Witz Capital

@Remzztrades lmfao you weren’t wrong. i was just checking the price based on your last tweet. helluva timed call.

$HIVE

Imagine being bearish in a super cycle we won’t see for the next 10 years Dork

@GlobeEyeNews makes sense he’s a muslim activist

Zohran Mamdani to skip the Israel Day Parade in New York, becoming the first mayor in 61 years to do so.

@naglag23 @Jimblac00 @Chopmonie_1 ahhhhh, okay. valid.

@Witz_Capital @Jimblac00 @Chopmonie_1 And ASAP is the reason he’s bringing it up lol

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@jukan05 @Winterrose i second that.

@Winterrose Google

who is worth more in 10 years?

@Jimblac00 @Chopmonie_1 it’s been 10 years ! 🤣

@Witz_Capital @Chopmonie_1 2009-2016 More bothering, we’re talking about it

@Chimz_C4 @Chopmonie_1 🤣

@Witz_Capital @Chopmonie_1 WHERE SHE AT!? 🎶

Kathy Hochul can keep her woke agenda. We're throwing it where it belongs, in the trash. When I am Governor, it's common sense that runs New York.

@MurrayHillGuy1 honestly, yes.

Top 10 worst experiences as a man: 1. Getting the HR text from a girl you actually liked 2. Random meeting with HR put on your work calendar 3. Your best wingman getting a girlfriend 4. Your dog being sick 5. Missing a parlay by 1 leg 6. Your sports team losing a playoff game in heartbreaking fashion 7. Finishing in under 4 seconds knowing you’ll never see her again now 8. The spins in bed after a night out knowing you’re absolutely cooked 9. Getting woken up at 3 AM by a calf cramp 10. Being fat

Nobody is telling you how FUCKED New York City's infrastructure actually is right now. Everyone is watching the flood footage. The cars underwater. The subway stations turned into swimming pools. Nobody is talking about the fact that six inches of rain just paralyzed a global city. Not a hurricane. Not a once-in-a-century storm. Six inches. In a few hours. And the Long Island Expressway shut down in both directions. The F train suspended. Flash flood warnings across every borough. By rain. → Cost of fixing this: deferred for decades → Cost of not fixing it: the entire city grinds to a halt → That is not a weather problem. That is a maintenance problem. NYC's catch-basin cleaning fleet was 63% out of service during prior storms. By end of 2023 it was 77% out of service. The city had 19 functional trucks for five boroughs. Nineteen trucks. For eight million people. 💀 Here's what nobody is explaining to you: This doesn't just change THIS storm. This changes ALL storms. Forever. → NYC has 7,400 miles of combined storm and sewer pipes that back up the moment rainfall exceeds capacity → Many of those pipes are over 100 years old — built before cars existed, let alone SUVs and modern runoff volumes → Fewer than half of the city's 964 priority catch basins were inspected before recent storms hit → This exact same thing happened in 2023. And 2025. Same expressway. Same subway lines. Same excuses. → The city knows which drains are clogged. They have a data-driven priority list. → They just don't have the trucks to clean them. → So every time it rains hard, the same streets flood, the same trains stop, the same headlines run. → And then nothing changes until the next storm proves it again. The source tweet said it directly: "Six inches of rain shouldn't do this to a major city, but clogged drains and years of deferred maintenance will." That's not a weather forecast. That's a confession. New York spent decades deferring the maintenance bill. May 21, 2026 is what the invoice looks like. Bookmark this. You're watching the biggest infrastructure failure since the last time it rained. I'll keep you updated. Turn on notifications. 🚨

@MrBusby4o8 hahahahahahahah and?

That guy is a Trumper btw

@BernieSanders how are you giving that money back to something family? direct checks? exactly how do you deliver on such a promise when the gvt over promises and under delivers notoriously

Mr. Bezos: Let's have that debate. Under my 5% billionaires wealth tax, we'd: -Give $12K to a working family of 4 -Expand Medicare for dental, vision, hearing -Guarantee universal childcare -Raise starting teacher pay to $60K And you'd still be worth $269 billion after taxes.

@t_sadiity seltzer and unsweetened iced tea

Those who cut out soda completely, what did you switch to‼️‼️

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@MurrayHillGuy1 she knows.

Friend has hooked up with a girl a few times He really likes her, the sex is good, but let’s just say there’s an issue down there where it does not smell good He’s embarrassed to bring it up… clearly she doesn’t know. What should he do?

@poorteffy every world

In what world has a dub ever meant 1 gram

weird that people will disagree with this just because they hate how successful and rich he has become.

@qwgleas @NYCMayor explain. in depth.

@Witz_Capital @NYCMayor Uhhhh it definitely would, what?

I know a few teachers in Queens who would beg to differ.