Melissa Williams

@OfficialAP36 I have to fly out of an airport for work that requires paper boarding passes. I use that to justify my need to have one for all other airports.

I still print my boarding pass for flights, just in case.

@AkanaPhenix My brother worked for a pay phone company. His company had phones all over my home state. He programmed our home phone number in as a test number so I would always be able to call home for free.

You cannot say the baby in the manger was a gift while saying a baby on welfare is a burden. You cannot praise the family who fled political violence into Egypt while condemning a family who flees political violence into America. You cannot worship the Jesus who said he came to “set the oppressed free” while supporting policies that oppress people.

@EricMillegan That’s one of my favorites!

I just watched S3 Bones Christmas episode for the first time. Sooooo good.

I miss New Orleans. Kentucky is wretchedly lonely.

In the wake of my father’s death in February, watching @cwnancydrew has been a different experience. Watching @kennedymcmann portray a Nancy going through the grief journey has been so relatable and so comforting. I’m really grateful for her performance.

@huntakillerinc How important is box number three? I moved in the middle of this subscription and it didn’t get forwarded and customer service won’t respond to emails.

@MyFavMurder Pigeons are doves, just discount ones 😂

Emily Deschanel and Carla Gallo 'Excited' to 'Reminisce' as They Launch 'Bones' Rewatch Podcast (Exclusive) people.com/emily-deschane…

The welcome center sign says “no overnight parking”. Joe the security guard says “you’re okay until 6 am!”

It’s so bittersweet when a home becomes just a house.Adios Louisiana!

@Etsy Pretty sure I opted out of Father’s Day emails since my dad died in February and I find them very upsetting. Super thrilled to receive this one. 🙄

This flying squirrel faked his own death, and created a whole crime scene…for attention. I think I’m in love. twitter.com/kkMrRay/status…

Fuck Jazz Fest; it’s Derby, baby.

Dear drunk Melissa who loves to shop, please PLEASE stop walking through the French Quarter.

@kristens42 Look at all of our Rebels friends!

AHHHHH

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@kristens42 I wa so excited to see him!

That cameo in this week’s Mandalorian episode had me 😍😍😍

@CoxHelp We literally just got off the phone with customer service where we were informed they wouldn’t provide assistance unless we rent your equipment, an absolutely illegal business practice - but thanks for the offer. 🙄

@WearTheMask Hi Melissa, we don't want you to feel that way about us. Please feel free to DM us with your service address. We would be happy to review the account with you. -David

Guys, if you can get internet from a provider who’s not @CoxComm, do it. They are the absolute worst “provider” I’ve ever had. (Based on how many times my internet goes out a day, they can’t really be called a provider.) .