Will Douglas

These two videos are absolutely fantastic.

@SAFC_Luke_2703 @alanshearer @Eddsyy I'm a Sunderland fan, and there is no call for that. Like him, loath him, he still deserves respect for what he's done for England. What have you done Luke? Abuse people online. Sad individual.

@alanshearer @Eddsyy Sad bald cunt 😭

A pathetic, weak, lazy, limp second half from Newcastle again #NEWSUN

@alanshearer But, but you're a champions league club and Sunderland were missing 9 first team players and Newcastle were only missing 3. Players or Manager?

@wokeandwoofing You could have an episode called Sisters get Blisters after a torturously long riding marathon. Those Bike seats are unforgiving.

I'm producing a rauchy new incest comedy called 'Siblings with Benifits'. The BBC have snapped up the rights and are planning to air it in the Doctor Who time slot, with Eddie Izzard and Suzzie Izzard in the lead roles.

@wokeandwoofing Can I suggest BiGender? If bisexuals are allowed BiGenders should be allowed, why settle for one reproductive sex organ when you can have both. #StitchASasaugeOn

I'm aiming to trans my child by Christmas but I don't want it to interfere with their critical race theory studies. What should I do? For context my child is three weeks old.

@bywater_paul Idiot

Hola, from the Douglas Mackum army in Barcelona. Haway the lads. #askdanny

@LesWeeForget @fesshole It was his sister and it was in Texas

@fesshole What’s the confession dick weed?

I'd been out drinking and was struggling to put the key in the door lock when I got home. A kind young lady stopped and helped me, 3 years later we were married. We've been happily married 42 years now and counting. Funny how the universe works

@JamesCopley_ Disgusting, name, shame and prosecute!!!

Romaine Mundle has just posted this to his Instagram story. Utterly appalling. Hope all Sunderland fans will join with me in condemning this. #SAFC

#BridgesBear Sharing is caring ❤️

@JamesPearceLFC Is there a hold up?

No issues with Jayden Danns' loan to Sunderland. Should be announced in the morning. Tyler Morton stays put. Was some interest from Middlesbrough but deal never looked likely.

Young #LFC goalkeeper Fabian Mrozek heading to Forest Green Rovers on loan for the rest of the season. nytimes.com/athletic/live-…

@BBCBreakfast best Album? Madness - One Step Beyond And I still have it and listen to it dancing around the sitting room.

@vodafone_es Ok gracias

@Will_In_Spain @Will_In_Spain Will, sentimos las molestias que te hayan podido ocasionar en nuestro nombre, pero el número no pertenece a nuestra base de datos. Gracias por indicárnoslo, lo reportaremos. ¡Saludos!

@vodafone_es por favor, no llamar mi casa semena, no quero una nuevo compania, no quero tu sempre molesta mi. Basta

@vodafone_es 628675173

@Will_In_Spain @Will_In_Spain ¡Hola! ¿Podrías indicarnos el número que realizó la llamada? Vamos a revisarlo, gracias.

@Capt_Fishpaste Not an awful player, he was a good player with an awful attitude

Gotta say, I never liked or rated Maguire! Awful player! #SAFC

@TateNews_ Bonono

@CalltoActivism Good. You deserve it.

Trump fears if Kamala wins he’ll go to prison. What do you say to him?

@misty013 @JohnCleese That's still not it, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was the first book. So long and thanks for the fish was the fourth.

@Will_In_Spain @JohnCleese

Good bye, Twitter And thanks for dinner, Elon

@misty013 @JohnCleese That was Douglas Adams

@JohnCleese Goodbye and thanks for all the fish.