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Was taking all his toys out one at a time, wonder why he's doing that, now i know 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

@itsDuaneTV 🤣🤣🤣🤣 then got his ass handed to him 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

Was homie wearing some fluffy ass slippers trying to press someone? 😂

@BristolCity Banter club right now

Riis' penalty is saved. #LEIBRC 🦊 2-0 ⚪️ [64]

@BristolCity 🤣🤣🤣

We're back underway.

So....... complete headloss from the fanbase

#1 ranked mewer Linx responds to claims he uses injections to obtain his PERFECT jawline, says he spent 5 years mewing daily instead 😳

@Barn_CF Fucking hell don barn! Gald ur girl is ok! Your comments are loaded with stinky soy piss lefties who wouldnt complain even if it happened to their own, shame you cant have a few straighteners with them

Wasn’t going to put this on here but fuck it. Traveled up North today with my daughters, stopped somewhere outside Tamworth to get a coffee this afternoon. My 14 year old has gone in to the shop whilst I sorted the car, no more than 30ft from where I was. She comes back to the car a few minutes later frightened and upset. Some foreign invader cunt has approached her as she came out the shop asking how old she is and telling her how beautiful she is etc. Again, she is 14. Headloss ensues obviously. Invader cunt is gripped up and forced to apologies and promise he will never approach any young girls ever again, completely peacefully of course officer. But what would have happened if I wasn’t there? Why should she have had to be made to feel that way? Why do the bleeding heart liberals care more for foreign men than our own teenage girls? It’s like we’re living in the fucking twilight zone, absolutely nothing makes sense any more in this this country & it’s either going to put me in an early grave or prison unless something changes

@HiRezTheRapper 😂😂😂😂 ur wifes reply is spot on! What a legend 😂😂😂

My wife handles customer service. My daughter helps me pack the merch. This is a family ran business not Amazon.

@BristolCity Roof open today or what?

Get the lowdown ahead of #BRCDER with our pre-match preview.

@spudboy1983 😂😂😂😂

#BristolCityFans 🤭

@spudboy1983 @BristolCity The meltdown will be biblical 😂😂

I’m not panicking, but 6 days left of the transfer window.. and barely a rumour floating around. With no imminent incomings, the 2nd of Feb has the potential to be another all timer on twitter.. I dare you @BristolCity 😂

@BristolCityFM 😂😂😂

Shags just dropped a grenade and disappeared again.

@ARWURZELBS3 Christ, with what i have seen today, the meltdown would be biblical 😂😂😂

Anyone fancy giving me the odds on Jason Knight being the next one out the door?

@FistOfRempe well its complete meltdown at the moment damo! 🤣🤣

@FistOfRempe @BristolCity @fever_uk At least Yu got an assist........

@WayneNobile @BristolCity @fever_uk Year after year of being fed the same shit

A goal down at the break. 🤝 | @fever_uk

@FistOfRempe @BristolCity @fever_uk Doing what we do best

@BristolCity @fever_uk Walking in a mediocre wonderland

@realCHVSE Good too see u on my timeline again

little reminder that i love you all.

@SirDocAstronaut @Alaskacryptogi1 @DougAMacgregor Damn it, i dont have godzilla on my bingo card 🤦🏻‍♂️

@Alaskacryptogi1 @DougAMacgregor The Aliens are going to withdraw all their gold from the US. People will realize there is no gold. Panic will ensue and Godzilla will rise from the ocean to confront the aliens. Then Alien Thor will show up to fight Godzilla to fight for the existence of our species.

BREAKING: Bank of England told to prepare for a market crash if the United States announces Alien Life. Helen McCaw who served as a senior analyst in financial security at the UK’s central bank sounded the alarm. She has now written to Andrew Bailey, the Bank’s governor, urging him to organize contingencies for the possibility that the White House may confirm we are not alone in the universe.

@RobinNestBCFC @OUFCOfficial Scenes if manning is re-appointed

@OUFCOfficial I think you may regret rolling the dice on this one lads

Oxford United can confirm that Gary Rowett has left his role as Men’s First Team Head Coach. The Club would like to place on record its thanks to Gary for his contribution to the Football Club. oufc.co.uk/news/club-stat…

@ARWURZELBS3 Def smell soy thats for sure

Bet it absolutely stinks of piss in that place!

@HuckGeorge @talkSPORT George out here doing gods work

@talkSPORT It’s Harvey Barnes for anyone who doesn’t wanna open the link

“Is it closed off? No, of course it’s not."