Dan Welborn

That's not the stat that started all this & you know it. Bruno Fernandes recorded 100+ goals AND 100+ assists for Manchester United in 318 appearances. Leo Messi? 319 for Barcelona. Cristiano Ronaldo? 325 for Madrid. Kevin de Bruyne for City? 372. Sit down. Be quiet.

Bruno Fernandes has reached 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ @ManUtd assists at a remarkable rate! 👀

🚨📸 | Bruno Fernandes’ wife Ana on Instagram: “It's glory and honour," the great man said, "There's nothing on Earth like being a Red."

Bruno Fernandes officially becomes the third player in Manchester United history with 100+ goals & 100+ assists in all competitions (105 & 100). He did it in 318 appearances. For context; Leo Messi did it in 319 for Barcelona, Cristiano Ronaldo did it in 325 for Real Madrid.

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@deejmakey @EmiratesSupport Or Hull?

@Welbzz @EmiratesSupport Save your money and go watch Liverpool

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NINE-DARTER FOR JOSH ROCK IN BELFAST! 🚨 One of the all-time great Premier League Darts moments as Rock sinks a nine-darter in front of his adoring fans 🤯

Wayne Mardle has had to go through more pain in the last couple of years than any man ever should It was incredibly brave of him to upload this and hopefully he knows he’s got plenty of support from fans, players and colleagues alike Darts loves ya Wayne 🎯❤️

BENJAMIN SESKO, TAKE A BOW 💫 WHAT A FINISH! @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK

Michael Carrick on the continued significance of the Munich air disaster which happened 68 years ago today.

50 Cent just dropped the pettiest Super Bowl commercial of all time😂😂😂

Always remembered. Never forgotten. The Flowers of English football. The Flowers of Manchester. 🌹❤️

Lady in blue, "Will student loans be the next misselling scandal?" #BBCQT Oli Dugmore, "My three year course, £9,000 a year for the tuition, on top of that a maintenance loan, I left uni with £37,500 of debt" "From the day I was charged RPI interest" "Since I went to uni in 2012, the amount of interest I have accrued is £32,000" "Was it missold to me when I was told it would cost me £9,000 a year? Yes" "On top of that its a regressive system" "If you're wealthy enough to pay the fees up front, you don't get charged interest - if you're rich enough you don't pay the same as me" "The government changed the terms of the agreement, I call that loan sharking" Fiona Bruce, "How else would you pay for university?" Oli Dugmore, "How did you guys pay for it?" "The state paid for it, didn't they?" Fiona Bruce, "They did" Oli Dugmore, "Good enough for you, good enough for me?"

Me putting Mini Eggs in my trolley #TheTraitors

Looking sharp 😮‍💨⚡️

Pathetic from Nicky Butt and Paul Scholes. THIS is not constructive criticism. It’s not even criticism. It’s pointlessly jabbing at one of United’s most important players ahead of a huge game on Saturday. (In 6 matches vs Martinez, Haaland has failed to score in 5 of them)…

- Drowning in debts - Years of mismanagement - Poor recruitment and decision making - Owners taking billions from the club - Terrible decision making from top to bottom Enough is enough. #UnitedIsBroken

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Are Manchester United, who currently sit 5th, better than they were a year ago when they finished 16th? Hard to say