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When someone tells you they've had a long day, the proper response is not to tell them how much longer your day has been #kindness

Me when I wake up and remember that JD Vance exists

Pope Leo XIV has asked Americans to contact Congress and demand an end to the war in Iran. So I built a tool to make it take three minutes: find your senators, find your House rep, and a script ready to read. 👉 Stand with the Holy Father. standwithpopeleo.com

@KILLTOPARTY Yes, and oppositional defiance disorder could also be at play. A sibling of a friend has it and they’re just now coming around in their early 20s. Obvs can’t say for sure if that’s what’s going on in this situation, but I feel like not a lot of people know about it

Some kids are just assholes

Pregnant lady eating a Pizza Hut personal pan pizza in the target parking lot, a solemn Good Friday to you all

Our neighbors are getting married today and we’ve seen them packing and prepping all week. I’ve seen them 3 times this morning still packing up and it’s stressing me OUT bc I want to help but they say they don’t need it 😅They seem super chill tho, good for them

@Austen Absolutely! A few scary sequences of heightened space danger, but overall quite good

So is Project Hail Mary worth taking a space-obsessed 8-year-old to on IMAX?

Zac Brown on Survivor 50 is giving backdoor pilot

@sleepingbvby But like also a killer drag king

al pastor is such a good name for a baby boy

🚨 BREAKING: BBC and Reuters confirm that a joint U.S.–Israel strike in Minab hit a girls’ elementary school. Iranian officials say 40 students were killed and 48 injured. Iran retaliated immediately — missiles and drones launched at Israel and U.S. bases across the region. - UAE and Qatar closed airspace - Gulf states intercepted incoming missiles - One reported fatality in Abu Dhabi from debris Remind me — was “bombing elementary schools” on the ballot last November? Because I must’ve missed that part of the campaign platform.

I’ve been this kid at the wedding, once so hard that my parents literally forgot me at the venue because they’d been so busy helping with the event and realized I wasn’t in the car on the way home, immediately turned around. I slept through the entire thing 🤘😮‍💨

the experience of jumping from the couch when he mentions your country imagine not being latin american

Mexican but TONIGHT I’m Puerto Rican 💯💯💯💯💯

Do any of my 6 non-bot followers wanna see my dog

HORROR NATION

I enjoyed Marty Supreme but why does every A24 movie sound like I’m in the queue for Space Mountain

Watching National Treasure for the first time in a long time and it’s cracking me up because the villains are British so they are constantly having to google all the American history stuff

@marissa_lpx Start a new hobby where you have to learn skills that are completely foreign to you. I tried woodworking, tap dancing, theatre, things where workshops to learn alongside other people are available. It gets your brain and hands totally focused in a new way.

I feel like I’ve reached a point where I’m outgrowing my current life, but in the absence of traditional milestones like marriage and kids I’m not sure what ‘next’ looks like aside from more of what I’m currently doing, which brings me back to my first point

so much about the Macys thanksgiving parade is objectively insane I love it so much

literally up to his eyeballs I cantttt 😂😂🥹

Wicked spoilers . . . . . . . . *boq tinman reveal* my husband who has remained spoiler-free this entire time: 😟🤨🤨😠 me who has been trying to prepare him for how insane Act 2 is without spoiling anything: