Wendi Sataloff

Me: "Oh yeah I used to be OBSESSED with #Twilight in high school, that was so embarrassing." Stephenie Meyer: "I'm releasing #MidnightSun." Me:

@united UA1982 won’t let us board because the plane is being cleaned. We have been standing at the gate waiting for half an hour with no update. Plane was here on time as scheduled. Any idea?

@littlespoon Highchair 100%

would you rather clean a highchair 3x a day every day… or put a duvet cover on your comforter every day?

Hey @Delta maybe have more than 2 people working the bag check desk at FLL during peak travel season.

@reeses sponsor us please #reeses #reesespieces

Where the hell have you BEEN loca

@AmericanAir I’m assuming you don’t have anything more accurate or helpful than the app, which is not accurate nor helpful. Got it.

@WendiSataloff We're sorry for the wait, the estimated departure time is now showing as 8:50a.

@AmericanAir can you advise on the delay for Flight 2087?

@AmericanAir Yes but that’s clearly incorrect as it’s 8:21 local time and nobody has boarded.

@WendiSataloff The estimated time of departure shows as 8:30a, and the status can be tracked here: connectaa.co/AAStatus.

@AmericanAir Do you have any update on when the flight will take off? We are at the mercy of a spare crew member?

@WendiSataloff We've verified, and Flight 2087 is delayed due to crew availability.

@AmericanAir Messaged.

@WendiSataloff We feel terrible about this disruption to your travel plans. Kindly switch to DMs with your confirmation code, and let us know how we can help.

@AmericanAir My flight from one hub to another has been delayed multiple times for a total of THREE HOURS with no explanation. This is ridiculous.

@SouthwestAir who can I contact for an itemized receipt of an in flight purchase?

@united I pre-purchased a checked bag before receiving an offer to check a bag free of charge due to a full flight. I’d like a refund.

14 year old me was in love with Seth Cohen and 32 year old me is in love with Seth Cohen as a rabbi. #nobodywantsthis

@Delta DMd.

@WendiSataloff Hello. Thank you for your message. My name is Harry & will be assisting you. What is your confirmation code via DM, please?

@Delta app states boarding is at 3:12 and it’s currently 3:27 with no updates. Flight time is clearly not happening at the time displayed in the app. Any info? 1655 LGA—> FLL

I CRY A LOT BUT I AM SO PRODUCTIVE 🎉 #TSTTPD

@SouthwestAir Hi! Flight 3122- boarding delayed over half an hour because of no flight attendants, and the app still says the flight is on time. Nobody is on the plane and it’s past take off time 👌

it’s giving spring awakening

Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) is TIME's 2023 Person of the Year ti.me/3TaNwYu