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@PoliticsJOE_UK you have to have self awareness to be embarassed.

Donald Trump embarrasses himself in front of Japan's PM in Oval Office disaster youtu.be/hqg9C290Z6Q

Squirrel! 😂

@dannykellywords Good luck Danny - we wish you a full and speedy recovery 💪

OK, so there's this... ✊️✊️✊️💊💊💊💚💚💚🔥🔥🔥

Happy retirement Buddy! Thank you for your service.. 🙏

@Spurspapers surely we'd have seen him having minutes on the ball with the academy by now for that schedule to be met?

Have a feeling Maddison will be available from bench after international break. With 7 games left that be huge.

@Gabbar0099 if she was Russian, she'd be falling out of a window about now.

She nailed it 🔥 American journalist Ana Kasparian exposed the Israel on Live TV 🔥 "I don't care about your feelings. Innocent people died due to your nonsense war. Earlier Isarel did genocide in Gaza" Hats off to her 👏

@NikTek Loving the 6 wheeler car

I can't believe that Nvidia looked at this "AI on top of games filter" and said to themselves this is the future of gaming. Like it or not, this is where Nvidia is heading and they're calling it neural rendering with DLSS 5. The examples they've showed reminded me a lot of those AI generated filter videos on top of GTA V, except that now it is supposed to run in real-time. Honestly, I don't like this current look at all

@Freyy_is just get a cheap mobile without a sim?

dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it

@AlasdairGold why not come out and say "I'm under contract and if the club want me to be here, I will be here next season, no matter what"? Problem solved.

Micky van de Ven: "Of course I've seen things [written]. Reporters just say things sometimes and it's like how did you come up with this? Like players have switched off. It's not true. They say players are going to leave either way. (contd)

This is a competition for the best robot technique and it doesn’t disappoint

@AlasdairGold Looking forward to your predicted line-up for this one...time to get creative!

So looks like just the 12 players out for Spurs this weekend.

@AlasdairGold I can't believe Lange didn't think playing with so few players would then lead to those players getting injured themselves. We all saw this coming.

@spurssglobal getting in the excuses early for next season

[🥇] NEW: Vinai Venkatesham has hit out at Daniel Levy over Tottenham’s deep-rooted problems in a meeting with the Fan Advisory Board. He claimed that alleged mistakes from the Levy era mean that Tottenham face pressure to adhere to financial rules and must sell players. @Matt_Law_DT ⚪️🚨

@SpursOfficial Should have said Regressing in Spain

Representing in Spain 🇪🇸

@flan923285ned @ClassicAdvertz You'd get more vitamin C squeezing Donald Trump

@ClassicAdvertz Sunny D. 🌞. Natural squeezed oranges they said 😆 🤣

Sunny Delight “Purple Stuff” 1991

@AlasdairGold Time to introduce minus figures to your scale...

My first half Spurs player ratings are now in our live match blog below. My brain is still scrambled by it all. I thought I'd seen it all with Tottenham but no. football.london/tottenham-hots…

@Superspurs131 @RickySacks @LastWordOnSpurs Didn't he do something similar the last time he played for us as well?

@RickySacks @LastWordOnSpurs Not really sure we can blame the other players for 2 absolute shockers from Kinsky

Where is the self-pride, courage, desire to fight for our famous football Club. It’s an absolute disgrace, would like to sincerely apologise to our viewers & listeners of @LastWordOnSpurs, this could be quite simply anything! #THFC | #COYS | #TOTTENHAM | #SPURS | #ATMTOT | #UCL

@BBCkatyaadler How many languages do you speak @BBCkatyaadler ? I counted French, Spanish, Italian, German and English... any more? Very impressive.

The UK government says we should work better with Europeans in areas of mutual interest eg defence. But how well do we really know France, Italy, Spain + Germany - their surprising strengths +weaknesses? Episode2 of Europe on the Edge is out tonight 9pm BBC2. All eps on iPlayer👇

That didn't go as planned. 😆

@RachelVMartin Loved hearing your voice on the Spurs Show

Safe travels to everyone on their way to Madrid…. Similar story, very different reasons.