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I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial. There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance." 600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family collected $350 million in trading fees. It launched 3 days before the inauguration. 80% of the supply went to CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC. I did not choose the names. I designed the allocation, the vesting, the timing, and the distance between the product and the President. The distance is my best work. I am the reason these events are unrelated. World Liberty Financial sends 75 cents of every dollar to DT Marks DEFI LLC. That is the family entity. Zero capital contributed. Zero liability assumed. I wrote this into the Gold Paper. Page 14. The lawyers bound it in white leather. The binding cost more than the due diligence. Justin Sun invested $75 million. He was facing SEC fraud charges. The SEC dropped the case. He is now our advisor. These events are unrelated. Changpeng Zhao pleaded guilty to federal money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon. The SEC dropped its lawsuit against his exchange the same week we listed our stablecoin. Then the exchange settled a $2 billion deal entirely in that stablecoin. These events are unrelated. Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed of BitMEX pleaded guilty to Bank Secrecy Act violations. All 3 received presidential pardons. Then the company itself was pardoned. $100 million in fines. Gone. An American first. These events are unrelated. Sheikh Tahnoun of Abu Dhabi paid $500 million for a 49% stake that was never publicly disclosed. Then the administration approved semiconductor exports to his companies over national security objections. These events are unrelated. Everything is unrelated. I track the unrelatedness on a dashboard I built. The dashboard has 7 columns now. I am proud of the dashboard. On May 22nd, 220 people paid a combined $148 million to eat dinner with the America First president. Over half were foreign nationals. Justin Sun paid $18.5 million for the first seat. He visited the Executive Office Building the day before. I designed the seating chart. I put it on the Investor Confidence page. That page is doing well. The team page lists 3 Witkoffs. All 3 are Co-Founders. Steven Witkoff is the President's Middle East envoy. He testified as a character witness at the President's fraud trial. His son Zach runs the crypto operation. His son Alex is also a Co-Founder. I have not been told what Alex co-founded. The father runs the diplomacy. The sons run the platform. The family runs both. That is organizational efficiency. Barron is 19. His title is Web3 Ambassador. The same as mine. Donald Jr. called the conflicts of interest "complete nonsense." Eric launched a Bitcoin mining company called American Bitcoin. America First. The mining partner is Hut 8. Hut 8 was founded in Canada. America First means the name. On March 6th, the President signed Executive Order 14233 creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The order directs the government to hold Bitcoin. The President's family holds billions in Bitcoin. The executive order appreciates the President's assets by presidential decree. I did not write the executive order. I made sure it looked unrelated to the portfolio. Trump Media put $2 billion of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. The ticker symbol is DJT. His initials. The press secretary said it is absurd to insinuate the President profits off the presidency. Forbes calculated his crypto holdings exceed the combined value of Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. I would call that absurd too. That is my job. 600,000 wallets bought in. 1 of them asked why she could not withdraw her funds. I told her the protocol was experiencing dynamic market conditions. She asked what that meant. I sent her the Gold Paper. She said she had read the Gold Paper. I muted her channel. Dynamic means the conditions change. The condition that changed was her access. A congressman called us the world's most corrupt crypto startup operation. We put it on a coffee mug. Ironic merchandise. $45. The revenue split on the mug is also 75/25. My own tokens vest on a different schedule. I wrote that schedule. That is not in the Gold Paper. The memecoin funds the family. The family funds the platform. The platform funds the stablecoin. The stablecoin funds the deals. The deals require the pardons. The pardons free the partners. The partners fund the platform. The President signs the executive orders. The executive orders inflate the assets. The assets fund the family. I am the reason these events are unrelated.

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@ONLYSEZCALMDOWN @Civixplorer 🤡🤡🤡

@Civixplorer it might come back very soon, at least in terms of electricity generation, industrial production and per capita income reaching 10th century levels

What if the Holy Roman Empire was restored today? 1. 🇺🇸 USA: $31.82 trillion 2. 🇨🇳 China: $20.65 trillion 3. 👑 HRE: $12.74 trillion (GDP via IMF, 2026)

@its_legionn @IanImmi What team of turkish zoomers did exactly win everything? Especially compared to boasters/fnatics trophies the last years?

Valorant is in the worst shape it has ever been. It’s not fun to watch or play in right now.

@JustinPetersMin @BaBig90 Halt dein Maul

@BaBig90 Astronomy is a bit of a side hobby of mine. I'm also very aware of the irreducible complexity of life. Abiogenesis is not possible. God creates life, and all life He created is right here on the good earth.

There are no aliens. Even if there were (and there aren't) they would have no way of getting here. The distances are simply too vast. Far, far too vast. The nearest star outside of our own sun is 4.2 light-years away. No aliens, no matter how clever, will ever be able to travel anywhere near the speed of light. The laws of physics prevent it. To accelerate any mass at all (even a pebble) to anything approaching even 1/3rd the speed of light would take incomprehensibly vast amounts of energy. You need a lot of spaceship (and I mean YUGE) to hold that much energy. So, now you've got a heck of a lot more than a pebble to move. Your energy problem just got infinitely worse. It's impossible folks. ET ain't out there, and even if he was, he ain't dropping by for a visit.

@Felix_Public Kek

Schon krass das in der teuersten Stadt Deutschlands, nach wie vor U-Bahnen aus den 70er Jahren rumfahren müssen.

@BasedTorba Americans 🤡

Just got a letter from the German government with a 31,000 Euro fine for refusing to censor Gab on their behalf. (Not paying it.)

@Kranzschwinger Circa 230k BWLer pro Semester. Wo sollen die alle arbeiten? Bachelor ist sowieso nichts mehr wert, ohne Spezialisierung und Arbeitserfahrung geht auch nix mehr. Die Ansicht, dass man mit Studium nen sicheren Job bekommt ist zur Lüge geworden. Vor 15-20 Jahren war das noch so 🤷‍♂️

BWL Bros, es sieht nicht gut aus.

@SecKennedy Are you retarded? What kind of business do you have in Germany? Concentrate on your mess of a healthcare system wtf

@elonmusk Why is Elon Musk a moron?

Why is the UK government so fascist?

@schaefer_j @BILD Klasse, wie man einfach nicht sein Maul halten kann, wenn man wieder das Bedürfnis hat Hetze zu betreiben 🤡

Klasse, wie sich die Wärmepumpe auch finanziell im Winter lohnt… Via ⁦@BILD⁩

@InfraX_ Now more important than ever!

@WhiteHouse 🤣

We will always be there for NATO, even if they won’t be there for us. The only Nation that China and Russia fear and respect is the DJT REBUILT U.S.A. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!! - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

My son asked for an iPad for Christmas I said no “Son, tablets are closed-source walled gardens controlled by centralized corporations” Instead I gave him a Ledger He opened it with visible disgust Then something utterly shocking happened My wife’s CrossFit trainer Luca got him the iPad my son wanted “Games should be fun,” he said “Thank you Uncle Luca” my son hugged him for almost a minute I pulled my wife aside and explained that Luca is promoting platform-dependent consumption She mumbled “at least he got him a real gift” That night, while my son was asleep, I took the iPad and went to the store Thanks to a generous holiday return policy, I was able to get a full cash refund of $549 Then I bought a gift for my son that he truly deserves $549 worth of ETH When I came home my son was crying looking for his iPad I explained to my son that centralized hardware is temporary Self-custody is forever I showed him the receipt for the refund Then I took him to Etherscan to see the ETH on his Ledger He started crying and asked when he could play games I said “when the protocol matures” He started shaking and cried even more I smiled “Decentralization takes patience”

Just got out of an emergency board meeting about this shadow library scraping 300 terabytes of Spotify metadata. I assured everyone our music streaming data is completely protected. We don't have a music streaming service. But I wanted to contribute. The CISO tried to explain what metadata actually is. I told him I already know. It's data about data. Which means it's twice as valuable. That's just math. Our internal metrics show a 847% increase in metadata awareness since I sent that all-staff email with the subject line "URGENT: Data Hygiene." Nobody opened it. But awareness is about availability, not engagement. I learned that from a podcast. The shadow library is apparently funded by AI developers now. This is why I've been pushing our zero-trust initiative. We trust nothing. Except our vendors. And their vendors. And that one contractor who's been here since 2019 and nobody knows what he does. I pulled up a chart showing our defense in depth strategy. Seven layers. Like a bean dip. I said that out loud in the meeting. The silence was profound. Our threat landscape assessment indicates we have no exposure to this Spotify situation whatsoever. Mainly because I don't understand what the exposure would be. So I marked it green. Everything on my dashboard is green. That's called cyber resilience. I've already drafted a LinkedIn post about how this breach validates our assume breach mentality. We assume we've been breached. We just don't check. Checking would confirm it. And then we'd have to do something. The security team asked for budget to audit our own data scraping practices. I told them we don't scrape data. We harvest insights. Totally different attack surface. I'm recommending we shift left on this issue. I don't know which direction left is in this context. But it sounds proactive. The board loved it. Meeting adjourned in nine minutes. New record. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20…

