Elliot Wengler

Comedian does excellent banter with the absolute lads

Board of Peace immediately bored of peace

i know i’m constantly saying they don’t make television like this anymore but they just really fucking don’t

Abolish Netflix.

Just to say that I have also resigned from the OBR

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“I once complained that the BBC was biased against my political views even though I was on it every 10 minutes”

Millennials and Gen Z should band together and claim we were never told we would have to pay interest on our student loan Let’s call ourselves the Young Against Student Payment Inequality (YASPI) and demand billions of pounds from taxpayers

As one of the few people who recognised that Toy Story 4 was actually better than Toy Story 3 this does make me nervous, hoping that they can somehow avoid it being ‘just another one’ because this series has been perfect every time so far

CCHQ apparently chipper tonight, I’m told. As Tim Davie resigns, they’re “utterly convinced” Susan Hall is being appointed as the BBC’s Director General

@tomhfh They are chairs my guy

Please stop doing this. Bercow broke the centuries old rule that only elected MPs may sit on the green benches. Broke the sanctity of that tradition. The unique spellbinding power of that room. He’s gone now. You don’t have to keep breaking that rule, year after year after year

The year is 2035. Alan Carr was won a 10th series of Celebrity Traitors. Grand Theft Auto 6 has been delayed until next November. Nigel Farage, now Prime Minister, complains that he gets too much airtime and criticism.

Starting a petition to put this on our banknotes #CelebrityTraitors

Bloody hell

What are New Yorkers thinking of, electing someone like that? Can’t they see he’s unelectable?