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Jimmy jones
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Jimmy jones
@Wilbert90210
Never followed the herd , maybe life would be easier if I did. Driven crypto crazy by Covid lockdown.
Katılım Kasım 2012
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@AbsolutelyVexed He could have applied for anonymity, if he had such evidence that he is at risk
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We ought to have a system where he doesn't think self disenfranchisement is necessary for his safety but why lie?
Steven Swinford@Steven_Swinford
EXCLUSIVE from @fintan_03 and @benellery Zack Polanski has admitted he did not vote in last week’s local elections The Green Party leader had previously indicated through a spokesman that he had cast a postal vote in Hackney before spending polling day in Wales, and had publicly told the east London borough’s mayoral candidate: “You have my vote” However, after inquiries by The Times, the party confirmed on Thursday that he had in fact not registered to vote in the elections because of fears for his safety Polanski had pledged his support to Zoë Garbett, the Green candidate for Hackney mayor, telling her “you have my vote” in a campaign video released on May 3 “One consequence of the heightened intrusion and safety risk he faces was that Zack did not register to vote in the most recent local elections,” a spokesman said The party said Polanski had faced “extreme and distressing press intrusion” since becoming leader, including “antisemitic cartoons” and journalists “doorstepping family members”, and was now in discussions with police and local authorities about registering anonymously thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…
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@dreifachdoppels @WulfrunianChris They’ve walked along the hagley road past 8pm?
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@WulfrunianChris People love to say brum’s shit but can never tell you why they think that 🤔
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Without fail you post something vaguely nice about Birmingham you’re inundated with “what about the shit bits?” and let me tell you I’d much rather be in the ‘shit bits’ of Birmingham than I would do Paris, London, Berlin, New York or most other major cities.
Dr Chris Burden 🐺@WulfrunianChris
The actual most underrated city in all of Europe is Birmingham and it’s not even close. The insane negative briefings Birmingham tanks put it in a different realm of underrated than any other city.
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@frankbrunoboxer What do you call a man with no arms and no legs but can still get in the bath and open the window?
Clever Dick
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Evening Okay looking for an entertaining caption. 30 years ago there would have been an advert Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet!! If someone can really make me laugh I'll get the office to send you something!!
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The actual most underrated city in all of Europe is Birmingham and it’s not even close.
The insane negative briefings Birmingham tanks put it in a different realm of underrated than any other city.
Glimpses of Culture 🏛️@CharmOfCulture
This is the most underrated city in all of Europe.
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@GeorgeGilbertX Quare will never walk the plank, no one would without the pointy sword poking their rear.
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Politicians really are hideous creatures.
Plotting and deceiving to selfishly profit off of their friend's adverse situation before he has even walked the plank.
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BREAKING: Reports suggest Ed Miliband could throw his hat into the ring for Prime Minister if Wes Streeting resigns tomorrow. @TVKev: “See you at the airport. I’m moving to the Arctic.”
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@moose_man1125 @SCHIZO_FREQ Could you punch him and claim provocation
The first time he did it , you told him he could?
He does this in front of others? Your grandfather is cool with it?
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@SCHIZO_FREQ My white friend tells us "my nigga"
All the time and we never care
There's a difference between that and the targeted harassment Chud does.
Context and intent is everything.
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I cannot believe THIS is the case that finally forces America to decide if saying the n-word is legal or not
FearBuck@FearedBuck
ChudTheBuilder shot a man who attacked him outside a courthouse in Clarksville & accidentally grazed himself in the process. Before it escalated, he asked the man if he was going to “chimp out” the man then walked up & sucker punched him. It is unclear if the man survived.
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> be prime minister
> everyone wants you to step down
> hold a cabinet meeting
> tell ministers to ask questions 1:1 after meeting
> refuse to meet anyone
> fuck off to norfolk to look at owls all day
> everything fizzles out while you're gone
> come back the next day
> meet your main opposition
> make him say he supports you
> dogwalk him in front of the Downing Street press
> walk into prime ministers questions
> call yourself a gooner
Unfortunately this is all spectacularly based and funny, and if he'd been like this the entire time, he wouldn't have had half of the problems he does
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@MatthewStadlen @spectator Well done to labour for indulging some of the most inept gobshites in their quest to oust the failed Conservatives.
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@spectator Well done to the right wing media for hounding Starmer to the point of a leadership challenge 🤦🏻
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If you think the public finances are a mess now, you don’t want to think what they would be like under Miliband.
One of the reasons he lost in 2015 was his point-blank refusal to accept that the Blair and Brown governments – in which he, of course, was a prime player as aide to Gordon Brown, followed by energy and climate secretary – spent and borrowed too much.
