David

@jk_rowling @lilmaddens7 no mom

@lilmaddens7 Maybe he's mistaken them for magic beans.

UK authorities warn that due to unprecedented demand, national supplies of cope are running dangerously low.

@JudyMurray The real life photograph is lovely, as indeed you are.

Love how justifiably miserable I look here…. #Barbie

@Matt_Pinner Certainly

Can you ?

@POTUS was once a moderately capable man; now he is now so intimidated by #Putin that he is repeatedly blindsided by him. Historians will look at #Trump's weakness and ineptitude with dismay; and the world will eventually discover what it is that #Putin is threatening to reveal

@JonjayNeedham1 So hope that you are richly blessed in your life in the country and that nature finds her way into your life; as she does so often, in so many wounded or exhausted folk; whether it is through plants or animals or one of her other wonders.

@Matt_Pinner PLUM

First word you see

So wrong that individual athletes are being put in this position by the lack of leadership from the bodies managing the sport. This is a brave and principled action by this athlete.

@bbc5live Such a good interview with Callum Miller MP @LibDemPress @LibDems just now.

@Matt_Pinner The chips are too thin!

What's your first thought when you see this meal?

@Matt_Pinner Noise!

What’s the first word that comes to mind when you see this ?

@DrEilidhMaria Concerned for you Eilidh.

@timricketts_ Guess that is MORE likely to happen when medical staff work shifts with "targets" to be achieved and measured/acted on.

The F1 waking the surgical patient up at 5am to ask them if they’ve opened their bowels yet

@jk_rowling 🤣🤣🤣

Three guesses. Sorry, but that was irresistible. 🤣🤣🤣

@JamesMelville Yes Caned by head at prep school aged about 9 years old.

Is this just an example of the problem. Failed senior managers moving sideways

@Matt_Pinner Their love and my siblings.

What's the best thing you got from your parents?

@DrEilidhMaria Take care; and take little steps. Best wishes Eilidh.

@charliersmith1 Dear Charlie so sorry to hear that and was in a (grand)parental sort of way hoping it wouldn't happen. However... your post above is also wonderfully encouraging to those of us who have worried about you over time. Delighted that and your lovely lass have found each other.

Since posting a photo of me and my girlfriend, we’ve been subject to some pretty nasty homophobia and comments about our appearances… But instead of deleting the pic, I figured I’d share another photo of us to show we’re proud of who we are 😊🏳️‍🌈

One can perhaps excuse @POTUS from referring to tariffs on "Whisky" (sic) when referring to American whiskey, as he is not very bright despite his Scottish heritage. However for the @BBC to muddle whisky and whiskey in this article is very disappointing. bbc.co.uk/news/live/cx2g…

Spot on Brendan! @bmay