The Antlion of Fate

@chainsawdollie I'm instantly reminded of this gem.

my classmates acted like i was stupid because during a debate i said i dont think the government spying on people is good

@Muttbeard @ConsoomerLs

@ConsoomerLs "Oh you're fresh out of college where you were valedictorian and recieved a degree directly related to this field? So you dont have 5 years experience? NEXT!!!"

HR considers 2 years of experience the same as no experience.

@leslietheysay @ReallyAmerican1 @mmpadellan "Bigliest" Trophy

@ReallyAmerican1 @mmpadellan How about some alternatives for Nobel that he could use? 🤔 let's see, what could he call it? Honorable trophy Worthy trophy Upright (?) trophy Virtuous trophy Magnanimous for character trophy "Participation trophy" undercuts what trophy means Oh well. 🤔 not sure. - Google

BREAKING: Trump’s award obsession is so pathetic, the Board of Peace is creating a participation trophy just for him. Like a sulking toddler who needs a ribbon. Trump is an international joke.

@sciencegirl Hippocatomouse

Do you see a CAT or a MOUSE

@Butch_1776 @briantylercohen

@briantylercohen Another Jew!

BREAKING: Oversight Committee Ranking Member Robert Garcia just secured subpoenas for Les Wexner, billionaire businessman and a long-time benefactor of Jeffrey Epstein, and Darren Indyke and Richard Kahn, the executors of the Epstein estate

@kingkhalil001 @marionumber4 💯 Not even an AI generated mugshot would matter.

@marionumber4 Can't have a mugshot when he took his own life tho

They’re doing the meme again:

@CountDraculaDB Amazon packages 📦

For fun!

First game that comes to mind?

@kakarPathan_ Eyre Extraordinaire Extrapolate Entrance

Wanna hear the diff voices.

@memeslich Reclaiming possessions in style.

@Prometheon1 @TheHoleTweet @allenanalysis Right? It's like Honey, but with jobs. Where are all of these new 'jobs' coming from? And why are they not getting snatched up instantly by the jobless?

@TheHoleTweet @allenanalysis Where are those jobs? All I see is layoffs everywhere.

🚨 BREAKING: Documents obtained by The Washington Post reveal that Trump’s administration was weaponizing tariffs not just for pressure, but to reward corporate allies.

@HammonsTrujillo @allenanalysis ☝️ What an ironic paradox. The oligarchs want more working people, but are also killing said working people with poison 😠

@allenanalysis I'm telling you, the oligarchs are trying to kill working class people 🤬

🚨 A university scientist who discovered alarming levels of toxic chemicals in a Louisiana lake was just abruptly removed from her research position — with no explanation.

@margebertha And if somebody doesn't drink? Or go to bars regularly? Does it then become wherever they go to without breaching societal norms? Or does the interaction happen only in bars? 🤷‍♂️ Asking for a friend. Or myself, maybe.

please just hit on people in bars again. be respectful when it’s a no but just keep trying. dating apps are broken and evil I’m literally in tears reading “hey what’s up”

@PlowmanEric @i_spy_coffee @fuckyouiquit TLDR: EVERYTHING is at stake. If we want to be treated as people rather than dogs or mules, the DoL needs to remain untouched.

@i_spy_coffee @fuckyouiquit Ever have a boss short pay you or hold back a paycheck? Ever get screwed on overtime? Get fired for an unjust reason? Want to hold an HR team accountable? That's what the Labor Department is for. I was getting screwed on OT and they got me all my back pay. Plus, everyone else.

If Trump dismantles the department of labor we’re gonna need every single union to go on strike. Immediately. This is not a drill. This is not a joke. Full economic standoff. Shut. It. Down. All of it.

@Jacksepticeye @quinnickle Thanks. I'm immediately reminded of the scene in Battleship. "We're gonna die." "We are gonna die. I'm gonna die, you're gonna die, we're all gonna die. Just not today."

@quinnickle We're all gonna die Quinn

I have officially been diagnosed with Autism. I had an assessment a couple of weeks ago about it and got the confirmation today.

@consciouskaye @komonews "You will eat NOTHING, and you WILL be happy about it," is what I'm interpreting from this 🤔🧐 Try to do your job without eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner for months at a time. Sounds unreasonable, right? Why should KIDS be put through that kind of hell?

@komonews Who pays for that? Nothing is Free. Inflation comes from overspending by government which requires printing more paper fed reserve notes. It really is that simple.

Portland Public Schools announced that all of its students will be able to eat school-provided breakfast and lunch free of charge for the upcoming 2024-2025 school year. komonews.com/news/local/por…

@hokeypokey70 @MorePerfectUS Oh, the irony.

@MorePerfectUS Does anyone at Zoom understand the entire point of Zoom? Terrible optics and painfully tone deaf.

Zoom's "chief people officer" is forcing all workers within 50 miles of company offices in California, Denver, and Kansas City to return to the office multiple days a week. He lives in Austin, Texas and will stay 100% remote.

@jenibeani @scudw0rth This is genius. They should yell at their younger selves and see how they feel afterwards. Self-reflection seems to be a missing quality in those types of people.

the dehumanisation of retail workers needs to be studied because wdym you’re shouting and swearing at me over a can of coke

@fuckyouiquit My question is-- if a select few people have that much money in their pockets to "bribe" government officials, then why aren't THOSE people in office? Maybe it's a good thing they aren't there with their bottomless bank accounts, but a question worth asking at this point.

The real story on a billionaire cancelling donation to a political party is BILLIONAIRES SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO DONATE UNLIMITED AMOUNTS OF MONEY TO POLITICAL PARTIES

@realgirl_fieri "Just eat less and move more" sounds so much like a scam or an influencer giving dangerously misleading info for clicks, or both. You are perfectly well off as is without the insane workouts. Rest is much-needed in today's world/ economy.