Malume

@rodgerschie @MudiwaHood @cock_mf Dzikisa volume kwake ndekwe kutaurisa!

@MudiwaHood @cock_mf Wangu just find a professional person ano runner your social media iwewe ongoita zvekuimba hako coz music ndokwako chaiko ikoko

These two young multi-millionaire businessmen, Hon Scott and Sir Wicknell should be celebrated, respected and honored for what they are doing in Zimbabwe. There is something that they are getting right, that some aren’t… call them names but UNAPOLOGETICALLY i see visionaries who will play an essential role in helping our country go forward. If ever i will organize a business seminar, these are voices i want to hear from amongst other business greats.

@surprise225 @pokellonaree Wagonesa enda unowona Victor!!!

@pokellonaree She is POkkeLLo POkkeLLo Nare She is beautifull She is successfull She is relevant Achirikungopisa Acharamba achipisa Haapere moto🔥

@21_tapiwa @HardTalkZw 🤌🏽ummm ndoma terrestrial manyama ka aya age wise i think mafamba but appearance makapfeka henyu yema2k!

Tell me one hit song from Holy 10 without a feature, and I will show you a virgin prostitute. He rides on other people's talent to be on the map.... chamatama wink d is bigger than your clan

@squakaDeBoiGari @hatiperi_wacho @wicknellchivayo @holytenmusic

@hatiperi_wacho Ndine zvandakazogaya kah @hatiperi_wacho pamberi nemunhu waMwari @wicknellchivayo ✊🤞

Tukai henyu but pakazoita mukana wekuti ndanzi sona magemenzi handirambe hangu guys.

BIOLOGY: A man is a male of the human species - his sexual organ is a penis which penetrates a vagina for pleasure but primarily reproduction. He has testicles which carry sperm which joins with an egg to produce a life A woman is a female of the human species - her sexual organ is a vagina which gets penetrated by a penis for pleasure and reproduction. Her sexual organ is more complicated than the male's, she has periods too. She gets pregnant too. She also has breasts which produce milk for the life she will have created An ANUS isn't a sexual reproductive organ!!!

Black people lined up to buy Gucci 😭 If you were to give the average black man, let's say a million dollars, he would most likely SPEND that money. Usually to buy overpriced clothes and sneakers, jewellery, exotic cars, slay queens and alcohol. In a few years he'll most likely be broke and blaming everyone and everything except himself If you were to also give an average white man, the same million dollars, he would most likely INVEST much of that money. Wear simple clothes, buy an average car and most importantly get married. In a few years time, he'll most likely have doubled that million and employing many people The greatest curse to the black folks is simply an insatiable consumerism culture Learn OR perish!!!

@tnaka_glen @Kupa07 Ndoma recipe epa boarding iwayo indyai makanyarara Boarding master

Ndoita sei naye mukadzi uyu 😂🙌🏻

Ladies, when a man slides in your DMs in the most appropriate manner and you're not interested or he is not your type, either make it clear or simply ignore. There's really no reason for you to take screenshots for the timeline. It's not a flex you think it is, rather you just come out as an attention seeking loser and someone who doesn't get approached that much You really think a beautiful girl who has hordes of men sliding in her DMs on a daily basis even has time to take screenshots, it is always these Shrek look alikes, posting screenshots trying to boost their fragile egos And the reason why you simply can't ignore or even block the man in your DMs even if they're being disrespectful is because you know very well if you do so, the likes which mean so much to you will plummet. You want the attention and validation to be able to say "so n so will be in my DMs talking to themselves" And to the guys, 99.9% of the women you'll see on social media have zero interest in you. They just want to use you for free attention and lead you on for an ego boost. Value your attention, you DM a woman and she ignores you, unsend the message and unfollow her As a man have self respect, a woman not responding to your message is a message itself, take a hint, she's not interested. You really look desperate when you end up writing paragraphs or sending message after message to someone not responding to you or barely replying you And last but definitely not least, before you DM a woman, think of what that message would look like as a screenshot. Like it or not, women are addicted to attention, anything you send can be used as a way to get social media clout, even if it means disparaging and humiliating you Learn OR perish!!!

@takue_xyz Dako rine man’a

Asi vanhu vanouya netuma Toyota vitz nehonda fit kuCar wash are you trying to say hamuna sink kumba kwenyu?🤣🤣

@LindelwaMabuya Let me deal with that pimple😎

@Shadaya_Knight @tashienga Shadaya you now being too soft these days!

Not that I'm trying to justify unhygienic mannersims, but maybe when you say we smell or look filthy, consider that not all of us have the privilege of working behind desks. Some of us do those manual jobs, you're bound to sweat and pick up dust. Just saying

For good eyes, eat carrot 🥕 For good skin, eat lemon 🍋 For good gut, eat cabbage 🥬 For good prostate, eat tomato 🍅 For good kidney, drink water 🥛 For good heart, eat avocado 🥑 For cough, eat pinneaple 🍍 For stress, eat banana🍌 For hydration, eat cucumber 🥒 For strong bones & immunity, eat eggs🥚 For diarrhoea, eat coconut🥥 For good errection, eat watermelon 🍉 For others, repost 🔁

@_Auraxx Heyy lazy champ go and make your hands dirty then enjoy the fruits of your own labor!!!

I hate it when women put me in a position where I have to defend men

@ZimEye That which flies will land one day, the head of a monkey is now a cup!🤣

Do you remember how powerful this man was between 2003 and 2016?

1. THE LEMBA PEOPLE OF AFRICA Historians believe that the Lemba people group, also known as the Balemba, Basena, Basoni, Vamwenye, Varemba and Balepa, are descendants of Yemenite Jews. The Lemba reside mainly in Southern Africa.

How to reduce potbelly 1. Avoid sugars: soda, honey, fruit juice, etc, will make you add weight. 2. Eat vegetables: cabbage, cucumber, etc, helps reduce fats. 3. Eat proteins: meats, fish, eggs, beans, helps you build lean weight. 4. Hit the gym 4-5X/week: lift weights preferably, no matter how small, it's good for your muscles 5. Say no to alcohol: it causes fatty liver and stresses out your liver. 6. Reduce your stress level: have rest periods, or protected hours. 7. Intermittent fasting: is good for your weight and body functions. 8. Rest more: specifically, have sufficient sleep. 9. Drink more water: is good for your metabolism. 10. Repost: is good for others.

@NkhosiLa Keep pushing dear you are a living testimony that the Lord really exist❤️❤️❤️

A first of September 🌸🍂🍂

@wisyc1 Isu vekuZoomer tatoona nipple iro wakosha iweee🤓

Good evening Zimbabwe💥 I’m giving away these 2 laptops. Lucky winners to be announced tomorrow🇿🇼🇦🇪 Retweet and follow me for more Dubai-Harare deals🔁💥 🇦🇪🇿🇼

@Hartmadhaure @bosskimhucci 🤣🤣🤣you nailed it

@bosskimhucci Do you know that kt munhu sikana anokwanisa ita lost her virginity throu walking 🤓

Why do Virgins No Longer Bleed During SEX?