WorstGroup
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WorstGroup
@WorstgroupUK
Delivering failing rail contracts and handling horrible busses. Owner of @DeptTransportUK and most rail contracts (we will get more). (Parody)
Katılım Eylül 2023
24 Takip Edilen144 Takipçiler

@Department28386 Why? When we could by all the education trusts like @SBMatYork
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We would love for @WorstgroupUK to buy us
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Please note, this will be Worstgroup policy.
Grand Cancel@GrandCancel
#BREAKING We will be playing "All I Want For Christmas Is You" - Mariah Carey on our trains (if they run) 24/7 to annoy retail workers.
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@helltrains1 @LNEFailway @northernfailway @tpenninedistres @TPE_Slay @GoAwayGroup You should know. We don’t as we just work from home. ^SM
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What's the best thing about Hell - Sorry Hull? The ferry to the Netherlands! As we, @northernfailway, @tpenninedistres @TPE_Slay and @LNEFailway have cancelled all of our trains and @GoAwayGroup have cancelled their buses.
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@helltrains1 @LNEFailway @northernfailway @tpenninedistres @TPE_Slay @GoAwayGroup And our HQ is up there. ^SM
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@LNEFailway @northernfailway @tpenninedistres @TPE_Slay @GoAwayGroup Our admin is outsourced, we're currently at @WorstgroupUK HQ ^Mark
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@SW_Help @godalmingtc Does that include an on-time SWF service? ^PR
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Farncombe Christmas Market, brought to you by @SW_Help & @godalmingtc, takes place in the station Car Park on Saturday 2 December from 10am-4pm.
Christmas gifts and crafts and local produce available plus festive tunes from Godalming Band. Food and hot drinks also available.

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@OhMyGerardz @WorstgroupUK, did you fit Adelante engines to it? ^PR
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@LumnoFailTravel @ASLEFunion We are proud to be making disruption. Because what are trains without strikes in the uk? ^SM
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@ASLEFunion are conducting industrial action from 1 December 2023 - 9 December 2023, Lumno Fail will not be affected by this, we will be affected by corporate issues thanks to our partners at @WorstgroupUK. 1/2
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@GrandCancel We are delighted to announce this change! This partnership will deliver even more shit to the railway, we can’t wait! ^SM
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#BREAKING We are delighted to have been purchased by @WorstgroupUK, expect our service to further deteriate and for prices to skyrocket.
#ThankYouPrivatisation
#ThankYouTories
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#BREAKING @GrandCancel has signed a codeshare agreement with @Ryanair, meaning that you can seamlessly Interchange between the UK's worst train company and Europe's worst airline.

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@GrandCancel @SWFailway @Ryanair I don’t think we have that budget. We would have to cancel our grand shareholder holiday. But, you’re always welcome for free lounge access, and access to our private helicopter. ^SM
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@GrandCancel @DeptTransportUK @reformparty_uk He is one of our board members already. The perks of privatising the government. ^AW
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@GrandCancel I tried applying for a job on your form but it said I was fired! I need a job for when I inevitably lose this one!!! ^JH
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@CricketAleTrain @CrossChaos56 @GrandCancel We are also buying more adalantes for your inconvenience. ^SM
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@CrossChaos56 @GrandCancel Crikey, you must have outbid TfW!
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BREAKING: We have purchsed 2 Adelantes from @GrandCancel to make our services even more unreliable.

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@LastManchester @GoAwayGroup You can always get access to our special @WorstgroupUK events and get Steve on your team.
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