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Saying Kruum, say Kruumer

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Saying Kruum, say Kruumer@Yobell13·
@DrWatson_1 Not an anonymous account My name is Yossi Beller and this can be instead of my profile picture
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Dovi Neuburger@DovieNeuburger·
For all those going on Lag Ba”Omer trips today please remember: “When you leave this school you don’t just represent yourselves…etc” And for all principals: Make sure to give the “please thank the bus driver so he likes Jews” speech in front the bus driver.
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Rabbeim looking out the window seeing the rain and breathing a huge sigh of relief that their respective baseball games are cancelled
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Fun fact: if you google image "cholent" you get these chulents with carrots in there If you google image "chulent" you get the greasy feste chulents Guess which is which
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Question for baalei teshuva What was your reaction the first shabbos not in a kiruv setting when you found out that its not a Carlebach davening every week
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My kids parsha sheet was missing half of the parsha this week I dont get these yeshivas nowadays
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*High school mashgiach shmuz* Im pashut talking to myself over here but hanging out on a thursday night until 2 am with the girls from the local beis yaakov is completely unacceptable Again no one should think im talking about anyone in particular im talking to myself...
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If i were in charge I would make the entire RFK bridge rumbling strips. Think about it @NYCMayor
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If really want to be a rabbi it takes a lot of hard work, many years of learning and a smicha test or you can just marry a rebbitzin
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Just gonna leave a few chazals here 1-ביתך זו היא אשתך 2- יוֹסֵי בֶן יוֹעֶזֶר אִישׁ צְרֵדָה אוֹמֵר, יְהִי בֵיתְךָ בֵּית וַעַד לַחֲכָמִים 3-יוֹסֵי בֶּן יוֹחָנָן אִישׁ יְרוּשָׁלַיִם אוֹמֵר, יְהִי בֵיתְךָ פָּתוּחַ לִרְוָחָה
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Satmer guys probably hate it when yom haatzmaot falls out on a monday or thursday
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Kol Koreh: As per the rabonim This allowance to shave today for shabbos rosh chodesh a PSYCH it is so not a thing thats why you never heard of it you are all keeping second half this year Losers
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"If you give $180 to our organization we will have the gadol hador daven to alleviate your tzarah if not screw you"
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Activities you dont want to be in the middle of when the yom hashoa siren forces you to freeze: Open heart surgery Crossing train tracks In the process of landing a plane Swimming Feel free to add
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i’m tired of pretending, what does RSVP stand for?
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*Coming back to work after pesach Coworker: i hope you had a restfull vacation Me: lol
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