Tim McLaughlin

My unattractive family and I will take our business elsewhere. GOOD DAY!

@willmenaker That’s a ripe old age for an elephant hunter

If you think this is "funny" or "cool" you are an antisocial nihilist. You are the problem. Did the elephants not consider using the legal system to hold bad actors to account instead of just murdering this guy?

@DJFamousName @JaneDashley It’s a typo for “pawing”

@JaneDashley what is he pouring into the young men?

In a very MAGA part of north Texas, this homeschool sports league hired a known child sex offender and this was the waiver they tried to get parents to sign acknowledging this. You’ve really got to read this

@RequiemLestat33 @lrchandley Hit dogs hollering I see

@lrchandley Nope. He was, is and forever will be a pandering cunt. Ever since he called Ricky Gervais, "Poor little cis white boy." Forgetting the fact that Acaster is also white, you just don't insult someone infinitely funnier at the craft than you. What a fucking tool.

Well that James Acaster gig was mad. Great gig interrupted by an absolute arsehole.

@ExpensiveFlight @Jordan_W_Taylor @g1de0nr There are only "no positives to smoking" if you ignore the fact that many people enjoy it enormously.

@Jordan_W_Taylor @g1de0nr Depends, smoking doesn’t just have zero health benefits but is appallingly bad for your health. There are no positives to smoking, only negatives.

I can't agree with this. Smoking may be a grim habit, but what an adult does to their own body is their own choice. This sets a nasty precedent. Should the state have opinions on other areas of lifestyle, or diet, as well? It's none of their business. The link is about legislation that's finished drafting in the UK to ban cigarettes for all people born after 2008. bbc.com/news/articles/…

@graceyldn I have a feeling that “get better at elections” will come back to bite him

“If you’ve got power you can’t just wield it willy nilly” is a phrase I’ll be using from now on I’m afraid.

@Chronus8 @sphericaltime @SteHowarth3 @AlanRMacLeod The value of her investment if the services funded by council tax (like schools) didn’t exist would fall dramatically, so it’s reasonable to ask why other residents should make up the shortfall to preserve the value of a strangers investment vehicle.

@sphericaltime @SteHowarth3 @AlanRMacLeod That's not why the charge council tax rates on second homes. It's to tax people out of buying houses for investments - so people can use them as houses - and it raises revenue, bit like stamp duty.

Yes, because you now have two homes.

@evilasslesbian @DefectivePigg Experienced travelers always taste the water in the sink to make sure nothing unhygienic has happened

@DefectivePigg Ok but how did they actually know

@Grey_Man_X @ChristianHeiens My children are not my political project because I’m neither a sociopath nor a terrible parent

Here is what we should do. Have 5-6 babies that will grow up to be conservative patriots. In 18 years this shit ends. Go find a boyfriend or a girlfriend (not a tranny). Take this person on dates, get to know them, love them. Then marry and have a football team of patriots after performing the bedroom Olympics. Understood? It’s that simple. Go save the country now and put your PlayStation controller down, put your bottle of alcohol down, and do what needs to be done.

Almost every county in Virginia moved hard to the Right compared to 2025 and even 2024. Most of Rural Virginia appears poised to perform Trump's margins by enough to shift the entire state to NO....if NOVA followed suit as well. But NOVA did not follow suit. Most Northern Virginia counties moved to the LEFT of 2024. And that's the ball game. Virginia is under hostile occupation. We are ruled out of Fairfax County, and there's nothing we can do about it.

@ShaunH22 @PhilipProudfoot The bear and ragged staff is historically associated with Warwickshire. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_W…

@PhilipProudfoot What's with all the weird bear stuff?

While this is, honest to god real, an Office style mockumentry about a Reform-controlled council somewhere in Middle England would be hilarious.

@WelsonWarlock @AGoldmund @timheidecker x.com/dril/status/54…

@AGoldmund @timheidecker Lmao I am acting normal. I find it very funny how you think calling me a cracker gets me pressed, and even moreso the fact that the onion will now have 2 sites bleeding users. You however are having a shit fit, replying to me, a literal "who"

The onion has announced that with the help of the Sandy Hook families, it has reached a deal to take over infowars and that @timheidecker will be their creator director. theonion.info

@NoblestCalling @thechosenberg I hope he said "Skuppers" with a rising whistle instead of "I do"

@thechosenberg This is annoying but there is no way he wasn't already like this when she agreed to marry him

Annoying or whimsical ?

I mean Baldrick isn't for everyone.

You have to please customers too Lowes, this is business 101

Great, now I have to get my attorney to review this before I go to BK again

The lengths to which Americans will go to avoid saying “12 liters”