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Warning. This account is satirical on purpose. Humor is not a crime.

@Google @GeminiApp is a malfunctioning AI, there are better solutions

From there, use conversational follow-ups to refine the output until you’re satisfied. Learn more about Canvas in AI Mode ↓ goo.gle/3PgV6kn

Canvas in AI Mode lets you build plans and organize information over multiple sessions in a dynamic side panel that updates as you go. Now we're making this tool available to everyone in the U.S. in English, and we're adding support for creative writing and coding tasks, so you can draft documents or create custom, interactive tools right within Search. See how you can get started 🧵⬇️

@Google don't buy Pixel

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* Sound on.* The Pixel 10a has arrived — here’s some unboxing content to hold you over until yours arrives ⬇️

@Google @madebygoogle don't buy a Pixel phone

@madebygoogle Learn more about how we text Pixel devices ↓ goo.gle/4aYuz3X

Wonder what goes down in a @MadebyGoogle Pixel lab? We’re giving you a behind-the-scenes peek at how we test our phones for reliability. Let’s go ⬇️ We use this machine to simulate a Pixel getting tossed around inside a bag. From there, our team checks for abrasions while adding or removing things you may find in your Pixel rubbing up against, like hand sanitizer, a pen or keys.

I am short @Google, their leaders are gay and retarded

your dad is gay like @potus' son

@Google Your Pixel phones are highly vulnerable to cyber threats and heat up like horny Blondie bitches

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@Daily_Express Let's play

The next Euromillions draw takes place tonight at 8.45pm. #DailyExpress #Echobox=1774608006" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">express.co.uk/news/uk/218731…

@Forbes another gay dude in Cali

Newsom’s Office Signals He Will Ban California Officials From Betting On Online Prediction Markets Today go.forbes.com/Pq2uKn

everyone is a target

@ubs you all should keep playing by these retarded rules and see what happens

@AlArabiya_Eng @potus wants WWIII

The #US military has fired over 850 Tomahawk cruise missiles in four weeks of war with #Iran, the Washington Post reports, citing people familiar with the matter. ara.tv/iukvh

@ubs only thing your fraudulent financial system can deliver is a threat to my wellbeing and money

@BBCWorld ICE ICE baby @potus, not deploying your gestapo?

US Senate votes to fund most of Homeland Security to end airports chaos - but ICE excluded bbc.in/4bG8aY4

@leJDD Fuck these war religions

«Allah est le plus grand» : un homme armé d'un couteau sème la terreur dans un train entre Paris et Troyes ow.ly/IKgb106wreN

@LePoint Lucky Donaldo @potus Lucky retarded

« Lucky Luke » sur Disney+ : c’est pas Jolly, Jolly ! Par Katia De la Ballina l.lepoint.fr/uDW

@Uber @zoox @uber is financing its business with porn shows

We’re teaming up with @zoox! ✨ Starting this summer in Las Vegas and next year in Los Angeles, Uber riders can get matched with a Zoox robotaxi. These robotaxis are unlike anything on the road today: they’re purpose-built for a comfortable, smooth ride-hail experience. We’re excited for more riders to experience the future of mobility.

@Uber @uber is truly running porn shows across all Europe, best they can do

Zagreb 👋 Europe’s first commercial robotaxi service is arriving soon with Verne x Pony AI. Let’s ride.

bunch of pedos meeting in Davos

@LeHuffPost your mom is transphobic, retarded @LeHuffPost

En l’espace de 20 minutes, J.K. Rowling a adoubé la série « Harry Potter » de HBO et étalé toute sa transphobie ift.tt/RxpkGFq