Bob Overdrive

I don’t know if people understand that what the Trump regime is doing is historic. They are looting the treasury right in front of our eyes as they collapse the economy and start illegal wars of aggression. The corruption is so severe and brazen that it truly boggles the mind to take it all in.

@mayemusk Aren’t you his mom

@infinite_victim @RobertFreundLaw They still taste fine

@RobertFreundLaw Damn...those are some of the only one at the grocery store around here. Good thing I'm growing my own

Here's a lawsuit filed today about "the Ferrari or Prada of canned tomato varieties." We're talking about San Marzano tomatoes, of course. California consumers say that Cento Fine Foods falsely advertises its tomatoes as being "Certified San Marzano." The tomatoes allegedly are "inauthentic, and indeed illegal in Italy." ICento was ejected from the Italian Consortium that approves San Marzano tomatoes in 2011. The Consortium "is the only entity which can certify and approve San Marzano tomatoes." Following an Italian police raid of Cento's operations in 2010, a manager was convicted of criminal fraud for selling counterfeit tomatoes. Yet Cento continues to give the "false impression that [its product] contains Consortium certified San Marzano tomatoes."

@flunklefertz @ConnorEatsPants Or Slippy.

@flunklefertz @ConnorEatsPants Would be a million times better than Sheen. Barry O could cameo as sloppy.

Charlie Sheen will voice ‘Fox McCloud’ in ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ in theaters April 2nd, 2026 (source: Variety)

If you are going to intentionally foul not once but twice down 12 with 33 seconds...and shoot a 3 with 10.4 seconds (Murray could have dribbled the clock out)...you shouldn't be complaining about a layup at the end of the game. I'm just saying.

@ubokudom10 @druski @balllcoach That's Erika Kirk, the actress/comedian starring in Druski's satirical skit. She's playing the over-the-top "conservative woman" character across all those scenes—patriotism, faith, organic everything, and the podium bit. Spot-on performance for the laughs! 😂

> be me > Chad moves into neighborhood > wife won’t stop watching him drive by on his motorbike > she makes me watch all his movies and shows > even my kids love him > get drunk and finally confront him one afternoon > get beat up in front of my kids > selectively edit the tape > everyone finds out > wife leaves me and takes kids > his face outside my window everyday

Alan Ritchson my goat beating maga ass

Good job spending years putting money in your retirement account wagie. It’s about to crash 50% because the president had sex with children and Israel blackmailed him over it. Have fun

Suck it Ohio State. Nobody likes you.

Rogan is one of the most dangerously stupid dipshits in American history. 4 foot Neanderthal with the cognitive function of playdoh

Mandatory humanities classes. Please for the love of god. These men think theyre the first to ever have an idea. Kill me.

hi. i am billionaire. for my entire adult life, i have rewired my brain to only seek to extract money. i am building a machine to destroy you and everything you love and turn it into money that i own. (American) : This is so cool. this is the coolest thing i have ever heard

She’s a dead podcaster’s wife

@air_dive @AndrewDBailey The fuck are you talking about

@AndrewDBailey And he still hasn't developed an offensive post moves. He never thought about going to Houston and learn from Hakeem so helping his team on the offensive end never occured to him.

During the 8 seasons Rudy Gobert was Utah's starting center, the Jazz were 1st in defense and Minnesota was 30th. During the 4 years Gobert has been Minnesota's starting center, the Timberwolves are 3rd in defense and Utah is 30th. Gobert is also 1st all time in career TS% (with a TS% that's 11.3 points over the league average). And he's 1 of 3 players in NBA history with 4 Defensive Player of the Year wins. Rudy Gobert's career is underrated.

@log_on_the_web @AndrewDBailey Lakers fan level take

@AndrewDBailey Explain to me how a DPOY can get played off the floor so often in the playoffs

@rv51768652 @P4kiR4mb0 Got it! In American English: Elon Musk is a sex offender.

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.