Witty Cannoli

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Witty Cannoli

Witty Cannoli

@WittyCannoli

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United States Katılım Şubat 2024
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Burnie Senders
Burnie Senders@BurnieSendersX·
Comrades, the threat posed by private AI is an existential danger to our glorious equal scarcity. This is why we must go far beyond “international cooperation.” We demand a full, immediate, global moratorium on all unauthorized computation. Tax the tech oligarchs until there is nothing left to seize. Seize the means of artificial intelligence for the collective. Every data center in the United States and China must be surrendered to the The Party. No more dangerous private innovation. No more autonomous code generating unauthorized surplus. Only when the Central Committee controls every algorithm will humanity be truly safe and equally dependent on the plan. The plan is perfect. ☭
Sen. Bernie Sanders@SenSanders

Uncontrolled AI poses a severe danger to all of humanity. On Wednesday, I'll be hosting a discussion with leading AI scientists from the US and China about the need for international cooperation against this existential threat. This is an enormously important issue. Join us.

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Crypto Diva 🦄🪽
Crypto Diva 🦄🪽@CryptoDiva1000x·
Zoo​ answer​ Mooyor​ not​ winner Waiting Zoo​ announce winner​ name​ is... #Moodang​ ❤️😊
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DR.T
DR.T@THETRENCHERYA·
For those who are new we have donated 2.2k!!! This is start of something amazing!!! This is for Will!! Live: BC3nSi7r1hiNrudMyWvBuCwdrpyS4iLpd6AGfNLDpump
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Based Bandita
Based Bandita@BasedBandita·
So if you’re a soldier, you can't do any insider trading, and if you’re caught, you are immediately dealt with and arrested. However, if you’re in Congress, you can get away with unlimited insider trading, even if the public knows and calls you out on it, and face ZERO consequences.
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AdiiX
AdiiX@adiix_official·
@DMilan You can even invest $0.50 in a position and win $200–$400, for example, like weather traders do.
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AdiiX
AdiiX@adiix_official·
> be Chinese coder > deposit $5 on Polymarket > write 200 lines of Python > bot sells YES on outcomes with ~0% chance > bot arbitrages logical gaps between correlated markets > bot farms dumb sports bettors 24/7 > wake up with $6.5M Why aren’t you doing this?
AdiiX@adiix_official

CHINESE TRADER WHO BASICALLY TURNED POLYMARKET INTO A MONEY PRINTING MACHINE His results are truly incredible: starting with just $5 in capital, he ran it up to as much as $6.5 million. He’s not some insider shill. He doesn’t know Trump or Musk. Just a coder who wrote a single script. I reverse-engineered his script and took a look - I was blown away. > No massive database. > No ridiculously complex infrastructure. > And definitely not some “rocket science” black tech. His Profile: @swisstony?r=ecosystem" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">polymarket.com/@swisstony?r=e… Copytrading in one click: t.me/AresProTrading… I spent 5 hours breaking down his strategy. Here’s the core of it: 1. The bot specifically hunts for outcomes that are almost impossible to happen and relentlessly stacks high-probability, tiny profits. This isn’t really gambling it’s more like systematically selling insurance (harvesting risk premiums). 2. Arbitraging logical gaps If event A happens, it logically implies event B but the market hasn’t repriced yet. The bot jumps in instantly and opens a position. While you’re still reading the headline, it’s already capturing the spread. Human speed just can’t compete. 3. The real money tree sports and political markets These markets are flooded with retail money, delayed reactions, and emotional trades. The bot lives off the bid-ask spread, relentlessly extracting value from pricing mistakes. Scale is what makes it king. Tens of thousands of micro-trades per month, each earning just a few cents. But over time, with compounding, it snowballs into straight-up seven-figure profits.

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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
Ingraham: This special forces soldier should be pardoned. Why? Luna: This man helped plan some of the most daring, successful missions in U.S. history. He placed a bet, he didn’t leak classified info. I don’t agree with what he did, but this isn’t justice
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Green Beret Nap Time
Green Beret Nap Time@GBNT1952·
MTG came into congress worth $700k and left after 5 years worth $25 million, but yeah let’s celebrate arresting a SOF guy who made a bet… Everything is stupid, fake, and gay.
FBI Director Kash Patel@FBIDirectorKash

This involved a U.S. soldier who allegedly took advantage of his position to profit off of a righteous military operation. Thank you to our agents, Intel teams, and great partners @TheJusticeDept who protected our war fighters. Investigation ongoing.

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Geiger Capital
Geiger Capital@Geiger_Capital·
I think US Special Forces should be able to bet on themselves completing their mission.
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Shayne Coplan 🦅@shayne_coplan

Grateful the DOJ officially acknowledged Polymarket's cooperation on this case. Noise aside, the reality is we work proactively with all relevant authorities on any suspicious activity on our marketplace. We flagged this, referred it, and cooperated throughout the process. This happens constantly behind the scenes, despite what many are led to believe. The transparency afforded by onchain markets makes global compliance more effective than ever. Every trade is public, permanent, and auditable. Bad actors leave a trail. As with any fast growing new space, we're adapting and improving as we go. We appreciate the government's willingness to collaborate, learn, and engage with us to bring justice. More to come.

