Saying Kruum, say Kruumer

@DrWatson_1 Not an anonymous account My name is Yossi Beller and this can be instead of my profile picture

For all those going on Lag Ba”Omer trips today please remember: “When you leave this school you don’t just represent yourselves…etc” And for all principals: Make sure to give the “please thank the bus driver so he likes Jews” speech in front the bus driver.

Rabbeim looking out the window seeing the rain and breathing a huge sigh of relief that their respective baseball games are cancelled

Fun fact: if you google image "cholent" you get these chulents with carrots in there If you google image "chulent" you get the greasy feste chulents Guess which is which

Good

Question for baalei teshuva What was your reaction the first shabbos not in a kiruv setting when you found out that its not a Carlebach davening every week

My kids parsha sheet was missing half of the parsha this week I dont get these yeshivas nowadays

*High school mashgiach shmuz* Im pashut talking to myself over here but hanging out on a thursday night until 2 am with the girls from the local beis yaakov is completely unacceptable Again no one should think im talking about anyone in particular im talking to myself...

If i were in charge I would make the entire RFK bridge rumbling strips. Think about it @NYCMayor

If really want to be a rabbi it takes a lot of hard work, many years of learning and a smicha test or you can just marry a rebbitzin

Just gonna leave a few chazals here 1-ביתך זו היא אשתך 2- יוֹסֵי בֶן יוֹעֶזֶר אִישׁ צְרֵדָה אוֹמֵר, יְהִי בֵיתְךָ בֵּית וַעַד לַחֲכָמִים 3-יוֹסֵי בֶּן יוֹחָנָן אִישׁ יְרוּשָׁלַיִם אוֹמֵר, יְהִי בֵיתְךָ פָּתוּחַ לִרְוָחָה

Satmer guys probably hate it when yom haatzmaot falls out on a monday or thursday

"I want only the biggest masmid for my daughter"

Kol Koreh: As per the rabonim This allowance to shave today for shabbos rosh chodesh a PSYCH it is so not a thing thats why you never heard of it you are all keeping second half this year Losers

"If you give $180 to our organization we will have the gadol hador daven to alleviate your tzarah if not screw you"

Activities you dont want to be in the middle of when the yom hashoa siren forces you to freeze: Open heart surgery Crossing train tracks In the process of landing a plane Swimming Feel free to add

@itsssthulsss Remember special vedding present

i’m tired of pretending, what does RSVP stand for?

*Coming back to work after pesach Coworker: i hope you had a restfull vacation Me: lol

A sad day for baruch kreeper

@malkizeee I think so

@Yobell13 It comes in glass?

I made havdalla on this