Over this sh*t

As a Floridian, a woman, mother, grandmother and business owner- I’m saying the truth here. Women.. DO NOT vacation in Florida. Don’t let your female children vacation in Florida. Go somewhere that respects your personal & healthcare choices. Florida isn’t it!

@EricLDaugh Welp! That’s what you get when you send a couch fucker, a real estate dev and a guy who takes 2B to look away as Khashoggi was murdered. The extent of the Trump ‘negotiating team.’ We get Rubio & the president had a UFC match after days of million $ fundraising dinners. #TOFU

🚨 JD Vance just WALKED OUT of the room with Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner at his side Vance is now headed home to America from Islamabad, Pakistan Iran is totally defeated. America has all the cards, and JD did NOT cave to their demands. 🇺🇸

@Acyn The stable genius speaks!

Bartiromo: Do you believe the price of oil and gas will be lower before the midterm elections? Trump: I hope so. I mean, I think so, it could be. It could be the same or maybe a little bit higher.

@WhiteHouse Dementia ridden, corrupt, lying, felonious, kid f*cking, sexual assaulting, wife beating, rapist who shits himself daily will now after-million dollar fundraisers not only head off to the golf course but will send more Americans to die in Iran bc he failed to make a buck off it.

"Effective immediately, the United States Navy, the Finest in the World, will begin the process of BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz." - President Donald J. Trump

@DonaldJTrumpJr Even if Orban wasn’t a murderous, grifting dictator… Coke Jr and his family’s kiss of death endorsement is the ultimate “kiss of death.” Hungary is freeing itself from all of your bff criminals. Much like the US will come midterms. Go slither back into your dung pile, Jr.

To our friends in Hungary, we hope you will vote for independent thinking and for someone who stands for Hungary First. We hope you will vote for my father’s friend and ally. One leader in Europe has a direct line to the White House, I hope you will support Viktor Orban! #Hungary

@atrupar @Ape58942715 I am dumbfounded as an American. Didn’t JV tell them we won the war at Hour 1 of Day 1? I’m betting they didn’t allow JV to f*ck their couches. Jared asked for his surveyors to check out their coastline & Witkoff wanted to know where they kept the fuckable kids.

JD Vance: "The bad news is that we have not reached an agreement. And I think that's bad news for Iran much more than it's bad news for the US. So, we go back to the US having not come to an agreement ... they have chosen not to accept our terms"

@imtweetn @KimDotcom everyone still knows you’re a MAGA Cunt who’s down for f*cking 13 yo’s. So nothings changed.

@KimDotcom Nobody thinks it’s weird to continue following someone who just blatantly steals content and passes it off as their own? If you can’t trust random quips, how could you trust anything worth knowing?

Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I will obliterate her entire civilization. She now charges me a fee to use the bathroom, that used to be free, and I didn't get dinner. WTF

Listen up ladies and gents…

@FjordFella And to stay on top of the latest breaking Trump acronyms is why I follow you. That and bc you always tell it like it is is! 👏 👏

The new acronym describing Trump's failure as a president : "TOFU" (Trump Only Fucks Up). Please don't share. He might get upset... 😏

@Photomusicrock It’s the 11am Coachella set. Scrubs, Sketchers slip ins, and some WAY off the strip Vegas lounge act costume rack for DLR. We miss Eddie and hate he’s literally ROLLING in his fucking grave over this.

Van Halen’s David Lee Roth made a surprise appearance at Coachella 2026. Teddy Swims invited him!

@RapidResponse47 But, he’ll accept 14yo’s as payment. Why is Trump at 1M$ pp dinners, money grab fundraisers, golfing this weekend &not w the pedo Real Estate Developer, the 2B sellout to murder & the couch hillbilly? They’ve got serious negotiators & we have the three grifting stooges.#ETTD

@GuntherEagleman You’re a genius🙄 The whore won’t sue anyone ever. She threatens all, but she won’t. Lawsuits come with DISCOVERY- & this bought & paid for whore can’t stand up against Discovery. She’s like the ‘fired former cop’ version of you. But, she got paid & a green card. #magalosers

HOLY FUCKlNG HELL MELANIA TRUMP IS OUT HERE NAMING NAMES AND NOT HOLDING BACK! "The false smears about me from mean spirited and politically motivated individuals and entities looking to cause damage to my good name to gain financially and climb politically must stop." "My attorneys and I have found this unfound and baseless lies with success and will continue to maintain my sound reputation without hesitation." "To date, several individuals and companies have been legally obligated to publicly apologize and retract their lies about me." "Such as daily beast, James Carville and Harper Collins U.K. Now is the time for congress to act. Epstein was not alone." SUE THEM INTO OBLIVION.

@GirthyB Old AXL wished he’d have lived Robert Plants life… No one lived larger, had a successful career w Led Zeppelin, married, takes his grands to school and still looks good and still has the voice and people love him bc he was ALWAYS a decent guy.

Damn it you know you’re old when Axle Rose looks like a grandma singing at church and you remember when they first hit MTV. Getting old sucks💯😪

@defense_civil25 @Fievel131 JV, the couch guy along with Witkoff, the real estate developer and Jared, the guy who got 2B for allowing Khashoggi to be murdered will sit quietly in the children’s room with no pics and zero cards. All while potus attends million dollar dinners and golf’s! Fucking jokes.

🚨Update: The Iranian delegation will NOT allow Vice President JD Vance and his team a photo-op with them. No direct talks, both groups will be in separate rooms, with Pakistan mediating. There is no trust left.

Evangelicals have been warning of the Antichrist for decades. Then when he shows up, they started wearing his merchandise 😂😂

@Acyn And this is exactly what MAGA voted for… Hungary, Russia and Israel. Very well done you morons 👏 👏

Trump: My Administration stands ready to use the full Economic Might of the US to strengthen Hungary's Economy, as we have done for our Great Allies in the past, if Prime Minister Viktor Orbán and the Hungarian People ever need it. We are excited to invest in the future Prosperity that will be generated by Orbán's continued Leadership!

Maybe the World Cup should not be hosted in a country the Pope doesn't feel safe visiting. Just a thought.

@WhiteHouse Go to bed old man. You e ruined enough shit for today. Take that hooker with you. So much for the “Hoax!”

"There are reports that Iran is charging fees to tankers going through the Hormuz Strait — They better not be and, if they are, they better stop now!" - President DONALD J. TRUMP

@FLOTUS No one GAF! You’re a whore not now or ever a First Lady. Hit the streets.

First Lady Melania Trump’s Statement

@GillyUSA33 @MattWallace888 @grok Speaking as one of the ‘liberal nut jobs” we hope she sues too. Discovery will be LIT! She dropped her defamation suit against Hunter due to how damaging the discovery would be. Sorry you have a whore and a a John in the White House!

@MattWallace888 @grok She's pissed because a bunch of liberal nutjobs that are batshit crazy are spreading lies because they lost an election. I hope she goes after everyone of them and bankrupts them.

What was Melania Trump asked @grok that caused her entire demeanor shift before turning out of the room?