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generational 3 album run is about to become a generational 4 album run

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." 😂

@Steez_47 Have you seen him? Chopping blades on em bubba, have you seen him?!?

I can’t say much, but just know this is about to change everyone’s album of the year list

Basically what we've seen in the past 48 hours is that radical Democrats hate Trump so much, they want us to lose a fight with a country that would nuke us if they could. That is suicidal derangement.

@Rafa_Mangual I mean billionaires have been robbing you for years…

“That guy has lots of money… Let’s rob him!”

@Nole2death @JJ_McCullough Haha such a funny tweet haha. You can really tell he’s just trying to be funny and not throwing a temper tantrum like a 5 year old.

@JJ_McCullough Except Obama would have said it for his voters, Trump said it to be funny. I know humor isnt a thing on the left

If Obama had tweeted “praise be to Allah” on Easter Sunday Republicans would… oh, forget it.

@PhillipsDe13341 @JJ_McCullough Why don’t you walk into your local church and say that, let me know how it goes. I think a lot of conservative Christian’s would disagree with you here.

@JJ_McCullough You do know that Christian, Jews and Muslims worship the same abrahamic God. Our differences are Christ, Muhammad and a brother's feud. We refer to The Lord in different ways and worship different ways but we share our love of One God.

@wizard_mint @CptMuchoTexto It could be argued that that’s where we are heading. Capitalism has brought the world to the brink of destruction and has only existed for 1% of humanities existence. You can’t high horse communism when the problems you have with it are sitting at americas door.

@YourPapiAntonio @CptMuchoTexto Are you stuck in a totalitarian capitalist state?

Left-wingers, especially those from the aging generations, define themselves by their self-image as the counterculture. If they actually stop to acknowledge that they've firmly held the establishment for at least a decade, arguably two or more, then not only do they lose the justification for their activism, they lose what they see as their purpose in life. So, they have to hold up this larp that they're still sticking it to their bible thumping grandpappy who died twenty fuckin' years ago to feel better about stomping on the right-wing youth who grew up under their near-unchallenged reign.

@_brettam @CptMuchoTexto I think you might be too dumb to understand what I’m saying. This panel is not arguing for or against communism. You’re misunderstanding the point of the post. You’re sitting here arguing about communism.

@YourPapiAntonio @CptMuchoTexto You've just provided anecdotal evidence in support both of my responses. 😂

@wizard_mint @CptMuchoTexto And capitalism is just as bad, so where do we go from here?

@YourPapiAntonio @CptMuchoTexto I hate communism because it’s a shitty ideology that destroys nations and has killed tens of millions of people, not because the government told me to.

@wizard_mint @CptMuchoTexto x.com/yourpapiantoni…

@YourPapiAntonio @CptMuchoTexto Nothing says punk like shilling for totalitarian police states lol

@_brettam @CptMuchoTexto Again you’re arguing a point that was never made in the first place.

@YourPapiAntonio @CptMuchoTexto That's just how communists think. There's good reason to absolutely reject communism, even if the utopian ideology seems appealing.

@_brettam @CptMuchoTexto You’re misunderstand the reasoning of that panel. It’s to say you hate communism because the government told you to. Not because communism is “anti-government”

@YourPapiAntonio @CptMuchoTexto Only low-IQ people can say communism is "anti-government" with a straight face. The only way to enforce anything centralized/decentralized is through a collective governing body, aka "government".

@JustAnothrAcct @leowatchescode @CptMuchoTexto Do you really believe that currently trump was the lesser evil?

@leowatchescode @YourPapiAntonio @CptMuchoTexto If you vote for an administration, you famously have to agree with everything that they do. There's no such thing as the idea of "choosing the lesser evil" in politics, you immediately agree 100%. That's just how it works.

@wizard_mint @CptMuchoTexto Whoa bro you’re so counterculture. Nothing says “punk” like shilling for billionaires.

@YourPapiAntonio @CptMuchoTexto Go say “Fuck The Police” in a communist country

@veritune @barneyxbt You’re comparing something with actual testimony and court documentation to something that can be tested and proven through science and math. Not all conspiracy’s are the same.

@YourPapiAntonio @barneyxbt The same thing was said about Epstein until CNN gave the likes of you permission to believe that it was true. If tomorrow, the mainstream media comes out and says the earth is flat you will be fine with beleiving them

let me get this straight it doesn’t matter how much evidence you present. emails, laws of physics, exposed connections, literal video footagenone of it is enough a conspiracy theorist can lay out a bulletproof case with sources and the npc response is always the same. “where’s your proof” brother i just showed you the proof. you didn’t even look at it nothing is real to these people unless anderson cooper says it on cnn or it gets stamped as “officially confirmed” by the same government that’s been lying to them their entire lives they don’t want proof, they want permission to believe it. and until their favorite news anchor tells them it’s okay to think for themselves they never will the saddest part is they turned the general public into the gatekeepers of their own prison. you don’t even need guards when the inmates police each other for free

Billionaires don't make your life miserable. Government, however, does because of burdensome regulations and ever-increasing taxes. Most billionaires are CEOs of companies that provide products and services that have improved the quality of life. You don't really hate billionaires for having money. You envy of them because you're a loser who has accomplished nothing in life.

@darkvdred I’m convinced space conspiracy theorists are just people who can’t understand scale.

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