🧶WhyKnotBC🧶🇺🇸

This makes me so happy.

@DocAtCDI D'oh.... 😅😂😅

what does the sign on the brothel say when they aren’t open? Sorry we're closed, Beat It! #DocAfterDark

@WashSquareGirl @ask_aubry Exactly this!

@ask_aubry When he says "we" shouldn't be on it, what he means is that she should stop, and he'll just start hiding his social media use.

But it's just Instagram like he said right? Why is he so upset then?

@SwedeDuck @ask_aubry I have a small SUV, a body bag and an alibis all set to go. Jersey Pine Barrens.

@ask_aubry When time are we leaving to help Erin move/help Erin burn his shit?

I want to help, now give me her number and I'll make it right. ✊

@ClaireLoganOF1 @ask_aubry I have a unisex first name. It has served me well.

@ask_aubry On door dash the name they see when I order is Michael.

Holy hell new fear unlocked when ordering Door Dash, Uber Eats, etc.

@BhaktSanatani_ @PicturesFoIder Me: Aw, a meteorite shower. Cool. Everyone else: RUN! UFO'S! ALIENS!

@PicturesFoIder Night sky diving and how it looked🔥🔥 twitter.com/Visionaledge/s…

what we thinking boys?

@kentuckyliz2 @ask_aubry I did this when my twins were born. I already had a 3.5 yo, a 16 mo and brand new twins. I gave everyone a baby, a bottle, showed them where to change them and went to take a long shower. Seriously, no one is interested in the mom. Everyone wants to see the baby.

Umm I'd set a rule that every guest that just drops by had to clean a room.

@rach262003 @ask_aubry 😅😂😅☠️

😂

@RealMartyT7 Most vet's hate him too: twitter.com/MikeSington/st…

Dear Ma & Pa MAGA, donald trump didn’t lower your taxes. He didn’t get your roads fixed or your bridges built. He didn’t get you healthcare coverage, lower the price of your prescriptions, decrease the deficit, end the opioid crisis, revive the coal industry, he didn’t make “covid disappear”, didn’t make Mexico “pay for the wall”, he didn’t “put America First” and he sure as hell didn’t “drain the swamp”. So when you say he “fought for you”, you mean he validated your hate. Because he didn’t do a goddamn thing for you other than that. He hates who you hate. And sadly, that’s all you think you need.

@DontShowYourCat That is a face that has no regrets.

flan fan

@DontShowYourCat Cat: Where the Hell is the eject button?!

passenger safety

@ShowYourCat 😸😹😸 - the airplane mode is fully operational

@ChuckGaume @thejackhopkins Someone will sneak it into him.

@thejackhopkins Can they get Ozympic, adderal, and happy pills of their choice while in prison?

These jack legs talking about “overthrowing the government” are setting themselves up for failure on a level so high they aren’t even capable of imagining it. Pharmaceutical companies should start ramping up production of antidepressants. Doctors will be prescribing MAGA folks some “help in a bottle” at rates that rival the craving of Skittles in a school yard. Republicans getting ready to lose on 3,2,1.

@MediawatchNw Gorgeous!

Well it took forever and kicked my rear but I finally finished my bath reno. Here’s the before and after. Going to surprise Kelsey tonight!

@Abraxsys Alien

#LockdownTrivia Name the Film

My dad, who just passed away, would have loved this.

@JustABlackMan39 @ask_aubry Yup. This is another reason I gave up on trying to date.

Dude: Dating is so easy for women. Just pick one of hundreds of Nice Guys™ on the app. And what's on the app: Ryan

@VideosGone @InternetH0F I think the safety was on when he left the first time. I can't believe he came back for the gun though. I don't know if I could pull the trigger either. I think I would be too busy 💩 my pants.

@raerae2061 @nameshiv She's gorgeous! That little smirk though says it all!

@DAbitty @PoppaGiblet BTDT. Have the t-shirt, keychain and the bumper sticker. {{{Hugs}}}

@PoppaGiblet I was far too trusting.

Dear everyone, I know HR isn’t there for me, or any employee. I know because I went HR for help and I was just fired. Thanks for listening, Dee