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@abihqureshi Bhai fitna mat paida kro. Kisi Aalim o Mujtahid ne mana nahi kia AC se. Hajj ke arkaan ka maqsad agar achieve ho toh masla nahi hai.

حج کے دوران ٹمپریچر ٹھندا کرنا کیا بدعت میں نہیں آتا؟ اہل علم ذرا روشنی ڈالیں۔ 🤓🫣 #Haj

@NidaAhm16105291 I understand what you’re saying but like, Hajj na krain log agar unpe farz hai? And that dollar shortage isnt caused because of Hajj expenses. That’s literally mismanagement by the government. Why should the common man suffer?

دنیا میں دو ارب مسلمان ہیں۔ جن میں 15 لاکھ حج پر گے ہیں لیکن صرف پاکستان سے ایک لاکھ ساٹھ ہزار گے ہیں۔ پاکستان وہ ملک ہے جس پر 137 ارب ڈالر بیرونی قرضہ ہے ، اور ایک ایک ارب ڈالر قرض کے عوض ملک کو ائی ایم ایف کے شکنجے میں دیا ہوا ہے یاد رہے حج کے تمام خرچے ڈالروں میں ادا ہوتے ہیں۔ اس کا مطلب پوری مسلم دنیا میں سب سے جنونی پاکستانی ہیں جب کہ پاکستان مسلم دنیا کے فقیر ملکوں میں شمار ہوتا ہے، سر ارشد محمود

The people asking to install a water cooler or plant trees instead of doing qurbani aren't installing water coolers or planting trees either lol

@Mr_memokun @queserasarasara Why do you sound like Muharram is for shia what qurbani is for sunnis? Weirdo. The way pakistanis commemorate bari eid with the extravagance and flexing is not what Eid is for. Also, everything in Muharram has a purpose. Na apko Eid ka hi maqsad samajh aya na Muharram ka.

@queserasarasara Ok tell your Shia people that this Muharram they should not hold any majlis gatherings, do matam, or take out juloos, instead they should install water coolers everywhere.

Unpopular opinion but qurbani is not wajib on non haji people AT ALL. It is actually better to install a water cooler or plant trees as opposed to doing qurbani of an animal, leaving streets dirty and then only giving the scrap parts to ghareeb.

@Argenpoirot Yeah, you should’ve never fucked with their regional stability. Imbecile

En Arabia Saudita las autopistas tienen un cartel en rojo indicando el camino para los NO MUSULMANES. En Arabia Saudita hay ciudades donde no podés entrar si no sos musulman (La Meca y Medina) Pero ellos pueden invadir Europa y los reciben felices.

@SaharRao13 Guys, her profile says “satire” Relax

My dad’s love language is hiring this 11y old girl for me bcz adult house helps are so lazy & they argue so much. This one does all the chores, cleans my shoes and doesn’t talk back. My dad can never see me in distress 😌✨

@RupertLowe10 Also, who the fuck are you to question what an individual does with their belief system or religion as long as they are hurting you? Prick

Women being forced to wear burqas in this weather is torture - I absolutely detest it. If any religion forces women into such brutal and punishing conditions, then maybe we should start asking some serious questions about that religion.

@RupertLowe10 Who’s forcing who? I thought the west was liberal enough to let people wear what they want? You make it seem like you’re more interested in making woman wear whatever they want as long as your eyes can feast on them

@nadeemhaque When no one sets an example, when no one gets the right to vote, when no one cares, when the police doesnt respect you, when you get nothing for your taxes, people generally stop caring about laws and regulations out of frustration

Let’s try youth-baiting again. Why do Pakistanis act like traffic rules don’t exist? 1 Zero respect for lanes — it’s every man for himself. 2 Barely anyone stops at red lights. 3 Roundabouts? What rules? 4 Pedestrians are treated like invisible obstacles. 5 See a car trying to merge? Speed up and block it — never let anyone in. I’m sure the youth will tell me I’m completely wrong. Go ahead — prove me wrong. Tell me how. 🔥

@TeslaOnDiet Difficult for so many to understand. They think its okay to be bigots just because they dont like someone

“Indians hate you, why do you defend them?” Yeah man, Indians and Pakistanis hate each other. Racists hate both. Some Pakistanis hate me for my ethnic identity. Some of my own ethnicity hate me for my religious identity. If I waited for everyone to like me before opposing bigotry, I’d never oppose anything. That’s the point of a principle, it doesn’t check who deserves it.

@sheilanazarian Iran becoming secular threatens Islamist society in the region? If only Pahlavists invested half of what they invest in their fake ass face, they would have been more educated. If Iran becomes secular, the region would be more peaceful than ever

Why is Pakistan so vested in keeping the Iranian Regime alive? The Iranian people are secular. Iran has the lowest mosque attendance in the region. Christianity is increasing 5-10% per year. If Iran became a flourishing, secular society, that threatens every Islamist society in the region.

@king_cyrus12 Why Pahlavists behave this way, sour and desperate for attention, is a dilemma. Were you the imbeciles that were 1% of the Iranian population and had to move out after the revolution cause no one would take your bullshit in your own country?

Pakis are so jealous of Iranians because they wish they were 1% of us. Pakistan has no culture, no history, no empires. Pakistan’s own anthem is in Persian because Urdu is a copy and paste of any Indian language. Pakistan will only be know as India’s bitch. The only other nation worse than Pakistan is Bangladesh, because those retards chose to be Pakistan’s bitch out of all countries.

@_Alphaman @_Alphawoman @PoltclCassandra Why does it matter what happens in Iranian mosques? We don’t derive right/wrong from whatever arrangements Iran makes for itself

@_Alphawoman @YouDontSayWow @PoltclCassandra Wondering if the Iranian Mosques have carpets or direct/ natural flooring?

@_Alphaman @PoltclCassandra @_Alphawoman For the simple reason that prayer mat is cleaner than house floors

@YouDontSayWow @PoltclCassandra @_Alphawoman Oh okay so not even directly on house floor? I mean why to even use a praying mat?

@_Alphaman @PoltclCassandra @_Alphawoman Sajdah is allowed on natural surfaces such as rock/clay. Nothing to be between your forehead and the earth, not even cloth. Ruling derived from ahadith.

@PoltclCassandra What is the story of that stone? @_Alphawoman

@stats_feed The artificial economic system, and everything included

If all humans suddenly lost the ability to lie, what industry would collapse first?

@hussainbourdain Sab ko bhej dia hai, jo yahan berozgar thay, ab woh wahan berozgar hain

bc yeh saare Pakistani germany jaake influencer kyun ban gaye hain hum ne toh parhne likhne bheja tha

@queserasarasara Not wajib but also not comparable to installing water coolers. The problem with Pakistan is that people are turning qurbani into an extremely extravagant event, with the whole culture becoming one of indulgence and flexing instead of the literal meaning of sacrifice

@PoltclCassandra Even without marriage and children, your fertility and hormonal health is foundational to other aspects of your mental and physical health.

@obliviomaxx How tf do you compare this to peeri mureedi? For the Ismaili community, this person is a devinely appointed Imam. Kuch bhi

peeri mureedi culture with european aesthetics