Adeyemi Alatishe

@tobystic Fear fear 🤣🤣

My friend drives 90% of the time FSD. It switched to MadMax mode while on the bridge yesterday in California. My heart is still beating as we speak because if felt like an imaginary Danfo driver took over and I was gonna end up in the lagoon

@PatrickChristys She doesn’t have to watch it. It is fiction

I wish I could go back in time and un-watch Adolescence now. Good grief.

@tobystic Ko easy 😅. Everybody eventually learns that adulthood is a different kettle of fish.

My niece called and suddenly feeling overwhelmed at adulthood, said she’s praying for favor in everything . “Look uncle , now I get why Jacob wrestled with God. I get it “ 😄 cracked me up

@tobystic You dey find melon wahala abi?

What have I said now? Rubbish!

@gtbank @gtbank_careers i am unable to access my accounts using the app or online banking. I understand that migrations typically have some issues so please I need help fixing this, thanks.

@hamstringFCB @OwanEnoh It is made of vibranium 😅🤣😂

@OwanEnoh Months? Is the bycicle made of Valerian steal?

My attention has been called to a post on social media by Ese Ukpeseraye. After reading the post and some follow up comments i swung into action. Ese's post seems to have been grossly misunderstood, perhaps also because it didn't seem to give proper context to the matter in perspective. It is important i make some clarifications. Abinitio, Team Nigeria qualified for one road race in cycling and prepared for it in terms of training and the appropriate competition equipment. Team Nigeria was fully prepared for this road race until two weeks ago after the Cycling team with the rest of Team Nigeria had already left for the Olympics, that a communication from the Union Cycliste Internationale (UCI) was received reallocating additional slots to the Cyclist Federation of Nigeria (Kerin and individual sprint). This reallocation to Nigeria was due to the disqualification of a country, leaving Nigeria as the next eligible to make the list of qualified countries to compete. Unfortunately, this additional slot required the use of a different competition equipment in terms of biking. For this track race reallocated to Team Nigeria, a very special equipment (approved specifically for the Olympic track game) is used. It'll take months to have it delivered after ordering and making payment. To therefore get Ese to compete, the Federation through Ese's Club in Europe and working with a German owned Company, got a ‘Track Bike’ for our cycler Ese. Tomorrow the 9th of August 2024, Ese will race in an individual sprint, the race she originally qualified for.

@OwanEnoh As usual a Minister that is terrible at his job is making excuses that show his incompetence.

@SerieAScout_ Racist is that you?

Victor Osimhen finishes AFCON with 1 goal, ghosts in the final, and now has to return to 9th place Napoli! It’s all downhill after CocunutGate.

@Tunde_OD Done @Tunde_OD

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@ElizabethOrji6 @CyberGemba We will address this next week. You are in a good place and asking the right questions.

@CyberGemba What advice can you give to a beginner? I really want to learn and be specialized

@The_preztiige @CyberGemba We will address this next week. But you are on the right track.

@CyberGemba You talked about a lot of path available depending on one's area of specialization; I actually chose cloud security analyst as the path I will be delving into in cybersecurity. What path is that in the cloud?

@CyberGemba Hi

Opportunity to pivot into Cybersecurity and Cloud Computing facebook.com/61554181299016…

It's been 24+ hours now since techstudyslack (a ~90,000 member community) hosted via @SlackHQ just stopped working. I've had little response from support and don't see any evidence of a solution. Techstudyslack is a thriving community where people can discuss tech/certification and career development. I chose @SlackHQ ~5 years ago because it seemed like they supported communities like ours but I'm not so sure anymore.

Thanks 365 Christian Men for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 223 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/6kUgZ3Ylz…

Thanks Moses Bliss for spending 3,301 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Too Faithful. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/79MTG7H…

@Ryanair your agents disconnect calls on customers after you fraudulently cancel flights paid for when a change request failed. #Ryanair you have failed to follow your own policy of reverting to original flights when a new change fails. #Ryanair is fraudulent and cheats people.

@Ryanair why do you contact centre employees not seem to understand how to reverse transactions that failed #ryanairfraud #Ryanair

@Ryanair why do you cancel a person’s original flight when the transaction to change the flight failed? That is fraudulent because the original flight is fully paid for.