@PopTingz Having sex with her must be like sticking your dick in Procter & Gamble.
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J.P. Hacksworth
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J.P. Hacksworth
@WhiteFunk89
Freelance Retweeter
NYC, NY Katılım Kasım 2013
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are preparing a strict prenup agreement for the complete separation of their assets for their July wedding.
It will protect the singer's empire, valued at over $2 billion, blocking access to trademarks and spousal support.
The signing is expected to take place in Rhode Island to ensure full legal validity.
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Chinese in Paris. Meat only for me.
Le bosh.
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@roryisconfused Do they tune the guitars half a step down from standard sometimes? Bet that’s what he meant. You were right and they were wrong and I wouldn’t have let it go either.
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Somehow angry about this again
Rory McCarthy@roryisconfused
Was once instructed to play ‘Wonderwall’ on guitar for a school thing with other kids singing, and one of them said “the thing you’ve got to remember is that Noel and Liam Gallagher sing a tone flat.” I said “no they don’t, that doesn’t make sense” but everyone agreed with him
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@roryisconfused No combination of traits more annoying than ignorance and confidence.
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@UtdHeisenberg_ This didn’t relegate them. They would have still gone down if they’d won this game.
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Turns out that 96th minute equaliser from Big Ben Sesko ended up costing West Ham two massive points… and it’s proved decisive in the end.
Very glad I didn’t leave the ground early and got to witness an absolute screamer too 😎
Bye Bye London Stadium 👋🏼
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Genuinely think this will get removed.
Manchester United@ManUtd
BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.
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Err, this is the most obvious OG I think I’ve ever seen?
FPL Puyol@FPL_Puyol
@AlexVolloFPL Should be taking Bruno assist off too, clear as day OG
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@RalphWGoethe @ChHouseBooks No. He references the very opposite of high culture.
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@ChHouseBooks I've always thought about Tarantino this way.
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The best pop culture was always downstream of high culture. Meyer, George Lucas, and the original writers of The Simpsons drank from deeper waters. Now, pop culture writers are exclusively consumers of pop culture and the water has become much thinner.
Val@VK_HM
When Nicholas Meyer was hired to do the second Star Trek movie he only vaguely knew Trek as ‘the one with that guy with the ears.’ He did watch the show but made the movie inspired by things he loved, like Horatio Hornblower. And the result was, well, The Wrath of Khan
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Weird question. Realistically how valuable would a batter who only and ever homers once a week be? Like he homers once a week and strikes out the rest of his at bats
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"The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly to the flop" 😬
Martinez: "Just King-Queen of clubs."🤣
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pvssy so good there’s nothing left to live for
𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 🥊@RickCombatTV
Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee
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@uneppen68 @havingalaugh If your artistic output was of sufficient quality people will overlook your paedoness. So if you make Thriller or direct Chinatown you can be a paedo, anything below that is not permitted.
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@havingalaugh Would someone explain to me why films, tribute act tours etc still continue for Michael Jackson? I get the cynical moneygrubbing but why do millions attend these? Why is he the only well known paedo to get not just a free pass but continued adoration?
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será que eles não enjoam de comer a mesma ração todo dia?
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A cursory check…
UTDJ@UTDlegendary
How much would Alex Scott cost? Why would we sign Ederson over him?
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The greatest live album of them all is Arena by Duran Duran. Birmingham's finest at their peak. Invaders of the USA and dominators of stadium audiences across the globe.
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@TheWavyRed Yes. You’re the only one. The rest of us are ecstatic at signing another player from Serie fucking A. Nothing but hits when we buy from that piece of shit league.
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I'm I the only Man United fan who doesn't want this this to go through?
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨 Éderson has paused all other clubs keen on signing him to give priority to Man United. #MUFC in advanced talks with Atalanta but waiting to give their final green light to proceed and close the deal. 🎥 youtu.be/OJzVJmFRNaE
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@TeleFootball @Carra23 Wow, I’m so shocked an ex Liverpool player would think this.
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🏆 "Those placing Ferguson ahead of Guardiola baffle me. I struggle to agree with a single reason to justify that claim."
@Carra23 explains why Guardiola leaves Manchester City as the greatest football coach there has ever been 👇
telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…
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