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Wayne Lawrence

@WayneDLawrence1

I'm a middle-aged wreck who eats far too much cake. I would diet but there's just too much cake in the world.

Telford, England Katılım Mayıs 2011
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LFC
LFC@sazzam31·
We are in serious trouble. We have Idiots in charge of the club.
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Paul B Lyons.
Paul B Lyons.@plyons45·
😂😂😂😂😂
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Anything Liverpool
Anything Liverpool@AnythingLFC_·
For a club that needs to sell to buy, we love letting players go for FREE don't we 😐
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Mike Lauderdale
Mike Lauderdale@thirlestane597·
“That £400 hairdryer was for me. My wife knew nothing”. 👀
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BladeoftheSun
BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheS·
There is something that people don't like to hear, but it is undeniably true. You cannot wage increase or Universal Basic Income your way out of our nightmare. Because the billionaires who own everything will simply increase their prices. You must stop the billionaires.
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Lu@LouLoopsys·
When @RoyalMail say they tried to deliver your parcel but you weren’t in 🙄 I definitely am in, have been in, and not only that, my house is at the end of a quiet, little road, and my Ring camera says LIES. Just say it got late and you ran out of time - I’d respect that more.
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kath@mrs_coyle·
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Bill Madden
Bill Madden@maddenifico·
In case anyone was wondering what the judge's ruling against Trump in the E. Jean Carroll case was.
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paul bassett davies
paul bassett davies@thewritertype·
Sorry to hear about Jeff Bezos's rocket exploding prematurely. A good technique to prevent that from happening is to try thinking about something you find totally unarousing or even repulsive, like giving workers a living wage or paying a fair share of taxes.
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Colin
Colin@StevensCS1·
Hi @marksandspencer I just saw a man fill a large backpack with steaks at your St Albans store. I reported him and absolutely nothing was done to stop him by your staff. I assume that if you do nothing then your honest customers are having to pay a surcharge for the theft? Please advise.
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John O'Connell
John O'Connell@jdpoc·
"I paid off my mortgage at 37" I actually read the story, so I'll add ... ".. by simply selling the other two properties I co-owned with my second very wealthy husband, that my dad helped me to buy in the first place."
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Keith Burge
Keith Burge@carryonkeith·
"Unfortunately, just after my phone was hacked, I went on a fishing trip and accidentally dropped it overboard, the same day that the data centre where my messages were stored caught fire."
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Queen of the Flumps
Queen of the Flumps@TheMistressRox·
M&S….me thinks you have a teensy tiny problem…. And just as an aside, this man’s attitude is horrific. @marksandspencer
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Sharron Davies HoL MBE
Sharron Davies HoL MBE@sharrond62·
I refuse to shop at any store selling women’s cloths that won’t protect the female changing rooms as stated by Uk law. If we use the pound in our pocket shops will stop allowing a minority of loud voices to dictate unlawful policy putting girls & women in potential harms way.
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Negan@Roger_Negan·
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Adam Parkhomenko
Adam Parkhomenko@AdamParkhomenko·
Donald Trump is sending the Justice Department after a woman he raped.
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
If you've ever been to a zoo I can guarantee zookeepers have shagged in every single building you walk in. I've had sex in the reptile house, and orangutan habitat among others. My mate first slept with her husband in the exotic bird walkthrough. We're worse than the animals.
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Kelly 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💋
Don't answer mobile numbers beginning with 07441 guys. There's something definite going on. I won't let this happen again 🤬
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Have I Got News For You
Have I Got News For You@haveigotnews·
Richard Madeley has revealed he was given just 15 minutes to film inside an El Salvador mega jail, due to strict international laws on being kept in a confined space with Richard Madeley
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