I am the CEO of a $6.7 billion fintech company. Last year I replaced 700 customer service workers with AI. I called it "the future of work." The future arrived. It's worse. In 2023, we stopped hiring entirely. I announced it on stage. People applauded. Applause is how you know you've made a mistake. We partnered with OpenAI. I said "AI can already do all of the jobs that we, as humans, do." I said this publicly. Into a microphone. With my whole chest. We saved $10 million. I put that in the press release. Press releases are how you celebrate before the consequences arrive. Our employee count went from 5,500 to 3,400. I called it "efficiency." Efficiency is when you fire people and the stock goes up. For a while. The AI handled customer complaints. Customers complained about the AI. It couldn't do nuance. It couldn't do empathy. It couldn't do angry customers yelling about missed payments at 2 AM. Turns out those are the only customers who call. I started getting emails. From customers. About the AI. The AI was hallucinating payment plans that don't exist. It told one customer their refund was "processing in the astral realm." I don't know what that means. Neither did the customer. They posted it on Twitter. It went viral. Not the good kind of viral. The kind where Congress starts asking questions. My VP of Customer Experience scheduled a meeting. She asked if we could "reintroduce human elements." Human elements means people. People I fired. I said we'd "explore hybrid solutions." Hybrid solutions means admitting we were wrong. Without using the word "wrong." I did an interview with Bloomberg. I said "there will always be a human if you want." A human if you want. Like it's a topping. Like empathy is extra cheese. I announced a new hiring initiative. We're bringing back customer service workers. But not as employees. As gig workers. From home. No benefits. No stability. Like Uber. But for apologizing. I called it "flexible human infrastructure." That's not a real thing. But it sounds like one. The workers we fired are now contractors. Doing the same job. For less money. With no healthcare. I called it "the evolution of the customer experience." Evolution means we broke something and fixed it worse. But the word sounds forward-thinking. We spent $10 million to save $10 million. And ended up with angry customers, viral tweets, and a gig economy call center. I'm doing a keynote at Davos next month. The topic is "AI Transformation: Lessons in Leadership." I haven't learned any lessons. But I have learned to call them lessons. That's the same thing. In business.

In the real world, a game is a game. In Web3, a game can also be… a token. And a token can be… a game. GaaT is the new viral bootstrap meta. This is where it begins.

I launched a coin last week. I called it $SYNERGY. It doesn't do anything. But neither does the other coins. The whitepaper is 69 pages. I wrote it in 45 minutes with Copilot. Most of it is the word "decentralized" in different fonts. The roadmap has four phases. Phase 1: Launch. Phase 2: Community. Phase 3: Partnerships. Phase 4: TBD. TBD means "take the money and disappear." But legally it means "to be determined." I paid an influencer $500 to tweet about it. He has 2 million followers. 1.9 million are bots. The other 100,000 are also bots. But different bots. We hit $4 million market cap in 6 hours. I don't know what that means. But the chart went up. Then it went down. Very quickly. I called it "market correction." The community called it "rug pull." Tomato, tomato. I'm launching another coin next week. $SYNERGY2. This time with a utility. The utility is buying $SYNERGY2. --- Post 2: The Discord Mod I'm a Discord mod for a crypto project. I don't get paid. I get "early access." Early access means I lose money first. My job is to say "WAGMI" when people ask questions. WAGMI means "We're All Gonna Make It." We're not all gonna make it. But I'm not allowed to say that. Someone asked about the tokenomics. I said "bullish." They asked what the team allocation was. I said "DYOR." DYOR means "Do Your Own Research." It also means "please stop asking questions I can't answer." The founder is anonymous. For security reasons. The security reason is the SEC. His profile picture is a cartoon monkey. I trust him completely. He's never shown his face. Or delivered a product. But the roadmap says Q4. It's been Q4 for three years. I'm still bullish.

Tucker Carlson, has to be, the biggest fucking idiot on the planet. Just listen to this.

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