Your Favorite Provost

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Your Favorite Provost

Your Favorite Provost

@YourFaveProvost

Crushing hopes and dreams since the Middle Ages. Extra provost on that please!

Katılım Nisan 2019
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Your Favorite Provost
Your Favorite Provost@YourFaveProvost·
Dear Faculty, I know it is week 5 but please see below for reminders for the start of the semester. Most of these will be irrelevant by now or you have needed them several times so far. So sorry I couldn't do this one tiny thing in a timely manner. Sincerely, Your Fave Provost
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Your Favorite Provost
Your Favorite Provost@YourFaveProvost·
Oops sorry forgot to send my "Election Day email about not over- or under-processing the effects of this overwhelmingly staggering election with our students" yesterday like actually on Election Day. Oopsie daisy.
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Your Favorite Provost
Your Favorite Provost@YourFaveProvost·
Well, adjuncts have a strange notion they ought to get paid appropriately for teaching their classes. I think just over $100/week IS appropriate & plenty when asking them to teach 18-22 year olds who will be disregarding the "bubble" we are trying to create and going off campus.
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Associate Deans@ass_deans·
Please refrain from day drinking if you are working remotely. Remember you are still working for a state institution. But especially - and I can’t emphasis this enough - please refrain from drunk “respond all” emails to the college listserv.
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Your Favorite Provost
Your Favorite Provost@YourFaveProvost·
Sure I might have gotten this position due to my detailed and thorough study of the most obscure aspect of medieval history but that doesn't mean I don't know everything about all your disciplines too. #AcademicTwitter
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Associate Deans
Associate Deans@ass_deans·
Memo from the chancellor instructs us that, due to budget exigency, you can't have nice things.
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Professor Jaded
Professor Jaded@ProfessorJaded·
Got this at lunch today... Maybe I should pickup a job application before heading back to the office to grade.
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Your Favorite Provost@YourFaveProvost·
@AssProvost No, that's scheduled for the day grades are due: next Wednesday. Mandatory faculty meeting 8:30am-5:00pm. Grades are due at 5:15pm. Thanks!
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