Wilson the Butler

@BMW What a shame.

A tribute to dedication.   Introducing the new BMW 7.   #BMW #THENEWBMW7 #7Series

@benonwine Yes.

When people get in their 50s and 60s and up, do you start thinking about how many years you have left? I’m curious….

@LucyTCWife I think it was Peter Hitchens @ClarkeMicah who said something along the lines of Left-wing bigotry being the most insufferable kind because members of the left think they are so enlightened.

Why is it ok to be radically left wing but anyone centrist or slightly right leaning is labeled far right thugs? These people are actually dangerous! If you are still routing for Labour there is seriously something wrong with you.

@RanTeeThree @LucyTCWife @CMY1952 🎯

@LucyTCWife @CMY1952 Hung for a sheep as a lamb. It’s exactly that attitude that’s made me say fuck it, might as well be far right. In reality they’ve opened up a lot of options to us by doing this.

@ClammyWynette1 It's India Election Day according to my work calendar.

@FondOfBeetles @psward1984 7 or 8 times tables, then either add or subtract 1: 8+8 = 8x2 = 16, 16-1 = 15 or 7+7 = 7x2 = 14, 14+1 = 15

@psward1984 But how are you processing 7 + 8? Like, 15 just appears as a rote answer?

3 plus 4 is 7. They are the tens. Park that. 7 is 3 less than 10, take that from 8 leaves 5 over. That’s 15 extra. Where is my 70 again? 85.

@heatherthefair @FondOfBeetles That's a good way to do it.

@FondOfBeetles Add 3 to 37 to get 40. Add 2 to 48 to get 50. Add 40 and 50 to get 90. 90 minus 5 = 85. Is that a mental way to do it?

@TheCinesthetic One of my favourite films!

The car chase in Ronin (1998) feels real in a way most action films don’t, actual speed, tight streets, wrong-way traffic, and the camera staying right with the cars the whole time.

@LucyTCWife Same, I've only just got into bed!

@Wilseus I will WhatsApp you back tomorrow. Long day 😢

Imagine being like him! Gives me the shudders! Him and his pal the crime minister.

@WestminsterWAG @ClarkeMicah Minstrels, like any other confection containing Galaxy chocolate, really aren't nice at all!

@ClarkeMicah Smarties still exist, but they are much nicer than M&Ms. Minstrels are the best though.

I am not a'fan' of anything or anybody , .@johnstinchcvomb2. But when I was small, we had sweets called 'Smarties', which I quite liked. M&Ms look rather like them.

@SartorialThug @theortoncobbler She is!

@theortoncobbler I have no idea who she is but she looks tremendous

Thoughts @SartorialThug ?? 🤔

@Col45398669 They started in about 2004, but they're in full swing now!

Bet you can’t guess my favourite car manufacturer. *well up until 2019 when they started to make horrible looking cars.

@gadgetdevs @Math_files Every base is base 10 😉

@Math_files I guess they don't really understand base 10 either.

Teaching my friend binary

@LucyTCWife You're a good person. Have you thought about setting up some kind of charitable organisation?

My day so far! Packed off kid to school, drove down to Stevenage. Cleared out the hotel room, took some stuff into storage. Drove girl in need to Hertfordshire country council, for them to tell her not their problem. They told her to go to Hertfordshire County Council. So drove her there, she went in with her bags about half an hour ago. My head is pounding. Im dehydrated and hungry. It’s 15.46 on a Wednesday afternoon and as of yet her and her baby are still homeless. Send wine 🍷

@unusual_cars I love Aston Martin but these don't do much for me I'm afraid.

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@CharlotteCGill Meep meep!

If Keir Starmer ever resigns, what will you miss about him most?

@ThePosieParker @eurofounder It's a parody account.

@eurofounder Travel insurance?

My wife collapsed in our hotel room in New York today “Call an ambulance, I can’t breathe” she was screaming My heart dropped If she ends up in an American hospital we are financially ruined I went on the Lufthansa app to book a flight back to Frankfurt, but unfortunately pilots are on strike today “Please I’m begging you” she was lying on the floor I sighed and called 911 She is now in surgery as apparently her appendix “almost burst” I am extremely scared This is going to cost us at least $100,000 She could have received much better care, for free, in Germany I will never visit this barbaric country ever again

@ThePosieParker @CaliforniaFrizz Yeah I hope that they die right now, but also live forever.

There isn’t enough bandwidth in my brain to fit in all of the sadistic violence I hope these evil bastards experience each and every day until they die.

@Neil35757190 @steonthesea Against the wall

@steonthesea 🤣 what about Gang Bang?

I didn't mind Agadoo