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i’m voting for kamala harris in a swing state so that elon musk might kill him self

a saga

Listen, it's easy to criticize the cops

Today I helped push a random girls car from an illegal spot 40’ down to a legal spot to avoid a tow. The car worked fine. We had to push it bc none of the 8 people around us could blow a 0 and she had a dui device. It was truly the most Wisconsin form of midwestern hospitality.

So you know that new Godzilla toy with the removable skin? Well uh, what if I did this

Under this radical decision, a child victim of rape could be forced to give birth to her rapist’s child. This is Handmaid’s Tale shit.

This isn’t the first time we’ve seen an unmarked pile of dirt in this franchise

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To be as diplomatic as possible to folks whose impulse here is to enter into another round of "Do you think Trump would be better?" scolding, please understand that can't fix this by chiding people mourning the dead, you have to address the policy itself.

One day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this.

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@katiecooperco @literElly All of this is PRACTICE for her eventual goal of building a full castle.

My favorite tiktok account right now is this woman building a secret tunnel under her home. She’s brilliant.

Yeah, therapy is great and all, but have you felt the inner peace after pairing up a big pile of socks without a straggler?

the mountain goats played Going to Georgia tonight. tumblr has fallen. we got Going to Georgia back

@Crisoleno @ajessilee Gas canisters or sponge rounds

@ajessilee I'm sorry but why in gods name is this guy bringing a grenade launcher to the hill bomb

@AdamSinger @ParkerMolloy It's not even telling you to die. It's saying that it would be a shame if anything were to happen to your dear old grandma who paid for your college, but if she were to fall down an elevator shaft onto 16 bullets, at least your debt would go away!

weird that Twitter's source code being posted online isn't trending on Twitter. I'm certain this is just because nobody's especially interested in this non-story, no other actions at work here