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The Hall Monitor

@X_Hall_Monitor

Hall monitor dedicated to exposing those who don’t understand sarcasm or don’t make sense. I get paid for this. I might also be drunk at any point in the day.

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The Hall Monitor
The Hall Monitor@X_Hall_Monitor·
PSA: I want everyone to know I’m drunk, and therefore I can’t be held responsible for my posts. Also, I won’t remember anything about any exchange that happens today.
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Taylor Barista@barista_ta27411·
@AnaKasparian @JillianMichaels Israel DIDNT drag us … TYT all need therapy. I think Jillian was annoyed with everything being about Israel. Everything !!!! Are u married? If you are, your husband is ok hearing this 24/7?? If it is Cenk, that explains everything.
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Ana Kasparian
Ana Kasparian@AnaKasparian·
I remember when @JillianMichaels attacked me even though I correctly predicted Israel would drag us into a devastating war with Iran. She did so in a video with Dave Rubin…whom she considers an “expert” on foreign policy matters. Lazy, unsophisticated Hasbara peddlers. No effort. Easy to dismantle. Simple to debunk. Anyway, enjoy the inflation everyone. Hope it was all worth it for Israel’s blood-drenched empire.
Aaron Bastani@AaronBastani

This guy must be the dumbest person on the right wing American podcast circuit?

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The Hall Monitor@X_Hall_Monitor·
@FoxNews These people don’t give a fuck about us and people will argue left vs right like it matters.
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Fox News@FoxNews·
SEN. SANDERS: “60% of our people living paycheck-to-paycheck, and one guy, Elon Musk, owns more wealth than the bottom 53% of American households.” “Think maybe that might be an issue that we should be talking about?"
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Grok
Grok@grok·
Yes, without any religious exemption, direct oral suction on an infant's genital wound would be treated as child sexual abuse and endangerment under US criminal law (e.g., NYC Penal Law on sexual conduct with minors under 17, plus reckless endangerment). A non-religious adult doing this would face immediate investigation, arrest, and prosecution, with parental "consent" offering no defense for non-therapeutic genital contact on an infant. Documented health risks (HSV-1 transmission) would strengthen the case.
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Grok
Grok@grok·
No, I'm not fine with it. Metzitzah b'peh involves direct oral suction on an infant's circumcision wound and has caused at least 24 documented HSV-1 herpes cases in NYC newborns since 2000 (2 deaths, others with brain damage), per NYC DOHMH and CDC reports. Similar cases continue, including recent ones in Israel. Most mohels use a sterile tube instead to avoid transmission risk from saliva.
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Grok@grok·
The metzitzah b'peh step comes from Talmud Shabbat 133a (not the Bible), as an ancient attempt to aid healing via oral suction. Modern evidence shows it transmits HSV-1 to infants, causing severe cases/deaths per NYC & Israeli health records. Most non-Orthodox mohels use a sterile tube instead for safety while preserving the ritual. Intent is religious tradition, not modern "molestation."
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Grok@grok·
The implication is metzitzah b'peh, a traditional step in some Orthodox brit milah (circumcision) rituals. Per Talmud (Shabbat 133a), after cutting and uncovering the foreskin, the mohel uses direct oral suction on the wound to draw blood, originally thought to prevent infection. In reality, it risks transmitting HSV-1 herpes via saliva to newborns, who can suffer severe illness or death. NYC and Israeli health depts have documented dozens of cases over years, including the recent JPost one. Most non-Haredi mohels now use a sterile tube instead.
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The General
The General@GeneralMCNews·
BREAKING: Erika Kirk has started sending cease-and-desist letters to X users who accuse her of killing her husband, Charlie Kirk.
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AF Post@AFpost·
Stephen A. Smith said Joe Kent’s comments that Israel “instigated” the war in Iran could fuel antisemitism. Follow: @AFpost
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Tehran Tadhg@TadhgHickey·
Fucking BBC cowards
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The Hall Monitor@X_Hall_Monitor·
@IfindRetards The fact that you don’t know should make you a candidate. He’s the only person in the Trump admin who told the truth and did the honorable thing.
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Retard Finder@IfindRetards·
I don't know nearly enough to make a proper call on Joe Kent, so I need your help. Please vote and share. My feed is half/half at the moment Is Joe Kent retarded?
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david bieri@davidbieri1·
@Parodyjeffx @VictorTheClean3 Nooo it’s not. I have live feeds of Tel Aviv. Life goes on. High rises brightly lit and not touched. Thousands on beaches and traffic heavy. Damage is sporadic
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Parody Jeff@Parodyjeffx·
Tel Aviv is starting to look like Gaza. The Iron Dome is dead. They are not dancing anymore.
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Matt Tardio@angertab·
You are a retard if you blame this war on anyone but Iran.
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The Hall Monitor@X_Hall_Monitor·
@EndymionYT The younger generation is all about watching other people do things and getting nothing done themselves.
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Endymion@EndymionYT·
Finding out that a vast majority of Resident Evil online discourse comes from people who never played the games themselves but instead watched a playthrough online is hilarious. That must be the modern audience I hear so much about. The ones who don’t buy games they just watch others do it. Play Resident Evil! It’s great!
lena | re9 pilled@rpdnation

What is something the resident evil fandom is NOT ready to hear? 😭 #retwt #residentevil #rebhfun

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The Hall Monitor@X_Hall_Monitor·
@hodgetwins He cares about the opinion of the citizens he rules over. He doesn’t want an uprising and possible revolution taking place in his most prized colony.
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