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@RedbirdFarmhand Can we replace pages with him on ML team

Jimmy Crooks is 4-4 with a double and homer today On the season he’s hitting .533 with 1.788 OPS with 3 homers and a double in 5 games

@j_clem My guess would be 4/10 city 2 game or 4/14-4/15 cup match at earliest, prob the 4/25 home game

As excited as we are to see Löwen back, I think it’s worth a pause. He won’t slot in immediately. He likely needs time to recover full fitness and time to integrate back into the team. So I think it’s a long term win; I just wouldn’t expect to see him this weekend

@AaronSchiro @martinkilcoyne2 @stlCITYsc @BattlehawksUFL But if you actually chat with staff at venues, you could find out what would and wouldn’t work, it won’t work at energizer

@Y98Ryan @martinkilcoyne2 @stlCITYsc @BattlehawksUFL I'm just saying the grass isn't an issue those that follow sports understand that. People share venues all over the world without issues.

He floated the idea, but @stlCITYsc didn’t think it was a fit. This keeps coming up, but @BattlehawksUFL won’t be playing at Energizer Park anytime soon.

@AaronSchiro @martinkilcoyne2 @stlCITYsc @BattlehawksUFL You’ve never looked around that stadium and seen how tricky that would be to actually do. The area in the tunnels looks very small, little to no storage. Plus if you knew that have the stadium was on water reserves that they couldn’t move when building, only 1/2 under is usable.

@Y98Ryan @martinkilcoyne2 @stlCITYsc @BattlehawksUFL People pretend like no one has ever shared a soccer stadium before. Wouldent be an issue as it isn't across the world for others.

@MattBakerSTL @stlCITYsc Let’s be honest, they would absolutely demolish the grass at energizer park every game. Replacing it takes weeks, not days. Any ideas not to replace inseaon could not only increase player injuries on pitch but the pitch would look terrible on match days esp with spring downpours

Mike Repole is an owner of UFL itself, no ties to STL. And yep. He floated it, and @stlCITYsc sank it. Not so new news but it ain’t happening at Energizer Park… and we’ve know it for a while. x.com/mattbakerstl/s…

@hochman Reputation same when cards fans bought his when traded here

Nolan sixth, that’s interesting

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@Edge2Zegras Washington’s throwbacks were better too, as the expos

Guardians in “throwbacks are better” I know what you are

@Streetpass3 Trash can cheaters are somehow extremely ethical, and one of the worst owner who screwed over Oakland is ethical… right… your credibility is zero

MLB teams ranked by how ethical they are

@yovic7 We knew this was coming several years ago when they sold their radio stations off

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Your 2026 #STLCards Spring Breakout Starting Lineup!

Brayden Schenn from St Louis for Jonathan Drouin, 2026 1st (Colorado), a 3rd and Marcus Gidlof.

Islanders and Blues are currently staying at the same hotel in San Jose.

The return for Schenn is a first-round pick, a third-round pick and a prospect for Schenn, according to @DarrenDreger. #stlblues

Sources say #stlblues are finalizing a trade to move captain Brayden Schenn to #isles.

It wasn't an easy decision, but Colton Parayko decided not to waive his NTC for a trade to Buffalo. Trade with Sabres will not be happening.