Wilmodt Payne

@lordvictor Common words among married couples I'm sure,

I heard you masturbated without asking my permission first. There will be consequences.

@Sola_Requiem Thrice on the money, did you even need Grok for that?

@Wilmodt Either pretentious poser, gay twink, or someone who likes rifts.

Tell me your favorite band and I'll tell you what kind of man you are.

@thoroughblessed @lordvictor That's enough twitter for you Joe.

@lordvictor 😯Ooh. ☝️😌 Shitsy-Bitsy Spigh-Turd. 🤔Or Itsy-Shitsy.

the average person swallows 844 spiders every night

@that_one_mook Bane of my self teaching eyes, can't keep 'em the same across illustrations of the same character.

Eyes are kinda hard to draw Their base shape is easy--almost anything passes depending on style. But even subtle changes in size, positioning, etc completely change the vibes of a piece

@VT5210 I mean to disclose they flooded the chat with outdated Chuck Norris memes, in compressed jog format no less.

@Wilmodt I meant Chuck Norris, I didn't know he was conservative. I imagine what they were saying wasn't good.

Pray for the Grim Reaper 🙏

@VT5210 Brainwashed is more like it. They give takes woefully behind the political curve on puppets, as though the strings aren't even there.

@Wilmodt Was he right wing or something

@GemCaracal My plans are wondering why a gem cutter furry hasn't a cave-dwelling fursona: bat, dragon, kobold, mole, etc.

My plans for this weekend What are y'alls plans?

@thoroughblessed What else but outdated Chuck Norris memes, I'll bet they had a folder of 'em at the ready.

@Wilmodt What did those compressions contain?

Just learned that Chuck Norris died. End of an era.

@VT5210 He owns this whole G*dd@mπ simulation bro

At this point I wish Satan owned this website

@thoroughblessed Ah, ignore those marks.

@Wilmodt Who did you mean to quote? I ask because you used a quotation mark.

We’re some kind of… bipedal… tool-wielding… “fire ape”. “Pyromancing murder monkey” is catchy, but, while we are primates, we’re technically apes, not monkeys.

@BENZOTOOIE Did you get a tooth replaced with comedy gold recently or something

Mavis: Jonathan, you can’t be here, you’re a human, not a monster! Dracula in the other room:

@thoroughblessed Am I inadvertently quoting a philosopher?

@Wilmodt Didn’t that dude drink himself to death?

@LorepawYT I'm convinced he showed John Project Looking Glass technology.

maybe the reason Jesus crashed out so hard about the fig tree was because he was about to show his disciples fig newton technology.

@BENZOTOOIE This post needs to skyrocket. You forced a laugh out of me in a quiet place.

What does the woman represent?

@litteralyme0 Leo confessed to cannibalism in the Epstein documents, and we're still using him for memes.

How it feels to spend money on something I actually need

@fangscoff Forgive what is likely a repeat question, how did you come to know artists similar in style such as Furalicious, Katsu, sardinecrackers, Sinto_J, TFiddler, zankies87-- am I missing anyone? Did you meet at the minotaur fan club?

Open to everyone!