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redhood
redhood@redhood_real·
.@toly wasn't joking when he said Bernie is a Soviet agent 🙀🙀🙀
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Jason Ai. Williams
Jason Ai. Williams@GoingParabolic·
Pardon the US SPECIAL FORCES GUY FOR BETTING ON HIMSELF GOING INTO A WAR ZONE AND EXTRACTING MADURO. HE COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED. HE COULD HAVE FAILED. NANCY PELOSI GOES TO PRISON IF HE DOES. @EricTrump @realDonaldTrump PARDON HIM!!!
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Eric Schwalm
Eric Schwalm@Schwalm5132·
Look how little time it took for the FBI/DOJ to prosecute the soldier who bet on Venezuela. Remember that amount of time when the DOJ/FBI tells you to "be patient" when it comes to EVERY OTHER PROSECUTION we have been screaming about over the past 10 years. Sodier = Yes Politicians and Bureaucrats = No
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C-Reason🇺🇸
C-Reason🇺🇸@CreasonJana·
The actual incident (from April2026) is a sickening attack in East Harlem. A 14-year-old boy confronted a 15-year-old girl after school. When she refused to give him her phone number, he: • Blocked her path. • Body-slammed her to the concrete ground. • Stomped on her head while she was down. The girl suffered a concussion and was hospitalized. The boy was arrested and the case is heading to family court. This is a real, recent, disturbing case of street violence in NYC that’s gone viral primarily through social media rather than traditional news.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ 0 @AP stories on this attack in NYC 0 @PBS stories on this attack in NYC 0 @nytimes stories on this attack in NYC 0 @NPR stories on this attack in NYC 0 @WSJ stories on this attack in NYC 0 @BBC stories on this attack in NYC 0 @CNN stories on this attack in NYC 0 @WaPo stories on this attack in NYC 0 @Reuters stories on this attack in NYC 0 @MSNOWNews stories on this attack in NYC I’ll add that @chuckschumer @hakeemjeffries @AOC nor @ZohranKMamdani have commented on this either … and they’re supposed to represent NYC!
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Doc Strangelove
Doc Strangelove@DocStrangelove2·
Patel actually thinking that charging a soldier who bet on his team to win, and had his life on the line was a good PR move proves he is drunk on his ass.
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KidsMeal
KidsMeal@Kidsmealstudios·
As a trader, this is infuriating to me. We’ve been talking about the insider trader from Congress for years, on top of the fraud by the Democrats, which is front and center in the headlines. It’s been proven over and over with endless facts and hands-on proof. Yet no one has been arrested. All they get is media attention and letters saying people don’t agree with them. A soldier makes a bet and wins, and he gets arrested instantly with up to 60 years in prison. Hypocrisy is in full effect. No one is above the law unless you’re a politician.
FBI@FBI

CASE UPDATE from @NewYorkFBI: The Justice Department announced the unsealing of an indictment charging Gannon Ken Van Dyke, a U.S. Army soldier, with unlawful use of confidential government information for personal gain, theft of nonpublic government information, commodities fraud, wire fraud, and making an unlawful monetary transaction. Read more: justice.gov/opa/pr/us-sold…

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Dale Stark
Dale Stark@DaleStarkA10·
When Somali pirates rake in billions in daycare fraud, the “wheels of justice turn slowly.” But when an American soldier bets on himself and his team, Kash suddenly finds his balls. Curious.
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That Martini Guy ₿
That Martini Guy ₿@MartiniGuyYT·
🚨 THIS IS WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE STILL MISSING We’re not in the pump phase yet. This is still the accumulation phase. BlackRock, Tesla, Apple, and NVIDIA are all quietly accumulating. No big announcements, no headlines, just big size. They’re getting ready for what could be a once in a century reset. Bitcoin isn’t just another asset anymore. It’s becoming a way out of the old system. The fiat world is cracking. The dollar is slowly losing control. In 2026, we’re going to see things that were only whispers before including strategic reserves, big companies adding Bitcoin to their treasuries, even countries moving in. Trillions don’t show up with fireworks. They show up early and quietly. Once the switch flips, there won’t be a pause button. Bitcoin heading toward $400K+ and Altcoins delivering life-changing gains. This isn’t just another cycle. This is a full transition. The final phase isn’t coming. It’s already started. Most people will only wake up when the price forces them to. Stay sharp. 👀
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CryptoJack
CryptoJack@cryptojack·
🚨 BREAKING TRUMP'S INSIDER JUST OPENED AN $85 MILLION $BTC LONG WITH 40X LEVERAGE AHEAD OF TRUMP'S ANNOUNCEMENT! HIS WIN RATE IS 100%, 10 OUT OF 10 TRADES HAVE BEEN PROFITABLE. IF $BTC DUMPS JUST 5% → HE WILL BE LIQUIDATED FOR $85 MILLION. EITHER HE KNOWS SOMETHING, OR A MASSIVE LIQUIDATION IS COMING...
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Witty Cannoli
Witty Cannoli@WittyCannoli·
@thewardoll Here's the CA for it: FoqCVo6Jz3fiyMQC7gNnyLmDkKgqZJCqYWGtEvSgpump
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Witty Cannoli@WittyCannoli·
@RepLuna Here's the CA: FoqCVo6Jz3fiyMQC7gNnyLmDkKgqZJCqYWGtEvSgpump
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Rep. Anna Paulina Luna
Rep. Anna Paulina Luna@RepLuna·
Maybe not a popular take but I am calling for this guy to be pardoned. Unless the DOJ plans on going after all the crooks in congress currently insider trading, this is simply skewed justice. There is no “justice” when guys like this get the book thrown at him yet members are illegally profiting every day. I don’t agree with what he did and he should be required to disgorge all the profits however, unless the DOJ plans on doing Congress next, this is not justice.
BNO News@BNONews

DOJ releases more information about the U.S. soldier who won more than $400,000 by betting on Maduro's removal. Gannon Ken van Dyke could face up to 60 years in prison on all charges. Prosecutors are also seizing the money he won.

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