
Team Jacob
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Team Jacob
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Katılım Ocak 2024
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@NotMeis95 @JurajDemidov Why would the chicken be seasoned when it’s entire purpose is to be a vehicle for the sauce
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@JurajDemidov The chicken is quality, but unseasoned which is just a waste. The sauce is fine, don't think it's incredible like some people. The Texas toast is goated though
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"We must, then, avoid the 'Babel syndrome,' namely the idolatry of profit that sacrifices the weak, a uniformity that neutralizes differences, and the pretense that a single language — even a digital one — can translate everything, including the mystery of the person, into data and performance."
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@NurseLekan Barco Nico G pivot gets you 17th and that’s being generous
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@CFCD10_ @B03GHB4L1 Top player who’s played 10 games over 3 years at the club
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If you fanboy or defend any player in the squad, I beg you actively avoid me for the foreseeable future. Also do not ask me anything about signings, don't ask me who I want as replacements, all I care about now is seeing every single player that has contributed to this era of Chelsea leave the fucking club. Every single one of them
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@Its_KimWexler @njsilvadyne You can absolutely larp religion. See every 15 year old orthodox convert in the united state a
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@ZG1999_ @flameosumeet @rhystakes Just fully get rid of all of them. I’m tired of seeing Enzo, cucurella, the French contingent etc, all downing tools and sulking around on the pitch whenever something doesn’t go their way. All bums and I wish nothing but the worst for them for the rest of their careers
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@flameosumeet @rhystakes Change the captain and sell at least 16 of the matchday squad and maybe. Fundamentally, the culture has been like a cancer in the club. Players pick and choose when the play, no effort, if Xabi fixes that and we are competent in recruitment, think we can win it in 3 years
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Mate we’ve let the likes of Sunderland,Brighton and Bournemouth get Europe
Sunderland AFC@SunderlandAFC
EUROPA LEAGUE FOOTBALL IS COMING TO SUNDERLAND!
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@HanaHoops Watch your mouth before I crush those dirty ass kids in your banner.
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@B03GHB4L1 @TacticalPystake I’m genuinely surprised this squad wasn’t in a relegation fight this season
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“Title challenge” with this honking pile of hantavirus rat droppings 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
📈 #WinstanleyOUT #StewartOUT #ShieldsOUT@B03GHB4L1
1 game a week 😂😂😂😂 don’t even make any signings just sell. Anyone who has their heads turned idc who it is even it’s Colwill, James or Caicedo or whoever. Sell sell sell SELL
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@elIisburner @TacticalPystake Look at the calories he’s consumed every day
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37% win rate with him starting
Ellis🥋@elIisburner
In another life, Chelsea would deserve you Enzo Fernandez 🕊️
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@ShowBoat00 @Dr0P1loT This is a fanbase that’s obsessed with mediocrity idk why ur surprised
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Posting this after dropping one of the worst midfield performances ever and aiding Sunderland into Europe is very, very funny
Ellis🥋@elIisburner
In another life, Chelsea would deserve you Enzo Fernandez 🕊️
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@leedsnoinfidel @azzar_enjoyer They never actually had sex he was fedexing her his semen
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@azzar_enjoyer She’s sexy why on earth would she be going for Elon he’s so chopped
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Hold’on Elon I wasn’t familiar with your talent id
Popstonox@Popstonox
Ashley St. Clair gives Hasan Piker a hoodie that says, "I'm not the step dad, I'm the dad who that stepped up"
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@stinking_man Lost it here. Old wstgoat would’ve posted the subway with just the Arby’s Bev to hint at something more sinister
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The biggest cope in the world is downwardly mobile college grads convincing themselves that their college classmates who majored in something uncool like accounting “sold out” and are “evil.”
Charlie@ccbaker2023
I saw so many people around me take bullshit, actively evil office jobs and make six figures right out of college — and this was nearly a decade of inflation ago. A housekeeper should make at least as much as that. Arguably more!
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@MedoKusa4 @slugbaiter Calling Murakami shit and turning around to praise osamu dazai😭😭
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