The truth is that Miliband has little grip on fiscal reality and markets know it, which is why UK government bond yields have been shooting upwards whenever the chances of Starmer being forced out of office increase.
His 2015 manifesto was also riddled with anti-business measures which would have destroyed economic growth. It was he who first launched an attack on zero hours contracts, in spite of them being popular with many people on them, such as students, who value the flexibility they offer.
Miliband’s pitch to business in 2015 failed miserably with markedly fewer backers than were prepared to endorse Starmer in 2025.
The public made a wise choice in 2015. To end up having him forced on us as PM anyway, without a mandate, would hasten the demise of the Labour party.
✍️ Ross Clark
Article | spectator.com/article/the-in…
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@dom_lucre A “Gooner” is also a fan of the Arsenal soccer club.
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🔥🚨DEVELOPING: PM of The United Kingdom, Keir Starmer has left American viewers baffled after he proudly announced that he is a gooner which would mean he is a serial masturbator according to trending American slang.
Starmer"Mr. Speaker, I am a gooner!"
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@outbreakupdates @RErbium "Self-quarantine DOES NOT WORK"
This virus has up to 50% fatality rate.
What the actual FUCK UK?
We expect this ahit from Trumps nuts jobs, but we expect MUCH better of the descendants of Florence Nightingale!
Sort your fucking shit out!!
#WearAN95
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A British tourist who boarded a plane with a woman who later died from hantavirus has been detained at an Italian bar and ordered to quarantine in hospital for a month
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@packssmacks @barneyxbt The term functioning alcoholic springs to mind.
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@barneyxbt This has to be engagement bait?
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dumbest take i’ve ever heard
potheads smoke weed literally all day long.
when they wake up, before they eat, before they take a walk, before they drive somewhere, before they do literally anything.
the entire day revolves around being high. every single activity requires a smoke session first
now imagine if someone drank alcohol at the same frequency..
wake up and take 3 shots. shots before lunch. shots before a walk. shots before driving to the store. shots before bed. that person would be dead in two weeks
weed smokers don’t realize how dependent they are because it doesn’t kill you the same way. but the mental dependency is insane.
you can’t do a single thing sober and somehow convince yourself you don’t have a problem
alcohol will destroy your body faster but at least most drinkers aren’t hammered 16 hours a day. potheads are high from the moment their eyes open until they pass out and call it a lifestyle lmao
Andyy@fw_andyyy
not smoking weed is 1000x harder than not drinking alcohol..
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@WolfgangRichtEU @RupertLowe10 Who wants to join the EU Yee feckin fool 🤣🤣
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A Restore Britain Government will scrap any form of mandatory Digital ID.
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@RemigrationVibe @WolfgangRichtEU @RupertLowe10 Children don’t want to do their homework.
Europe like the teacher knows best.
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@WolfgangRichtEU @RupertLowe10 Fuck the EU, we, the majority of the British people don't want to join.
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@remigrationchan @WolfgangRichtEU @RupertLowe10 Yes EU crumble is far superior to UK crumbles.
Rhubarb crumble and crème Anglais , degueulasse.
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@WolfgangRichtEU @RupertLowe10 I’ll be glad to see the EU crumble.
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@NotFarLeftAtAll And why not it's a beautiful part of the country. I loved Padstow, right on the coast breathing in that sea air & visiting a shop for a big crab sarny.
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Perranporth, Cornwall
Warwick Davis was spotted in my neck of the woods eating an ice cream …
He spends a lot of time in Cornwall
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@i__xplore @NotFarLeftAtAll Give over , the two of them together are never finishing that ice-cream.
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@NotFarLeftAtAll All that Ewok money and he only bought himself an ice-cream. His poor Son has to go hungry 😂
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@JohnnyOldfield5 @NoContextHumans Yeah it’s the bands fault , no no no wait who booked the band? It’s their fault , no no no wait who left bins out for trash? It’s their fault.
It’s getting confusing, all I know is that in no way was it the GUY WHO THREW THE BINs fault.
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@NoContextHumans They bored and doing that because that band sucks.
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Man throws a trash can at a concert and hits someone in the face😬
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@theshazben @WolfgangRichtEU @RupertLowe10 I am sure the European courts will deliberate and come to the proper conclusions.
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@WolfgangRichtEU @RupertLowe10 Dear Wolfgang,
Parliament is sovereign.
All the best,
Shaz
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If a foreign national is unable to speak English or is living off the British taxpayer, I see no reason to allow them to stay in our country.
On benefits, in social housing, hating Britain or wishing us harm?
A Restore Britain Government would remove them from our country.
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