whitequant

@aw_trades_ Might be time to bulk 🤗

friday night priorities

@naeteyy What hobbies, everything is boring

If you have no life outside of trading… The $ will never be enough. You CANT lose sight of the real meaning of life. Use trading to buy your freedom Fund your hobbies.

@IamM3mphis @TradingLucid How many trades do you take a day?

@Whitequantchad @TradingLucid Will do

$15,000 payout approved in minutes 3rd max payout from @TradingLucid this month But this isn’t the tweet This is: If I lost everything tomorrow Every account Every payout Every dollar And someone handed me $1,000 Here’s exactly how I’d be funded and paid within 30 days: Week 1 Buy one 50K Lucid account Not 150K That’s ~$50 5% of my capital I don’t need a big account I need a funded account Max risk the entire drawdown on the eval With an 80%+ win rate on gold in Asia session this passes within a week 2 attempts max Week 2-3 Funded Cut risk to half the drawdown for the first 2-3 trades Then quarter risk No ego Protect the account First payout hits $2K from a flex account Week 4 Take that $2K and buy 4 more accounts Now I’m compounding accounts not just profits Most traders start with a 150K account and $500 in their bank and wonder why the pressure crushes them Start small Get paid Reinvest Scale The math does the work if you let it

@jackgleason 🤓

40 racks on the day Combo of live and sim funded.

@khushman I have the same emptiness, 🥲

here i go into the weekend with nothing to do as a trader 😭

@InsideLucysHead @_TJRTrades

There was a businessman whose wife was REALLY into sex... He was a hardworking guy, and he still managed to satisfy his wife's needs. One time, he had to leave for another country for a business meeting. He would be gone for a week. He knew his wife's sex drive and didn't want to take risks, so he thought he should gift her something so she could satisfy herself and didn't think about searching for a new partner, so he went to an adult toy shop. As soon as he entered, the first thing he saw was a blow-up doll, but he soon dismissed the thought of buying it since it was almost like another human. He then proceeded to the dildos section. There he saw all kinds of dildos, from massive to tiny to ones which glow in the dark, but none of them grabbed his interest, so he decided he would go somewhere else and began to leave the shop when he was stopped by the owner sitting behind the cash counter. "I know what you're looking for", the owner says This grabbed the businessman's attention, and he stopped to hear what the owner had to say. "There was a man many years ago who looked just like you, wealthy but tired. He had a wife whom he couldn't satisfy, and she was about to leave him when he came here and got my help. He's happily married since then" "How exactly did you help him?" asked the businessman. The cashier bent down and revealed an engraved wooden box from under the counter. There were all sorts of symbols on the box. He opened it, and inside it was a pink latex dildo, similar to the ones on the shelf. "This is an ancient artefact haunted by a Maori tribe who all died of sex deprivation when all the women of their village were killed in a plague, all their souls now reside in this dildo", said the owner. The businessman, being a sceptical guy, laughed and then turned to leave. The owner says, "You're all the same, thinking there's nothing above this material plane of existence. Watch this." The businessman turns around. "Voodoo Dildo, keyhole" To his astonishment, the businessman saw the box violently shake and the dildo rise in the air, float for a second and hover over to the keyhole in the front door and start to shag it. The dildo shagged the keyhole with such force that the door unhinged and started cracking. "Voodoo Dildo, box" The dildo stops shagging the door and returns to the box. "ILL TAKE IT, cried the businessman, and after a lot of negotiation, he finally purchased the dildo and ran home. He tells his wife about the dildo and how to use it. "Voodoo Dildo, pussy. That's how you activate it", the businessman told his wife and went on his business trip. After 3 days of being horny, the wife finally gave in to her urges and opened the wooden box, took out the dildo and uttered "Voodoo Dildo, pussy". The dildo shot from her hands and started shagging her. First slowly and then changing speed as the way she wanted. After an hour of shagging, the wife thought it was enough, and she grabbed the dildo to turn it off. But it didn't stop shagging her. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to stop the dildo. She started panicking and called him, but he didn't pick up, so she started to dress up and go to the hospital, all the while the dildo was still shagging her. She got in her car and started driving. On the way, she had a huge orgasm, and her car swerved and almost hit another car. A cop saw this, and she was stopped at the side of the highway. A cop approached her. "Ma'am, you almost hit the grey SUV back there. Have you been drinking?" The wife then proceeds to tell him all about her husband and the voodoo Dildo and that she can't stop it now. The policeman then says, "Yeah, right, Voodoo Dildo my ass."

@InsideLucysHead Who the fuck comes up with this 🤣

@naeteyy Calling it betting is taco bell supreme tier ragebait

I’ve made a couple bucks trading futures But honestly, no one ever has any idea where the market is going. Stop falling for the scams. We’re all making calculated bets at the end of the day. Sometimes there’s higher conviction bets— but even those might fail.

@nixtrades Pretty good pa today, just gotta see the bigger picture 😉

I think I’m done trading Friday’s for awhile

@traderkevv @TheOrbTrading 😉

$nq been slow this week small scalp today

Summer is almost here, You can either have money and be in good shape or Be broke and soggy looking Think twice before you eat that donut and start to revenge trade

@traderkevv @TheOrbTrading Based 😷

@TakeThatProf1t 😘

@Whitequantchad Thank you

Another great week in the books(x5 accounts)!

@Jenztornado I was asleep and missed it 😮‍💨

@Whitequantchad When am I not awake 😴

Meh closed out early, shoulda stuck to my initial TP 🫩

@easys_arq @beechinour 💩

@Whitequantchad @beechinour Mumbai India film festival.

sometimes you gotta get a hotel room in your own city and lock yourself in there for 4 days straight to get some shit done

@easys_arq @beechinour Based on a true story 🤗

@beechinour 4:00 AM: “Hello yes this is room xxx can I get 6 double espressos please.”

@NQTimmy Took the same trade 😘

Clean longs today. Honestly if you asked me my confluences i wouldnt have a direct answer. It just looked really good to me, especially on the HTF