Michelle Williams
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@AgentOwen0 He will get it brother, hopefully I can get that Cash App blessing, really need it at this time 🙏🙏🔥🔥💯
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IF GOODMAN HOMER IM SENDING ONE PERSON WHO LIKES $100💕🤝
MLB Home Run@MLBHR
Aaron Judge - New York Yankees (13) 2-run 413 feet +200 @BetMGM
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@4Yexe @Host66718480 Dishonored? They won’t be doing nothing else with this game sadly
The 3 we had was a blessing
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Being smart be fucking me up honestly. It’s a blessing and a curse- that rewards and disturbs me in equal measure.
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@sheilatebra Add to that, are they pursuers or even reciprocators? To have even a handful is a true blessing.
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Is it just me or is it hard finding friends who are really into God?
Like not just “I believe” but actually living it, learning the Word, growing daily.
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so what i’m gathering from everyone is that… y’all pay $400+ for a car note and $200+ for car insurance……. and im supposed to think this is normal instead of crazy?
GIF
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@sodagrrl @Nino_Merica @nudawaya We have been so blessed, that I also plan to find and help a family in need, bypaying their rent for a year, and filling their pantry. I know my money will go fast (Husband gets great pay normally, this 4.5 is a blessing) so im sharing it. It feels right and I will have some xtra
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LOCAL MAN DISCOVERS HE IS SECRETLY A REAL ESTATE MOGUL AFTER COUNTY INVENTS $186,000 FOR HIM
MIDLAND, TX — In a stunning financial revelation this week, a local homeowner learned he has apparently made a massive profit without selling anything, receiving any money, or otherwise participating in reality.
“I had no idea I was doing this well,” the man said, reviewing a notice informing him his modest home—purchased for $60,000 in 2009—is now worth $246,000, according to a highly sophisticated system known as “a guy with a clipboard and vibes.”
Despite never listing the property, fielding offers, or seeing so much as a nickel of this newfound wealth, the homeowner confirmed he is now expected to pay taxes as if he recently closed a blockbuster deal.
“I checked my bank account just to be sure,” he said. “Nothing. No mysterious deposit. No wire transfer. Not even a congratulations email. But apparently I’m crushing it.”
County officials reassured residents that the system is working exactly as intended.
“You’re not being taxed on money you have,” one official explained patiently. “You’re being taxed on money you could hypothetically have in an alternate universe where you sold your house but didn’t need a place to live afterward.”
Experts clarified that this differs significantly from other forms of taxation, where individuals are typically taxed on actual income or realized gains.
“For example, if your stock portfolio doubles, you don’t owe taxes until you sell,” said one analyst. “But your home is different because… well… it just is. Please stop asking questions.”
Local residents have reportedly begun experimenting with applying the same logic elsewhere.
“If my neighbor can assign value to my house and bill me for it,” the homeowner said, “I’m assigning value to my free time. I’ve determined the county now owes me $500,000 annually for emotional distress and inconvenience.”
At press time, officials were exploring ways to increase property values even further, noting that if numbers can be written down once, they can absolutely be written down again—higher.
Meanwhile, the homeowner confirmed he is considering selling the property just to finally meet the rich guy everyone keeps telling him he is.
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I need a shopping spree swine 😈 💰💸 cash.app/$Loveislove2424
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Ok everyone I rarely do @Pick6 slips but who thinks Juan Soto will actually do his job today?
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