HandstandKyle

In 2021 I drunkenly booked an appointment with a financial advisor that I thought was hot. We had followed each other on TikTok for a while and exchanged some comments here and there, but nothing substantial… One night, after several glasses of wine, I worked up the cojones to go full send and just book the appointment, thinking that if nothing else I’d at least get some good investment advice… Fast forward: This April is our 2-year wedding anniversary. You never know where one bold decision will take you 😎

@JesusMartinez Here’s the last 14 months of just a few top crypto’s. It’s easy to understand why analysts say we are in a bear.

So apparently we’re in a bear market & now is the worst time to be allocated into Crypto According to the experts

@RodolfoSantos @RaoulGMI @parataxis_cap I called this one a while ago.

@WeigerKyle @RaoulGMI @parataxis_cap It's sad at this point ...

The four-year cycle isn't the story anymore. Ed and TJ from @parataxis_cap joined me to break down what actually drives crypto from here. Liquidity, macro, ETF flows and, the coming wave of AI agents. As ever, please enjoy!

@FeelsLikeRain17 @RaoulGMI @parataxis_cap He might be trying to help. He's just remarkably bad at it.

@RaoulGMI @parataxis_cap Maybe he will be right this time, but no one knows what will happen in the short term. This is the same guy that was calling for the “banana zone” last year for months. I think raoul is trying to help people, but he has no ability to predict the future in the short term.

@IndigoKalika @RaoulGMI @parataxis_cap Hahahhahahah of course!

@WeigerKyle @RaoulGMI @parataxis_cap Yep!! That’s him

@Cryptofan1229 @RaoulGMI @parataxis_cap Came here to say this.

@RaoulGMI @parataxis_cap Raoul, you are a 🤡 for not acknowledging how wrong you have been

@RaoulGMI @parataxis_cap Banana zone baby!!

@TedPillows This is not the alt season I was hoping for…

Oman Oil price broke above $170/barrel and is now up 193% in 2026. Oil prices are pumping like alts were supposed to pump.

@MasonVersluis This is brutal.

Financial Collapse Coming: Here's What They're Hiding youtu.be/Shkf1mJ8FFw

@ZssBecker If you zoom out though…wait, it’s actually worse.

Awww good. Back below 70k. I was getting tired of having hope and believing I would escape crippling poverty any way. Hoo. Rah. Off to drink some draino.

@ChartingGuy Hi CG, how do we recover from this?

one glance at X and it is absurdly clear what the crowded trade is.. bear flags and 2022 fractals everywhere again, i agree with another dip as it’s happening now, but i don’t think it’ll go as low as what most people want or think.

@thinkingcrypto We have been cooked since Jan 2025 my friend...

We are cooked....

@dangambardello C'mon folks. You have to zoom out and look at the big picture. For example, here's the last 14 months since the most pro-crypto administration took office. See, it's not so bad...

what a ripoff!

@cryptomanran @HenrikZeberg Absolutely none of what is happening in the economy is the FED’s fault 😂😂😂 They didn’t tariff the entire world and invade/bomb countries.

@dangambardello You voted for this. It’s just the beginning, Dan.

Gold tanking. Crypto falling. Red everywhere. It seems like it's game-over. Even to me. But I know, it's usually never what it seems... Hang in there!

@ZachRector7 You voted for this 🤝

Trump responds to recent escalation 👇

@gregogallagher Ok. That’s it. I’m restarting your program. Last time I got shredded AF.

One more pound to go 168 is the goal 🔪

quit alcohol for long enough and you realize how pointless it actually is

@hotiiofficial 100% facts. Mobility over size in my opinion

Big arms, big chest, big legs but you can’t touch your toes Brother, you didn’t build a physique you built a statue Stretch.

@gregogallagher What’s your mg dosage for Tirz? Wondering what low dosage looks like.

Some claim Reta suppresses appetite better. Others claim the exact opposite, Tirzep suppresses hunger better. Which is it?