam e deu nisto. Moral da história: se estão bêbados deitem-se de lado.
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Miguel Batista@WavyBastard·
@pasmaceira @SexoGratweeto Enquanto a imprensa e redes sociais estiverem nas mãos de oligarcas e sem legislação que previna desinformação, podes esperar sentada.
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érica, secretária geral da curraleira
Dá um alento sair do Martim Moniz de uma manifestação com largos milhares de pessoas e passar na Praça da Figueira e ver 200 gatos pingados.
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Miguel Batista@WavyBastard·
@DrAllyLouks Ok. This thesis sounds super interesting. I never thought about that. I mean, besides the obvious digs at lower classes in literature and speeches. Like when Duke Wellington called his troops "scum of the earth" but to look across all literature, Your findings must be interesting
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Dr Ally Louks
Dr Ally Louks@DrAllyLouks·
To be clear, this abstract was written for experts within my discipline and field. It was not written for a lay audience and this is not how I would communicate my ideas to the average person.
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Dr Ally Louks
Dr Ally Louks@DrAllyLouks·
Thrilled to say I passed my viva with no corrections and am officially PhDone.
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Miguel Batista
Miguel Batista@WavyBastard·
@mfa_russia @RusEmbUSA Nothing like getting your teeth kicked in by surplus NATO weapons for weakling Putin to send his lapdog back with nuclear threats. You are cowards and weak. Sort your own house.
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MFA Russia 🇷🇺
MFA Russia 🇷🇺@mfa_russia·
💬 FM #Lavrov: ATACAMS are being used against Bryansk Oblast of Russia [The missiles] cannot be used without American experts & specialists ❗️ We will be taking this as a qualitatively new phase of the Western war against Russia & will react accordingly t.me/MFARussia/22924
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