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@NYRangers But you lost again you lost another game Friday night by a score of 6-3 which is the same score you lost a game by on Thursday night.

MIKA ZIBANEJAD! 🫡

@BrickCenter_ You are just noticing now that traveling doesn’t exist anymore? It disappeared with the appearance of Michael Jordan. youtube.com/shorts/MrkKJom…

There's no such thing as traveling in the NBA anymore. Jalen Green took SIX steps in a 1-point game with 25 seconds left... no call 😭

@Jabz_CFC And he’s HOT!!!!!

He does not club Does not drink Does not smoke Does not have tattoos Has an Oscar Respects his parents Respects Elders in public Knows the culture Has great body physique Does sport Met with renowned figures He is a good public figure to our kids.

@guardpilot @ProjectLincoln @ClassAwitch Acute asthma.

@WeirdIsBetter @ProjectLincoln @ClassAwitch Why didn’t college football player and lifeguard Joe Biden go to Vietnam again?

Stolen valor.

@HawkEmDownChris @td_nash Jabber

Without googling, can you name an athlete that won a college and NBA championship?

🚨🚨TIMELINE CLEANSER🚨🚨

@MysterySolvents @jimsbluewave “A Girl and Her Dog”

What is the title of this album?

@PabloReports Mullin isnt in yet. Doesn’t this vote now go to the full Senate?

FETTERMAN can now legitimately be blamed for everything ICE does under Secretary Mullin.

@NYRangers NO ONE GIVES A FLYING PHUK! YOU LOST AGAIN!

LAF PPG!

@YourAnonCentral @123_laineyb That’s a whole lot of people he threw under that bus.

Trump on why he agreed to attack Iran alongside Israel, “based on what Steve [Witkoff], Jared [Kushner] and Pete [Hegseth] were telling me, Marco [Rubio] also involved, I thought Iran would attack us.”

@chillwiththa1 @Nic111392 @aipriverses You must be the douche in that photo!!!

@WeirdIsBetter @Nic111392 @aipriverses You’re not even a real person.

i still genuinely cannot imagine the thought process that goes into deciding to do this

🚨 Breaking News 😳💔💔 Michael B. Jordan has finally responded after Kim Kardashian’s viral comment asking if he’s single following his Oscars win. And let’s just say… he didn’t hold back 😤 > “I’m good. Every time a successful Black man is winning, somehow you try to insert yourself into the moment and shift the narrative. Not happening here.” He added: > “I worked too hard for this to turn into something else. Respectfully… keep me out of it.” Moral Lesson: Not every spotlight needs company. Sometimes, protect your win and let your success speak for itself.

@NYRangers - you lost TWO games, back-to-back, by the same score… 6-3

@NYRangers Back at ANOTHER mother phuking loss. Meanwhile you lost tonight 6-3 AND you lost last night 6-3. Quite the trend.

Back at it on Sunday

@PattyMurray 🚨AND … those who HAVE been caught committing voter fraud are all … Republicans.

The average person is more likely to be struck by lightning than they are to commit voter fraud. Seriously. That's a real stat. I'm voting NO on the SAVE America Act.

@JoJoFromJerz If it helps at all, Jost is good looking.

At this point it’s impossible to tell where the real Hegseth ends and the Colin Jost parody Hegseth begins.

@FearedBuck Wow! Batshit crazy!

ABC has canceled The Bachelorette after their lead was seen in a leaked footage physically attacking her ex-boyfriend and throwing metal chairs at him while her child was present and reportedly the child was struck during the altercation.

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@thetrueshelby @JayHart909 The “count” of the number of people you’re following is way off. That happened to me a few times with my original account.

What the fuck is this bullshit, y’all? I had to prove I am a human for the third time today. WTF.