Joe Wheatley

Meanwhile, in a well-run country where just 22 have died, normality resumes, because of swift, bold, decisive action by a proper, capable, empathetic, serious, non-lying Prime Minister rnz.co.nz/news/political… Compare @BorisJohnson and @jacindaardern , and, if you're a Brit, weep

Dominic Cummings is GASLIGHTING the entire country. Live in TV. Soft spoken, being polite, apologetic, emphatic to families in similar situations. Calling reporters by names. Looking down. Looking defeated. Twisting every word. Making two realities. A PURE and UTTER Narcissistic.

OMG. This is too much. Dominic Cummings amended his blog to include a warning on coronaviruses on the day he returned to work after *the eyesight drive*

Proud to be part of #ScumMedia. Keep pounding, my journalist friends & colleagues - we’re annoying all the right people as we drag the truth out of lying politicians. It won’t make us popular, but it will put us on the right side of history.

Dominic Cummings complains at his Downing Street press conference that there had been a long string of inaccurate stories about him. Welcome to my world.

I feel sorry for that Professor who lost his job for shagging during the lockdown. He should've just said he was worried his penis had stopped working and he wanted to double check.

This surprises me, because I always thought these people would make an excellent government.

Omg didn’t realise X factor had changed channels to BBC News???

Cummings just admitted breaking THREE lockdown rules. None of us was allowed to do any of the things he did. Why is the media even still bothering to talk to him? This is completely ridiculous. 👇

Thank God for @BethRigby.

@GaryGibbonBlog that was masterful, thank you!

At least he didn't drink a mojito on a train, though.

Nothing Cummings has said suggests his circumstances were exceptional. He & his wife should have stayed at home as everyone else did. Only his wife was ill when they drove to Durham. Their child was never at risk. The Barnard Castle story doesn’t add up remotely.

He should probably mention that the day of the wholly unjustified trip to Barnard Castle was his wife's birthday.

This is contemptible. All of it. Millions of people obeyed the rules HE created - and he brazenly ignored them multiple times. Now he’s lying away, playing the victim, and taking the whole country for morons. #cummings

Presumably Mary Wakefield can't drive. The stuff about driving to a beauty spot at Barnard Castle and sitting by a river (in defiance of the lockdown) to test his eyesight is so ludicrous it guarantees this story is about to enter its fourth day...and more

Sorry. A 60 mile drive. With your wife and child in the car.

Sorry...he wasn't willing to let a friend expose themselves to a deadly disease, but he was happy to expose his 17 year old niece to a deadly disease?! What a guy. #CumGate

The simple fact is, everyone can appreciate the desire to be with their family in a situation like his, but it was against the rules. It's that simple. #DominicCummngs

Dominic Cummings is saying he wasn't sure his eye sight was strong enough to drive, so he tested this...by going for a drive. Okay, I'm not sure my skull is strong enough to withstand being hit by a hammer so let me test that by hitting it with a hammer. #DominicCummngs