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@chuts_25 I have a half acre in thigio. On tarmac.

Do you have 2 acres in Gikambura or Limuru that you'd wish to sell. kindly contact us on 0725092233 let's help you get that Client.

@ivymuthe Any man driving a fielder.

Which car if you see a man driving you definetely know he is someone's husband?

@Kanu_Chinomnso @seyikanbai Well at least I had a home. Unlike you who clearly was brought up on the streets. Now listen little man, this is my final engagement with you. It is beneath me to interact with scum. Run along...

@XDonDawn @seyikanbai That’s your proof you had zero home training.

“The reason why Nollywood actors and actresses are poor is because we don’t get Royalties for what we do, we only get paid for our appearance at the shoot. That’s why everyone is running to Youtube” — Patience Ozokwo says 🤦🏾‍♂️

@Kanu_Chinomnso @seyikanbai And yours should have taught you, when she had time to spare from selling her body, to learn to speak to men greater than you with respect. What does a fukn villager like you know anyway? Crawl back into your hole and stfu

@XDonDawn @seyikanbai Talking without thinking. Go back read how Royalties operate and then come correct yourself. I believe your mother taught you to think before you speak. Listen to her advice.

@EnergyUp_ God's way of protecting all men. They are natural noise reduction filters. Even God knows women just won't stfu.

If hair starts growing on your ears, your body is probably trying to tell you something.

@phinrapture The Kenyan one by miles. It's not even close

Which bracelet is more popular worldwide?

Before technology advanced, everything was art and elegance…

@047County how do I check where a parking penalty is from? I have received a message asking me to pay a parking penalty but can't log in to the portal.

@KenyaPower_Care power has not been restored in Langata since yesterday evening. What's going on?

Bro went back to kindergarten because of A$$🤣🤣

@honeymoon250 Dust. Maybe a spider if you're lucky.

@Matt_Pinner Arsenal win EPL

In 3 words or less! 😱

@KenyaPower_Care Kindly give me an update on the outage in Langata ref: 14384431

@sciencegirl It's a hippotatoemas

Do you see a CAT or a MOUSE

@samProDev @the_sambu Boss what are you even saying? Makes absolutely no sense.

@the_sambu “Bait the investigative crew”… so he just sends the amount via Mpesa knowing very well these are journalists. The journalists clearly reversed the money as a ploy to twist the truth and amplify their predetermined story. Ask them to give you the unedited interview.

Prophet Owuor granted an interview to the TV47 Investigations team, a decision his advisors appeared to believe would help reinforce their narrative about his ministry. However, the line of questioning made it clear this was not a propaganda piece but a serious investigative inquiry. He later decides to bait the Investigative crew at the end of the interview with a ksh 20,000 each and claims it's a blessing. The Crew finished their interrogations of the investigative story and later reversed the 20k after a couple of days.His team had seemingly hoped to use the token to later frame the encounter as extortion. Captured on CCTV, Owuor subsequently dispatched his lawyers in an attempt to block the documentary’s broadcast. Despite this, the program aired and raised troubling questions about deception and a rogue ministry operating under the guise of divine intervention and messianic claims.

@KenyaPower_Care power outage affecting most parts of Langata. Akiba Estate, Civil servants, Uhuru gardens, Maasai, Rubia etc

@superTekka Aside from scoring goals which is precisely what he was brought to do what else would you have liked him to offer you? A lap dance perhaps?

asides goals, Mbeumo offers almost nothing upfront.

@Kenyans Someone please tell me this is a joke. If not, this is as clear a murder plan as there will ever be

Laikipia County launches boda boda ambulances for maternal health

@Cyancute Other than the obvious, there's way too much going on here. Wtf are those shoes? Why does she have paper eyelids? Also paper gloves. Why are there feathers?

fainaly a got the video trending check thread