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Hilarious/Savage tweet and replies. A thread 1-15👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 1. Thank God Elon remove am🤲🏾😂😂

He cheated You cheated back He paid your school fees You cheated back He carried you to the UK You cheated back He bought you push gift You cheated back He bought you car You cheated back Nothing to offer, just community toto

@EhisOjeks See am.

I’m not saying MEN shouldn't provide, but make sure you provide for a "thank you so much” woman and not an "as you should" woman.

“fuck fake friends” omo me i be fake friends o make una fuck me abeg

all the women in the cs & quotes doing “after one bad sex you won’t see me again” but when a guy ghost them after fucking, it’s “he has gotten what he wanted” and not “i have a trash pvssy”

If you’re a man having sex with a lady, you owe her a duty of care to protect her. You don’t want people calling her a hoe on your account. You’re a man, you’ll always be alright for having sex. The street is brutal to women whose sexual experience makes it out to the public. Even if you paid for the sex, you still have to protect her by keeping your private business, private. Everyone deserves to have their dignity respected.

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One day we will discuss the role of Bankers in the kidnapping industry.

my simping no pass to call you mommy o, send you money keh.

Spotify should make a dating app that matches people with the same music taste

Missionary. raw. slow strokes. kissing. neck kisses. eye contact. whispering *I love you*>>>>>>>>>>>

It's physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent, more evil, weird, and devoid of empathy every single day.

life gets better once you start traumatizing women back

Breasts feed and nurture life. They are the bedrock of civilization. The ass expels waste and can only destroy. The boob man is a creator, the butt man worships chaos.

“Alcohol is dangerous to your health” Lmao have you seen the type of women i go for?

i like ease, i like peace, and i like nice things. that’s the life i’m committed to facilitating for myself.

i just want to cuddle, fccckkk, talk about life, fckkkkk, watch a movie and fcccckkkk again.

First of all alhamdulilahi, secondly wahala dey o

Females always closing there eyes during sex. Never wanna see a Ngga happy SMH.

my parents never sabi wetin them born till money don dey my hand